I'm lying on the floor with all these old people staring down at me, I don't know what scares me more, their faces or the fact I can see blood on my arm. Yes, I have a fear of blood, although I'm not going to tell anyone that. I think I'm going to get enough attention if Peaches blabs to anyone about my problem. I don't want to make myself stand out anymore than I should.

obviously the teachers aren't stupid. Chloe speaks for me and says something like I must have banged my head on the wall then fainted and knocked the alarm. I'm impressed she thought of such a quick excuse but I kind of get the impression she uses lots of different excuses herself. It is obvious she is a favourite pupil of the teacher in the flowery dress whoever she is because she is agreeing with her. Every teacher has a favourite pupil don't they. Not that I have ever been one just so you know.

someone calls for the nurse, oh jeez not her again. I get up aware the blood is dripping down my arm, I look at it and feel like I am going to be sick. I'm really tempted to wipe it on someone's shirt but obviously I can't, even I know that is just, well rude .I try to hold my arm out as far as I can so I don't have to look at it again. One of the geeks is looking at me really intently like she is some sort of Doctor, almost like she wants to touch it then she says 'ooh look at all the blood' like it is multicolour or something, ok, not the brightest comment for a wannabe doctor. The nurse arrives, and asks me how I am, it's kind of obvious how I am but she's the nurse I will let her work it out. She starts by cleaning the blood saying 'gosh there is a lot of blood here' again not the brightest comment to make. 'Have you taken your medication today' she asks. Why, why did she have to blurt that out, it has totally nothing to do with me deliberately smashing my arm on the fire alarm. I can see some of the girls talking about me now, whispering, everyone knows when people whisper you can actually hear them talking and there is a 100% chance it is about you. I shake my head, and she starts tutting, 'You must take it you know that'. 'Really, I say I didn't know I had to take it like all the time'. She ignores me then starts to bandage my arm. I try to rip it off because there is no blood and if I'm going to kidnap a dog I'm going to stand out just a bit with a bandage on my arm.

Just then matron walks in, she has a big handbag on her back and it is moving, I look and see the most tiniest hairiest ugliest dog ever. It is growling at everyone. I'm not sure if I should be pleased it's tiny, I mean I just wait for her to put her bag down and grab it right? Shouldn't be a problem, but I swear it's spitting at people, like some sort of gremlin. Yeah that's what it reminds me of a gremlin.

the nurse tells me I'm to miss first lesson to go and lie down, ok, I need a master plan to kidnap the dog, that's what I will go and think of now, seriously has my life come to this though? ...