Italicized is excerpt from the books.
Chapter 2
I ran as fast as I could but I knew when I sensed the Patronus Charm had been cast that I was too late. I got there just in time to see the Dementors fleeing Harry. I quickly hid my wand and helped Dudley up. I saw Harry quickly put his wand away as an old lady suddenly appeared. I could feel that she was a squib.
"Don't put it away, idiot boy!" she shrieked. "What if there are more of them around? Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!"
They continued to exchange a few words while I got Dudley up and moving. Then we started moving toward the house. They started whispering in low tones but I could still slightly hear. They were discussing something about the Order of the Phoenix which my mom had told me about. Then another guy that looked shabby and drunk apparated in, then left after a bunch of yelling from the old lady. I did my best to just play confused though. Harry said that he would explain later. When we got back to the house there was a lot of screaming from the Dursleys about Dudley's condition and the dementor attack while my dad and I stood around and tried to look confused. Then Harry got a letter from the British Ministry expelling him from Hogwarts and snapping his wand soon which was dumb because I'm pretty sure they don't have the authority to do the former, and the latter can't be done without a trial last time I checked. Then he got a letter from the Weasley patriarch telling him not to leave and not to surrender his wand. Then there was a bit more shouting and descriptions of dementors and their attack while everyone seemed to have forgotten that dad and I existed. Finally, there was another owl (I'm fairly sure Athena doesn't like the idea of messenger owls BTW) telling Harry about a hearing on the twelfth. A bit more a shouting ensued and one last owl which frustrated Harry more and a howler came saying "REMEMBER MY LAST, PETUNIA." That self proclaimed Dark Lord prick, Voldemort might also have been mentioned.
Then everyone went to bed and the awkward silence about everyone lasted three whole days. On the fourth day, the Dursleys won some All-England Best Kept Suburban Lawn Competition. Then, that Order thing showed up and there was a lot of questioning and buttocks discussed as well as washing of fake eyes. When they finally started to discuss a plan to get Harry away on broom, I lost all patience, summoned my phoenix familiar, Asteria (named after my grandma), and decided to remind them of my father's and my continued presence. "Hey guys," I shouted, "as elaborate and effective as this plan might be, might I suggest that we simply ask my phoenix friend to flash us all there?"
They all just stood there looking gobsmacked. Then, Harry finally had the presence of mind to introduce my dad and I to the wizards. I also explained that my dad was a squib and that my mother was a witch (Don't want to give away the demigod part quite yet.) making me a wizard. I told them that I hadn't recognized Harry at first because he wasn't as famous across the pond. Then we took Asteria to what looked like a sub-urban Muggle neighbourhood. As they started passing around a paper with an address on it, I felt the Fidelius around Number 12 in front of us. I didn't really need the paper but I read it to keep up appearances. Then we all headed inside.
