Disclaimer: Glee is still not mine. And that's all.
I forgot to put the references of the two songs I used in the last chapter. It was Uptown Girl by Westlife ... No, just kidding, it was already a cover (remembered the clip, but not the name of the group, those guys probably didn't fizzle) it's by Billy Joel so. And you'll have of course recognized, We are the Champions by Queen. That being said, I more used the versions sung in Glee.
Be prepared to fly over the summer and the fall of the boys (and others too), because there it is, I'm bored, I'm tired of dragging and I really look forward to get to the end of this year, just to be finally chronologically ahead of Glee and especially to really reach the time when serious things will finally happen ... the university, what were you thinking?
To do this, I took a look ... ok, several looks to their Facebook pages and I even stole them all their mailboxes' access codes. It's a bit of a mess, but you should be fine.
AND OTHER THAN THAT, GREAT NEWS FOR THOSE WHO MAY NOT BE AWARE YET (IF EVER YOU LIVE IN A CAVE OR OTHERWISE THAN FRANCE) NATIONAL ASSEMBLY ADOPTED DRAFT LAW FOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY THIS APRIL 23, 2013.
IF EVERYTHING GOES WELL, THIS WILL BE TOTALLY AND DEFINITELY ADOPTED LATE MAY AND WE MAY BE INVITED TO THE FIRST WEDDINGS OF SAME SEX COUPLES IN JUNE YES, THIS IS IT, YOU CALCULATE WELL, AROUND WHEN CHRIS WILL COME IN PARIS FOR THE PREMIERE OF STRUCK BY LIGHTENING. THIS IS SYMBOLIC BUT I LIKE THAT.
Summary of the previous 13 episodes:
After his suicide attempt, Dave has transferred high school, he is now in a public high school in Westerville. And since he missed his final exams this year, he must stay there for another year. He was a little depressed at first, but it means he will stay with Chris, Sebastian, Nick whom he came close during the party of the Warblers, and also Cameron, Blaine won't be too far away and they get along well, so eventually it's pretty fine for him.
Sebastian has lived in France, where his sister remained. They talk, thank you phone and Skype, but it's not the same he misses her. Especially when he has to bear their father who wants to control his life. He has some ideas about his future, but not sure they stick with the wishes of John Smythe.
Up your hearts, only one more year before college!
June 25
David Karofsky and Cameron Philips are now a couple
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Christopher Bailey: Who is this Cameron? I hope he's good for you Dave
David Karofsky: Your concern touches me Chris. He's exactly the one that I needed.
Wesley Montgomery: David Karofsky? THE David Karofsky?
David Karofsky: At what time of my life I became a legend, exactly?
David Thompson: Yes Wes, himself.
Wesley Montgomery: Did I miss something? Wasn't it him who harassed Kurt because he was gay?
Kurt Hummel: Wes, you know he can see what you write here? And yes, you missed an episode, make you explained by David in private.
Wesley Montgomery: Which one?
Nick Duval: Whatever you want Wes, but stop wasting the best status of the month. Baby Cameron finally has a boyfriend. I confide him to you Big Boy, you'll take care okay?
David Karofsky: Promised Nick.
Jeff Sterling: OOOOOOhhhhhhh, it's OK Sebastian? Not too jealous?
Sebastian Smythe: Jeff, you know you're troublesome with that? I'm very happy for them.
David Karofsky: Thanks Scar.
Blaine Anderson: I wouldn't have imagined you together but best wishes for happiness.
Santana Lopez: My cover is definitely fallen ... Congratulations Karofsky.
David Karofsky: Thanks Sany.
Mercedes Jones: OOOhhhhhh Davey, you have good taste, he's cute. Do you think he would be willing to add me to his friends?
David Karofsky: Ask him yourself Cedes he's a big boy.
Kurt Hummel: Mercy, How do you expect to have a boyfriend with your fascination with gay boys?
