A/n: hello, my wonderful people, thank you for the reviews, the alerts and the favourites, you're all awesome, and you lot who just read it, PLEASE REVIEW IT! I'll give you cookies and hobos! On to the story! And I think this one is going to be completely different from the rest, as of the Fred/Hermione, however, if you review with a different opinion… ;)
45. I must not lick people in class to see if I can taste them. - Fred Weasley
46. I must not lick anyone whatsoever. - Fred Weasley
"Hey, Fred, remember that dare I gave you, about five minutes after Harry passed out?"
"OI, I didn't pass out! You were too drunk to remember your own name so I don't know what you're on about" denied Harry, blushing furiously.
"Anyway, when Mr I-can't-hold-any-alcohol is finished, do you remember?" laughed George, strolling down the corridor with Harry and Fred, on their way to transfiguration.
"You mean the one where I have to-" started Fred
"Yep, that one"
"Now?"
"What's wrong with now?"
Fred stared at his brother, "well we've got McGonagall, and she'll murder me!"
"I will do nothing of the sort Mister Weasley, however if you do not hurry up and get to my class, I'm sure I can organise some extra work with Professor Snape, if that's what you're looking for," said Professor McGonagall, who was right behind them.
"oh, uh, I'm fine Professor, I've still got lots of uh, um, stuff to do" mumbled Fred, picking up his pace to class, grabbing George who, in turn grabbed Harry, as not to loose him in the crowd.
The trio settled down in class, Harry in the middle next to Ron, and Fred and George next to each other in a corner at the back. During their previous years at Hogwarts, they preferred to be at the back of a class, usually asleep, so the teachers wouldn't notice them. However with Professor McGonagall, this was not the case.
Professor McGonagall stood in front of her desk, and began to instruct the class how to turn a needle into a colour changing quill, that worked properly. George gave Fred a look as if to say 'Do it now, while she's focused on something else.'Fred pulled back his chair and, staying on the same level as he had been on his chair, shifted across the room, watching out for McGonagall, who was completely absorbed in her lecture, not noticing the sneaky look the Weasley twin had on his face.
He crept forwards and, deciding this would be the best possibly reaction, quickly licked the side of Hermione's face, the latter not noticing Fred until it was too late, as they were as engrossed in the lecture as the teacher was.
However as soon as Fred's tongue had hit Hermione's face, she whipped round and screamed "MERLIN, WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT - FREDERICK WEASLEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" making the entire class, bemused looks upon their bored faces, however, Professor McGonagall turned towards Hermione and Ginny's desk, and spoke calmly "what is going on here?" her curt Scottish accent clipping the words more than anyone else would.
"He licked me!" said Hermione, shock clearly evident in her tone,
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did too!"
"See, I told you he licked me Professor," smirked Hermione, knowing she had won.
"But I wanted to know if I could, uh, taste something, completely for research purposes" countered Fred, hoping it would sway the argument. It didn't.
"Mr Weasley, do not lick people in my class. Detention!" spoke the teacher, and by the tone she used, you could see it would be the final words on the matter.
- Later on in the day, in Charms.
"I'm sitting where I can see you, so don't you dare get that thing out anywhere near me!" growled Hermione, angry that she had missed part of the transfiguration lesson, due to what she had now labelled, 'that disgusting incident'.
"Well 'that thing' will most obviously stay in my trousers, what kind of man do you think I am Hermione? You have a boyfriend! Who is one of my brothers, I would never!" Fred looked appalled as he said this; however nothing got rid of the mischievous glint in his eyes.
Hermione growled and stormed over to her desk, flinging her bag on the ground.
They all settled down into their chairs, and found out they would be doing some book work today, so wouldn't need any wands, only quills, parchment and books. HHermione was, once again, engrossed in her work, so Fred took the chance; she was on the right side of the desk this time, so he was hoping she wouldn't expect him to still go for her left cheek. So, repeating the process of the last lesson, Fred found himself next to Hermione; however he paused to utter a few words in her ear. "Y'know, if you want me that badly, you can always meet me in my dorm, you know which it is.'
After which, he quickly licked her cheek, in a more seductive way than last time, before ducking backwards, so she didn't hit him.
"FRED WEASLEY WILL YOU STOP LICKING ME!" yelled Hermione, once again, the class turned around, along with a very pissed Ron Weasley.
"Why are you licking Miss Granger, Mr Weasley?" asked Professor Flitwck.
Fred smirked, "Because sir, she just tastes so good."
"You can add another hour to your detention Weasley, Professor McGonagall informed me of your last lesson."
-Way, Way later in the evening…
Hermione slowly made her way up the staircase to the boy's dorms, after the charms lesson, Ron had pulled Hermione and Fred aside and demanded to know what was going on between them, obviously, they both denied everything, however Ron didn't fully believe them, and as one thing led to another, and Hermione and Ron ended up breaking up as, to Hermione anyway, they hadn't been getting along that well since the war, and really, it was more of a spur of the moment thing anyway.
Pulling herself out of her thoughts, she knocked on the door of the highest dorm in Gryffindor tower, Well in the boys half anyway, she prayed to Merlin that George wasn't in there, as that would be a very awkward situation to explain. But her prayers were answered when Fred opened the door wide, no sight of his twin in the small dorm.
"Uh, hey" she said, suddenly very nervous. But Fred smiled a warming smile at her, taking her arm, pulling her into the room and shutting the door softly.
"Hey there"
A/n: well tell me what you guys think, I know this one is a little different, but I kinda like Hermione/Fred… they just seem good together, but feel free to voice your opinions in reviews, thank you guys so much for sticking with me, even though I am such a bad person for not updating for weeks, and to Linnup, do you still get the pm's? (I had to put an apostrophe there, or it would've looked awkward…) and you're awesome for still being there! x
Note: Right, so sorry, I forgot to upload the last chapter, but it's fixed now, thanks to who ever reviewed under 'Guest' also, a HUGE shout to EVERYONE who has read this, 3,400 views, when you take off all the time's i've had to check! then another shoutout to. : QuinnStormTwilight, Linnup,JackSpicersBitch1, Digi-assasin, AleydisEcho, Animefreak167 (i guess this is your name, you weren't logged in), TheGarbadeCanIsNotAMonster, MarauderDraconis, LightningBoltScarsAndMe, Pikami, That lazy girl called steve, STR8JAKET, Ginny's cool 1999, and awprincess98, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!
