A/n not much to say really, just enjoy! Also, as I said, not all of these stories correspond, like this one; this takes place on the first day back. And I don't own the song. Sorry, but this is a really short one!

42. I must not yodel during the speech of the start of term feast. - Draco Malfoy

"Can I tell you how much I hate you?" asked Draco Malfoy, strolling to the great hall with Fred and George Weasley.
"Well you could…" started George.
"But think how disappointed our dearest, beloved, only sister would be." finished Fred.
"Fine, as long as I still get to see you two embarrass yourselves." replied Draco, opening the doors.
"Embarrass ourselves? No no, we've done much much worse than this…." smirked George, Fred smiling beside him.

They entered the great hall and sat down at their own tables, Draco nervously tapping his foot until Dumbledore's speech started. he wasn't really watching the sorthing, however he did notice Syltherin had a few more students, the majority girls...
"To our new students this year, welcome to Hogwarts please, think of it as your home but please refrain from wearing slippers outside of your common rooms, as this is a school. To our returning students welcome back, you should know the rules by now, however much you ill advisedly choose to ignore them." Dumbledore's own twinkling eyes met both Fred and George's shining ones. "May I remind all students that the forbiden forest is forbiden for a reason, and to those who can visit hogsmede on weekends, a list will be on the notice boards in your common rooms as of what not to buy from Zonkos, and Weasleys' Wizard Whee-" Dumbledore was cut off by Draco rising form his seat, climbing onto the table and clearing his throat before singing:

"I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!

Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odle
Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle
Oh I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!"

By this point most of the great hall had tears streaming down their eyes, from holding the laughter in, and those who hadn't bothered to hide the laughter were clutching their sides in fits of laughter.
"Ah, mister Malfoy, as wonderfully astounding and quite unexpected as that was, I'm afraid I will have to give you a detention, so that would be my office, tomorrow evening at 7pm please, I'm ever so partial to fizzing whizzbees.
With that he announced dinner throughought which and Draco got quite a few curious looks from the other students, as he silently ate his dinner, glaring at Fred and George all the while.

A/n: I know I haven't updated in ages, so forgive me and send me lots of honest reviews? ;) and I'll now try to upload as soon as possible, but I'll be away for a while, with no laptop... :(