Sam Evans: Kurt! I see what you write too. Mercedes, leave Dave's boyfriend alone, I'm there myself.
Mercedes Jones: Don't worry Sammy; you know that I love you.
Sam Evans: Me too I love you.
Santana Lopez: Oh my god, get a room you two!
David Karofsky: Santana, would you be jealous by chance.
Santana Lopez: No, not at all, I don't see what you mean.
Finn Hudson: We all know that you are Santana, but it's okay, we still love you.
Santana Lopez: I leave you; I'm going to throw up.
From: Wesley Montgomery
To: David Thompson
(06/25/2012)
Well, you tell this story to your best friend? I'm dying to know what happened to that Karofsky for him to finally go out with Baby Cameron!
From: David Thompson
To: Wesley Montgomery
(06/25/2012)
You remember when Kurt landed at Dalton seeming panicked a few days after he came to spy on the Warblers, that they locked up for half an hour with Blaine and that they left with Blaine who was hiding it well but was frankly on edge? This was because Dave had forced a kiss on Kurt in the locker room of McKinley.
Yes, surprise, homophobic bully was actually gay. Okay, I'll do the short version: he transferred school at the beginning of the year, he started going to the Scandals (this is a gay bar in Lima, don't ask me more, Sebastian knows a lot better than me). From there, I don't know if I tell in the right order but Sebastian made fun of him at the Scandals, his classmates found out he's gay, decided to unpack everything at school and on Facebook, he didn't bear it and has attempted to commit suicide.
Well, here again, I didn't really understand what happened exactly, but Sebastian became like his best friend and that's why he brought him to the Warblers' party of end of year. You remember, right? The rest, you know it.
From: Wesley Montgomery
To: David Thompson
(06/25/2012)
Damn, what a story! Warn him anyway he has no interest in damaging our Baby Cameron; otherwise he will meet the wrath of the Warblers.
From: David Thompson
To: Wesley Montgomery
(06/25/2012)
The wrath of the Warblers? You're serious about this Wes? It's new, you just made it up?
From: Wesley Montgomery
To: David Thompson
(06/25/2012)
Oh easy David, you understood me very well so stop making fun of me.
June 28
Sebastian Smythe is about to take off, airplane mode engaged.
Chloe Chevalier: Yeah, my Big Brother finally comes home. I'm waiting you to the airport Bass.
Nick Duval: Would you have a small place in your luggage by any chance?
Jeff Sterling: You taking me? It's said that the French girls are sexy.
Chloe Chevalier: Uh, guys, you are aware that I can read you there?
Jeff Sterling: So what?
Chloe Chevalier: Oh, nothing, forget it.
Nick Duval: But seriously, Jeff, you're really not sortable.
David Thompson: Drop it Chip and Dale, don't even try to retrieve the situation, you're going to sink.
Chloe Chevalier: Chip and Dale?
Nick Duval: Well, there I'll go quietly before it gets worse.
Jeff Sterling: Don't leave without me Nicky.
David Thompson: Oh damn, what sissies. We call them the twins sometimes too. Since freshman year, they are almost never seen one without the other.
July 2
Kurt Hummel begins tomorrow at the Lima Bean. Wish me luck.
Blaine Anderson: No, but now it gets really ridiculous.
Mercedes Jones: Kurt, tell me this is a joke. You won't work in Lima Bean, not you.
Rachel Berry: Oh no, Kurt Hummel, you better put yourself together very soon, I won't have you drift along like that.
Kurt Hummel: What's wrong with you, I found a job, normally you should be happy for me.
Sebastian Smythe: You didn't think he could nevertheless find better?
David Karofsky: Sebastian stop it, we all know that you think the opposite, just as everyone.
Noah Puckerman: No, but he jokes there. Tell me he's joking, he can't be serious.
Finn Hudson: He's serious Puck, that's the worst.
Blaine Anderson: I love him like crazy, but now I feel like I'm the gut.
