Wanna rent my dog?


"I'd like to borrow your hound… there's an offensive taking place on the southern theatre and the troops we have stationed there aren't enough. I need a clean wipe. A sweep, if you will."

*Where is this?*

"Ivory coast."

*Kagura Enterprises has neither holdings, nor affiliations with the Ivory coast. I have no interest in the stability of the region… surely you aren't relying on my goodwill. The risk is too high.*

"Four million."

*He costs much more than that. Come now, Heidern. We're old friends, are we not? Don't be so cheap with me.*

"Ten."

*I said don't be cheap.*

Commander Heidern closed his single eye and exhaled sharply. The dry desert wind whipped against his uniform. He was standing in an open-faced tent, observing the battlelines.

There were enemies all around. The Ikari troops had fallen prey to a pincer movement. Normally, this wasn't much of a problem. Heidern's troops were privy to some of the world's most advanced technology. Drones, smart-bombs, a ridiculous information network... Local governments couldn't hope to stand against their mercenary force.

But today, Heidern wasn't battling a local army. He was battling a technologically superior enemy. The African NESTS cartels had formed a coalition to take him down. They numbered nearly twenty-thousand - all armed to the teeth with strange and terrifyingly deadly weaponry.

The Ikari troops were trapped, outnumbered and outgunned. They needed a miracle to survive- let alone win.

So Heidern was going to purchase a miracle. A fiery one.

"NESTS… we have a cache of their experimental data. 10 GB."

*If it's old, I don't want it.*

"Four months."

*Topic?*

"Cancer… Endocrine."

*Hmmm... no. It's old. Don't throw your garbage at me, Commander. It's rude.*

Heidern gritted his teeth. A Jeep, filled with wounded soldiers had just come back to base. Their wails rang in his ears.

"20 GB. 2 months. Regrowth of limbs."

*Regro-... Don't lie to me. Any successes?*

"Yes. 4%."

*... give me both data sets and the 10 million. I'll have him there by nightfall. Deal?*

Heidern sighed heavily.

"Deal."


He arrived four hours later in a 'Kagura Enterprises' helicopter. The aircraft had evidently been shot at. There were splatters of dark lead all over the Helicopter's hull. Bright purple flames had melted down bullets and missiles before they could cause any damage. As it approched it shone like a beacon in the dusky desert sky.

For Ikari, it was a herald of victory.

To the enemie-... Chizuru Kagura's enemies, it was the bitter star of death.

Heidern watched the flaming helicopter land. It melted deep grooves in the runway's asphalt. The Ikari troops had gathered around to witness the strange sight. When the aircraft finally touched the ground, the fire extinguished and the door was thrown open with a bang.

Iori Yagami hopped out, caught sight of the commander and stalked up to him. He was dressed inappropriately - as usual. It seemed he had decided to wear his concert clothes into the warzone. Additionally, he was still wearing some stage makeup. Chizuru had pulled him out of tour.

He was evidently none too happy with the situation. He didn't seem phased in the least by the bullet that whizzed past him. A sniper hiding in the dunes flared up and screamed as he disintegrated into white ash. Iori fixed his glare back on the IKARI commander and began yelling.

"Tell me which of these fuckers tried to assassinate Kagura! I'll roast them alive... And hurry! I need to get back to Sydney by tomorrow morning."


Expensive fiya boye

If I could make that much money petting someone's hair, I'd be petting hair all day.

poor heidern, stuck between a rock and iluminatti-mom.

If Yag just stopped to ask a few questions ... come on man. ur so braindead. ohwell. at least leona likes you.

Chiz is the best. kek.


FINAL NOTES:

Something to chew on. This story was supposed to be only be superficially sweet. The true purpose was to to explain the following lines from 'The Mastermind':

"Kusanagi won't kill for me. But Iori Yagami will. That boy will do whatever I tell him. Do you remember when he threatened to blow up your house? It's something he is more than capable of... he isn't very imaginative you know. Most of his threats are things he's done before. He doesn't need bombs, he doesn't even need to get close. A glance is all it takes- a line of sight, then- " Chizuru snapped her fingers. "Bang, your precious Terry Bogard disappears without a trace."

"Iori Yagami never had a mother. I've stepped into that role. He does whatever I tell him and he doesn't ask questions. He's been extremely helpful."

lol u thought Chiz was nice? She just slipped up, that's all. Sometimes you mess up and your humanity shows a bit, but it did her some good. Now she's got a personal hellhound. good for her.

Bitch