I know I keep saying it but this place is weird. In my last school if you were naughty you got shouted at obvs, you know the sort of thing, feet up on the back of the chair of the person in front, drinking and eating in class, chatting to your mates when the teacher is talking, not that's something I used to do, you didn't think I was a naughty pupil did you? Shame on you.

its obvious I'm not going to get out of this school and I'm starting to wonder if my parents have sent me to the wrong school. This is a school for simple kids right? The ones that don't engage brain and just do stupid things like I don't know set off fire alarms, that sort of thing.

The rest of the day is boring. I've not gone to all my lessons. I didn't know where I was meant to go so I didn't bother to ask anyone.

the following day we are all woken up early. I still can't get it into my head that I have to sleep and school in the same place, it's not normal is it, but then neither are the pupils.

we are allowed to wear our own clothes so I put a tracksuit on. I know I look like a chav but I don't really care and also my parents didn't think to send me with all of my clothes so I didn't really have a choice.

the popular girls, you know the ones, the ones with bad skin they try to hide with orange foundation all push to get on the bus first. They get their phones out and start taking selfies. I'm not sure if it's because they are really vain or have never been on a bus before.

I get on last so I am sat near the front. The he/she teacher decides to sit next to me. I move to the window but I can't move any closer to it. I can't sit here. I get up and move to the back of the bus. Do I sit near Chloe or back at the front with the teacher. No contest, I sit next to Chloe budging her up as I sit down. 'Ouch' she says. I ignore her, really, my backside is not that big.

Oi driver put the music up' shouts someone. Thedriver does as he is told. Now I'm not normally one to complain about loud music but this is LOUD. We have only been on the bus for half an hour and all I have seen is girls applying make up on top of make up. They actually look scary now, think drag queen scary.

my head is hurting with the noise. The girls are banging on the window shouting at cars that go past. It's becoming more obvious these girls don't go outside much. Someone gets the junk food out and I have never seen so much of it in my life, did they leave any in the shops for other people to buy?Even I know if you eat too much on a moving bus you are going to feel ill and it's not long before I see one of the geeks, holding her stomach and crying. oh god, I can see what is going to happen, I move out of the way but I am not quick enough ...