Noah Puckerman: Hummel, I will come to bring back some sense into you!
Blaine Anderson: Uh ... Puck, don't damage him anyway please.
Noah Puckerman: Don't worry Anderson, I'll just remind him that he's made for New York.
Blaine Anderson: If you manage to, I will be grateful to you forever.
Kurt Hummel: For someone who was afraid of being separated from me, you seem in a hurry to see me go away Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: Stop it right now. You know very well that this is not it.
Kurt Hummel: Oh yes, and what is it so?
Blaine Anderson: I fell in love with a boy who had dreams and didn't let anyone tell him he wouldn't be able to reach them, not a wimp who gives up at the first hurdle.
Kurt Hummel: This is Carmen Tibideaux it's not just the first hurdle in the way.
David Karofsky: Who's Carmen Tibideaux?
Rachel Berry: Carmen Tibideaux, is still not all Broadway Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: And I don't want to be separated from my boyfriend one year either.
Blaine Anderson: If I have to break up with you for you to go, it breaks my heart but it's over between us right away Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: You're not serious about this baby.
Blaine Anderson: Not yet, but if you persist, I might end up being serious.
David Karofsky: Who is Carmen Tibideaux, what's so great about her that Kurt lets her say no to him when he stood up to me during the whole high school?
Sebastian Smythe: The Director of NYADA. But I'm like you, I'm surprised Kurt let her decide he 's no better than the Lima Bean.
Santana Lopez: Karofsky, Smythe, what happened to you? Beware, you soften there, guys.
July 4
David Karofsky outdoor barbecue with Santana Lopez, Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling
Sebastian Smythe: Get me out of here! It is 5 o'clock in the afternoon, we just serve the dessert, I'm no more hungry, I can't no more, I have ants in legs from sitting.
David Karofsky: It seems too early or too late for dessert there Scar.
Sebastian Smythe: Explain that to my family Pooky, we've been there for FIVE HOURS.
Chloe Chevalier: Hey grumpy, you're aware that you're the only one who really stayed sit at the table 5 hours. We all left at a time between courses.
Sebastian Smythe : Tu sais bien que je peux pas Boucle d'Or.*
Chloé Chevalier : Si c'est à cause de Stéphane, arrête de faire le gamin, il va pas te manger.*
Nick Duval: Hey, we don't understand what you write now we don't all speak French.
Jeff Sterling: Stéphane, who is Stéphane? I feel that there is a story there.
Sebastian Smythe: That's nobody.
Nick Duval: Jeff, you speak French? First news.
Chloe Chevalier: Nobody? That's the name that you give to your ex boyfriends?
Jeff Sterling: I not Nick, but Google translation does. Chloe, when you say ex-boyfriend? Seriously, Sebastian Smythe has an ex boyfriend? Are we in a parallel universe?
Sebastian Smythe: Actually, we'd be okay without your comments Jeffy.
Nick Duval: Talk for you Seb, we wanna know everything now.
David Karofsky: Now I admit, I'm intrigued, I didn't imagin Sebastian having a relationship long enough to speak of ex boyfriend
Sebastian Smythe: There's nothing to tell, just stop now.
Chloe Chevalier: And why could not he have an ex boyfriend? He's not good enough for that?
Nick Duval: It's not what we said Chloe. It's just that Sebastian tends to have rather short stories here.
Chloe Chevalier: So what?
Nick Duval: So nothing, it's just we're not used to seeing him commit to long term.
Chloe Chevalier: Are you calling my brother a slut?
Nick Duval: But, no, I didn't say that, just that there's no one with whom he commits, it's not the same.
Jeff Sterling: Nick, you're losing the target here. Stéphane? What's the story?
Sebastian Smythe: There's no story. Jeff drop it.
David Karofsky: You ask Jeff to drop? Looks like you don't know him at all. I don't know him for a long time and I already know it's not his type.
Jeff Sterling: He has a point, you'd better release the information quickly.
Sebastian Smythe: But there's NO information. I dated him for a year, we split up, end of story.
Chloe Chevalier: So, if there is no more history than that, you might as well raise your ass out of that chair and go talk to him.
Sebastian Smythe: Yes well don't lay it on thick Chloe.
Santana Lopez: I warn you the jokers, if you don't bring your butts back very quickly instead of harassing the meerkat face, there will be nothing left for you, I'll have eaten everything.
Sebastian Smythe: Santana my savior.
Santana Lopez: Don't crow over the victory too soon, your Stéphane is recorded in my harddrive, we'll talk about later.
David Karofsky: There Scar, you're screwed.
July 14
Sebastian Smythe tonight, big party for my little sister Chloe Chevalier's birthday. Fireworks in her honor. Enjoy your 15 Goldilocks.
Chloe Chevalier: Just so you know Big Brother, I'm over three years old, I know very well that the fireworks are not specially in my honor now.
Sebastian Smythe: Oh, please, we haven't seen each other for a long time, pretend to believe it, just tonight. Just give me the sparkle in your eyes for one night.
David Karofsky: But so, there's a firework? I don't understand everything there?
Chloe Chevalier: Yes, I had the bright idea to be born on the day of the national holiday in France, so there are always fireworks on my birthday. When I was younger I thought it was just for my birthday. One is stupid when one is young.
David Karofsky: I don't think so, it's cute. We quite believe in Santa after all. And happy birthday.
Chloe Chevalier: Thank you.
Jeff Sterling: It flattering the future in-laws Dave?
David Karofsky: No, seriously, you must stop now with this joke. We're just friends. And I have a boyfriend. If you could at least respect that.
Jeff Sterling: Oh, but don't worry, Baby Cameron knows we're joking.
David Karofsky: Yes but that's not why it's not hurting him. And besides, he doesn't like so much that you call him Baby Cameron either.
Nick Duval: Oh but it's not unkind, it's just a nickname.
Nick Duval: And by the way Joyeux Anniversaire* Chloe.
Chloe Chevalier: Thank you Nick.
Nick Duval: I hope you have something else planned than the fireworks since it's not really for her.
Sebastian Smythe: Nick But shush, you're not going to spoil the surprise anyway.
Chloe Chevalier: There's a surprise? What is it? Say, say, say.
Sebastian Smythe: And here, thank you Two- Face, you excited her for the rest of the evening.
Nick Duval: It was not the idea actually. Come on Chloe, please your brother, pretend you know nothing.
Chloe Chevalier: Okay, if it's for you Nicky, I'll make an effort.
Sebastian Smythe: O-kay, that is very odd. What did you do to her Nick? Usually, we can't calm her like that.
Nick Duval: I don't know Sebastian. There is just something that intrigues me, if you are brother and sister, how come you don't have the same name?
Chloe Chevalier: That is a long story Nicky.
Nick Duval: I'm in no hurry.
Sebastian Smythe: OK, short version we're done with it. I bear the name of our father and Chloe, her mother. End of story, we talk about something else.
David Karofsky: Oh, it seems delicate subject.
Chloe Chevalier: A little yes.
Jeff Sterling: Okay well we don't talk about anymore. Joyeux anniversaire Chloe.
Chloe Chevalier: Thanks Jeff.
July 30
Christopher Bailey today met the boyfriend of my buddy David Karofsky. Cameron Philips is an adorable guy.
Cameron Philips: Thank you Chris.
David Karofsky: It makes me really happy that you get along well.
Christopher Bailey: If I had been asked I'd have more bet on Sebastian Smythe to be your first boyfriend.
David Karofsky: Here it becomes annoying Chris.
Christopher Bailey: I didn't say that it was to you that I answered Pooky.
Sebastian Smythe: Hey, I put a copyright on that nickname. Hands off Christopher.
Jeff Sterling: And then he will say he's not jealous.
David Karofsky: We're friends. Just friends. You can get it in your minds?
Nick Duval: Calm Big Boy. We just said that you'd have made a nice couple.
Sebastian Smythe: Hey straights, not because you can't be friends with a girl without wanting to bang her means we can't.
Jeff Sterling: Yes, we saw how it ended the last time our gay soloist said something like that. Isn't it Blaine Anderson?
Kurt Hummel: Blaine is still my best friend.
Jeff Sterling: ... And maybe more...
Blaine Anderson: Oh, thank you baby. You're my best friend too. Forever.
Kurt Hummel: Until the end of time.
Santana Lopez: Oh you must be kidding, get a room you two, you make me sick.
Kurt Hummel: You are not required to read.
Blaine Anderson: Don't read it if not you don't like it.
Kurt Hummel: We always think the same. I love you baby.
Blaine Anderson: I love you too my heart.
David Karofsky: No, seriously guys, go do it somewhere else than on my wall.
Jeff Sterling: You see how you'll be in a year? Scary huh?
Philips Cameron: I'm not afraid.
David Karofsky: Me neither.
Santana Lopez: Oh, that's not true, they've been also infected.
Nick Duval: That's it, they are affected.
Kurt Hummel: You should take a leaf out guys, the girls love it ... Well, all the girls except Santana but anyway you have no chance with her.
Jeff Sterling: Believe me Kurt, when I'm with them, it's something else they love.
Santana Lopez: Wanky! Finally one with whom I can talk.
Kurt Hummel: That girl despairs me.
Jeff Sterling: This girl amuses me.
Sebastian Smythe: Yes, she can be distracting at times.
Santana Lopez: Oh stop it Smythe, you know very well that you did your best duet with me.
Sebastian Smythe: Touché.
August 11
Mercedes Jones comes out of her hole. Los Angeles, hold on, I'm coming!
Sam Evans: I'm proud of you my dear. I'll miss you but you're made for LA.
Mercedes Jones: I'm not so sure. I'm scared to death Sam.
Wesley Montgomery: Welcome. You'll see, once you know it a little, it's not so frightening.
Kurt Hummel: You'll dazzle them all with your talent.
Mercedes Jones: It is you who say that? I hope they benefit well of your talent at the Lima Bean.
Blaine Anderson: Thank you Mercedes. I kill myself to tell him that since the beginning of the summer, he won't listen.
Mercedes Jones: Trust your best friend; you're worth much better than the Lima Bean.
Rachel Berry: I'm his best friend Mercedes.
Mercedes Jones: In your dreams Berry, I'm his best friend.
Kurt Hummel: Don't fight girls, my best friend is Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: Well, your best friend he tells you for weeks now it's nonsense that you work at Lima Bean and you don't listen to him, then I don't know what's the use to be your best friend.
Rachel Berry: Well, you see Kurt, your best friend; he doesn't want to be your best friend, so I become your best friend inevitably.
Mercedes Jones: I was his best friend when you two didn't even know he existed.
Brittany S. Pierce: Why you fight, you'll make my little unicorn all sad.
Blaine Anderson: We don't fight Brittany, don't worry. And Rachel, Mercedes, even if I'm not his best friend, I have something of him you'll never.
Santana Lopez: Wanky! Further details Anderson!
Kurt Hummel: Don't even think about it Blaine.
Santana Lopez: Oh, you should loosen up a little Kurtie.
Kurt Hummel: You're not there at all Santana. Our sex life is so intense that even you wouldn't survive to the story of the details.
Blaine Anderson: Kurt, you're crazy!
Kurt Hummel: Yes but we know both that's why you love me.
Sam Evans: Just for fun, only once, the comments might not deviate to something that has nothing to do with the status of the start?
Mike Chang: I don't think so Sam, I don't think so. Even if we all agree I think: Mercedes, don't be afraid, you'll be a star and Kurt, you're kidding, the Lima Bean? This is so not your world.
From: Mercedes Jones
To: Wesley Montgomery
(08/13/2012)
I know we don't really know each other and we were opponents with the Glee Clubs, but I'm really scared to death to find myself alone in Los Angeles. I need to find an apartment, I can't take my car with me and I don't even know how to take the bus into the city. I never left Lima. I am in full panic.
I thought, since you live there for a year now, is that there might have a way that you help me just a little at the beginning?
From: Wesley Montgomery
To: Mercedes Jones
(08/14/2012)
Wow, calm down, breathe Mercedes. I understand that you be afraid, I was pretty much in the same condition as you a year ago.
First, for the apartment, I don't know what you thought exactly, but a friend of the university is flat-sharing. They were three but one of them moves in with her girlfriend so they're looking for someone to replace her.
If you're interested, I can tell them about you. It might be a good idea to acclimate you to the city. They already know it and they are really nice so they could help you. Otherwise, I can still help you to find something else as long as you come before school starts because then I might be quite busy with classes.
From: Mercedes Jones
To: Wesley Montgomery
(08/14/2012)
I don't want to take too much of your time. But it'd be nice if you present me your friend, we'll already see if we can get along and if I can do the trick to fill the remaining space.
Thank you, you saved my life!
From: Wesley Montgomery
To: Mercedes Jones
(08/15/2012)
Nothing, if I can help, I'm happy. My old mate Blaine really likes you; I think he'd make my life hell if I wasn't doing it anyway.
August 24
Sebastian Smythe I don't want to get on that plane I'll miss Chloe Chevalier too much.
Chloe Chevalier: But we'll still speak Big Brother. There's the phone, email, Skype.
Sebastian Smythe: Yes, but it's not the same. I hate being away from you Goldilocks.
Chloe Chevalier: I know, I don't really like it either.
David Karofsky: What about us? We miss you on this side of the Atlantic.
Jeff Sterling: I don't want to mess up your relationship Davey but you hold out the stick to be beaten yourself.
David Karofsky: Oh, Jeff shut up.
Nick Duval: Sorry Jeff, on this one, he's right.
Chloe Chevalier: Bass, I'm sometimes stunned by the ease with which your friends always bring the subject to the same place.
Sebastian Smythe: Oh don't tell me Chloe, they are hopeless.
Jeff Sterling: Oh boy we're just trying to help. You would go so well together.
Sebastian Smythe: Jeff, the day you will stop flitting, you'll maybe be more credible.
Jeff Sterling: But I is not the same, it's because I haven't met the one yet.
David Karofsky: I did Jeff and it's not Sebastian I remind you.
Nick Duval: We love you both, you and Cameron, but actually, we don't think that you will stay together very long.
David Karofsky: But go ahead, bring us jinx as you're at.
David Thompson: It's not the idea. Sometimes you believe you are in love and in fact it's just affection and eventually you realize that it'd be much better to just be friends.
Chloe Chevalier: Well come on Big Brother. I do everything I can to come to see you at Christmas, okay? Go back to see your friends weird, you're missed a lot it seems.
Sebastian Smythe: Oh no, they are like that all the time, even when I'm there.
Jeff Sterling: We'll talk in a few years when you are together and happy.
Sebastian Smythe: You find already 'the one' and we'll talk okay.
Nick Duval: Oh east, you're not required to be mean either Sebastian. This is Jeff, you know, he doesn't say that unkindly.
David Thompson: I warned you Seb, you can't go after one of the twins without drawing the ire of the other to you.
Sebastian Smythe: I shall remember it in the future.
August 28
David Karofsky is now single.
Jeff Sterling: Nobody will dare so I'll say it, I told you so.
Sebastian Smythe: Seriously Jeff, this is all what you have to say?
Kurt Hummel: Oh, it'll be fine?
David Karofsky: It's okay, yes, thank you Kurt. It was a mutual agreement, we just realized that we just like each other right.
David Thompson: I saw Cameron yesterday, he looks fine. I quote him "We had good times, but we were more friends than anything else, we just put the good words on the situation."
Cameron Philips: You recorded me David or what? But yes, it's something like that.
Blaine Anderson: Well then fine. Everyone is well.
David Karofsky: Yes, everything's fine Blaine, we remain friends.
Santana Lopez: Hallelujah, we'll have a little less marshmallow on this wall.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Santana, equal to herself.
Artie Abrams: Meanwhile Tina, it's the least dramatic break up we've had from memory of Glee Club.
Sam Evans: A breakup it's never pleasant even when it goes well.
Quinn Fabray: Artie, you know that Tina and Sam are a little sensitive when it comes to break ups now.
Artie Abrams: That's right; I forgot we were in the middle of break ups' season. Sorry everyone.
September 12
David Karofsky named captain of the football team at the last workout. Thank you for your trust guys.
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Christopher Bailey: Don't mention it, you deserve the job, that's all.
Sam Evans: Congratulations. From me and also from Coach Beiste.
David Karofsky: Coach Beiste? But she doesn't like me.
Noah Puckerman: She likes everyone as long as you don't waste your time hating others for the wrong reasons. Congratulations dude.
Finn Hudson: She was really hurt after you ... well, you know what.
David Karofsky: After I tried to kill myself, you can say it Finn it's not a dirty word.
Kurt Hummel: He has trouble to; he's a big sensitive from the top of his two meters. Congratulations Dave.
Blaine Anderson: Congratulations!
Mike Chang: Try to teach them the choreography of Single Ladies, in our experience, it works every time.
Sebastian Smythe: Single Ladies? What is this?
Artie Abrams: Ah, that's the story of the day Kurt Hummel made the Titans win a game dancing some Beyoncé.
Sebastian Smythe: There are videos, anything? Don't tell me that nobody has put it on Youtube!
David Karofsky: I hope not.
Noah Puckerman: Well, why? It was quite fun actually.
David Karofsky: Easy to say when you're a good dancer.
Mike Chang: From my recollection, you're not so bad.
Sebastian Smythe: OK guys, it's imperative that I see it, sort it out yourself the way you want.
Kurt Hummel: Apart from doing it again, I don't see.
David Karofsky: Kuuuuurt, don't give him bad ideas, he has enough by himself.
Blaine Anderson: Well, I think it's a very good idea on the contrary.
Sebastian Smythe: You see, there are two to agree, you just have to set an appointment.
Kurt Hummel: Oh my god, what have I done?
Blaine Anderson: I'm not sure, but I think you'll dance for me and Sebastian. But I can reassure you, I will have eyes only for you.
September 17
Kurt Hummel loves his new apartment in NY with Rachel Berry
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Blaine Anderson: Finally!
Burt Hummel: I agree with Blaine. Show them who you are son.
Kurt Hummel: Thanks Dad.
Blaine Anderson: And I'm not entitled to a small thank you too?
Kurt Hummel: Yes, thank you baby.
Rachel Berry: Thankfully! I almost died alone in New York without you in these shabby dormitories.
Kurt Hummel: Oh, I bet Brody would have quickly made you forget about it.
Mercedes Jones: Brody? Who's that Brody?
Rachel Berry: Nobody important.
Kurt Hummel: This is not exactly what you said the night he went out of NYADA's dorms' bathroom half naked it seems to me.
Rachel Berry: But Kurt stop it, we don't even know in which team he is. He's surely rather in yours.
Blaine Anderson: Do I have to worry?
Kurt Hummel: No, HE IS NOT GAY! There has only to see how he looks at Rachel.
Rachel Berry: I don't care, there is only Finn for me, and you know it well.
Noah Puckerman: You gotta make a fresh start Rachel, he won't come back.
Tina Cohen-Chang: He gave you back your freedom so you can live your dream in New York. His dream is elsewhere Rachel.
Rachel Berry: I refuse to give up that easily. I don't lose hope, you must never lose hope to be an actress.
Kurt Hummel: And in this business, you will be the best for it, but now you have to let him go.
September 26
Sebastian Smythe who's this Hunter Clarington and how he was given the job as soloist so easily? Who do you need to fuck?
Nick Duval: Well, we thought you knew. I remind you that you had got it as fast as him at the time.
Jeff Sterling: Yeah, with all the times we auditioned for solos without ever having one, we begin to wonder what it really takes to be a soloist in the Warblers.
Trent Nixon: Oh, so you admit that you slept with someone to get the place last year!
Sebastian Smythe: No Trent, I was only good and your soloist had resigned.
Kurt Hummel: No, not resigned, changed school.
Sebastian Smythe: Now you're playing with words Kurt. And it doesn't answer my question: who is this guy?
Blaine Anderson: No idea, never heard of him.
Nick Duval: Don't worry, you'll see, one eventually get used to not be the soloist.
Sebastian Smythe: If you will go and explain it to my father, it could help me.
October 9
Kurt Hummel strikes a pose!
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David Karofsky: What do you mean there?
Kurt Hummel: Come on Vogue; let your body move to the music.
Sebastian Smythe: We're losing him. If it's New York that makes this effect, I scratch it right away of my choice of universities.
Mercedes Jones: No, he was taken for an internship at Vogue. Congratulations.
Rachel Berry: I maintain that Carmen Tibideaux doesn't realize of what she missed too bad for her!
Blaine Anderson: You see my heart; I said you'd know how to rebound.
Kurt Hummel: You were right. Isabelle Wright is great. She really is an inspiring woman.
Artie Abrams: I miss you at the Lima Bean anyway.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Artie Seriously? This is all what you have to say? It's great Kurt, I'll have to buy Vogue to be able to say I know who made it.
Kurt Hummel: Thank you Tina. Well actually, it's just an internship and for the website, but it's a real opportunity.
Rachel Berry: It'll occupy you while waiting to retry for NYADA for the next year.
Blaine Anderson: Rachel Berry, stop devaluing what Kurt has done. He has the right to choose his other passion since Carmen Tibideaux has refused him to give you the place when you had totally failed your audition.
Rachel Berry: You're mean, here Blaine, this is not my fault.
Santana Lopez: No Miss Rachel Barbra Berry, he's realistic. You have taken the place that Kurt should have had.
Rachel Berry: But I couldn't have known.
Tina Cohen-Chang: It's okay Rachel, nobody blame you for having the place, but just be happy for him without rubbing salt in the wound.
Rachel Berry: Yes, well, I'm happy for him and glad to have him with me in New York.
Sam Evans: We're not going to change her, she'll always think of her first. Go for it Kurt, show them all who's Kurt Hummel.
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Blaine Anderson
(10/05/2012)
I can't believe you did this to me. I can't even tell you how much it hurt me. I know that normally I shouldn't do this by email, but right now, I can't bring myself to hear you thinking heard you another screaming of pleasure, to see you thinking that he looked into your eyes while you were coming.
I never thought I'd do that, I saw myself growing old with you, but it's over between us.
I don't want to hear from you, I don't want to see you. I couldn't stand it. I felt like dying when you told me that.
I'm not even sure I'll be able to forgive you one day.
Don't hit me, please, don't hit me. I know you hate me right now.
No, Sebastian and Dave are not yet together and you hate me for it. And yes, I just break our beloved babies to all aka Kurt and Blaine in a horrible way.
Can you just trust me a little and believe me if I promise you that after a while it will eventually not be as bad for them all?
*Translations
You know I can't Goldilocks.
If it's because of Stéphane, stop being childish, he won't eat you.
Happy birthday
