Kiddy Grade and Twilight AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

"Oh hello kids! These are the owners of that new house I'm designing!" Esme said smiling as she welcomed her kids home, looking worried when they all stopped dead in the doorway and stared at the three familiar girls and two not familiar women and one man who were talking softly amongst each other in another language.

"Is something wrong kids?" Esme asked worriedly and causing Éclair to look up from her conversation, which looked like an argument with Alv, and grin.

"Hey it's Bear Man and his siblings! Look Alv there's your pixie!" Éclair said grinning and nudging the blue haired woman who blushed and spluttered as she looked up and caught sight of the Cullen kids.

"Damnitt Éclair you can't just say things like that! Especially around mom!" Alv snarled at Éclair who laughed at her.

"Aww poor Elf doesn't want her mama to know about the one person who's caught her eye in the last…I forgot. Lumi how long has it been since someone caught Alv's interest?" Éclair asked looking at the smallest of the occupants while Alv's eyebrow twitched dangerously.

"Quite some time. Last person who caught her attention was you and we all know how that ended." Lumiere said dryly in amusement, sipping a cup of tea from her elegant position on the couch in between a snickering blond woman and a vaguely amused pink haired woman. The black haired man was standing behind them, and Alv and Éclair had been leaning against the wall in a way that seemed casual but allowed them to see all entrances and exits.

"Oh that was hilarious! I still can't believe that she actually growled at anyone who she thought I might be interested in for a full two years!" Éclair said laughing while Alv growled audibly and snarled at the brunette, spinning to glare at her friend.

"Shut it before I kick you through a wall!" Alv snarled at Éclair who snickered at this.

"Yeah right. You're good at absorbing others attacks and sending the force right back at them but I still kick your ass all the time-Ouch! Lumi!" Éclair said smugly before yelping when Lumiere got off of the couch and pinched her again, causing Esme to gape slightly at the action as the blue haired girl returned to her seat.

"Girls if you're going to fight then take it outside. We're guests here remember?" The pink haired woman said in an amused but monotone voice, causing the two 'teenagers' to nod, still glaring at each other.

"On second thought don't fight at all. You two cause too much property damage when you fight alone against other people, much less when you fight each other." The blond haired woman said looking over the couch at the two amused and causing them both to cross their arms over their chests and pout at the blond.

"We're not that bad." Éclair said earning snorts from everyone not a Cullen or Hale.

"Éclair there is a safe bet that you will end up killing one of your classmates before the end of the week, not necessarily on purpose either. And another even safer bet that you'll flatten the school when no one's around." Lumiere said raising an eyebrow at her older 'sister' who pouted at this.

"I wouldn't kill them on purpose! I forget my own strength sometimes which is why you're always around to keep me in check!" Éclair protested the first point, but she said nothing about the school.

"I noticed you said nothing about not flattening the school." The blond said looking at the buxom teenager amused.

"You know how much I hate all that boring crap! I don't even know why we need to go to the stupid place, and if one more boy tries a pickup line on me I may just break down a wall to show them just who they're messing with." Éclair said growling slightly at the end of her sentence and causing Alv to snicker.

"Not helping your 'not that bad' defense there Clair." Alv said causing Éclair to flip her off without even glancing at her. That action caused Alice to glare darkly and growl slightly in her throat.

"You wish!" Alv said with a snort which made Éclair snicker.

"Honey I wish for a lot of things but you sure as hell ain't one of them. Besides, your pixie looks ready to try and attack me if I even think about you that way." Éclair said glancing over at Alice who looked down embarrassed when Alv looked at her.

"She's not my pixie! Hell I don't even know her name Éclair!" Alv protested glaring at the slightly shorter woman who blinked for a second before looking at the Cullen kids confused.

"Yeah neither do I… I've just been calling them Bear Man, and Pixie, and Soldier and all… and I share classes with at least three of them. Sorry I was a bit out of it at school. What's your names again?" Éclair asked having the grace to look slightly sheepish as she scratched the back of her neck and looked at the Cullen kids curiously.

"My name's Emmet Cullen! This is my girlfriend Rosalie Hale, her twin brother Jasper, my brother Edward, and my sister Alice! Nice ta see you again Hercules!" Emmet boomed as he pointed to each of the other teens and causing Alv to laugh at what he called Éclair.

"Ha! Finally someone else agrees with me on that nickname!" Alv laughed while Éclair shrugged and the blond woman frowned.

"I think a better title for Éclair would be Atlas." The blond woman said softly, setting her tea cup down in her lap and causing everyone to look at her before the black haired man with the way too big briefcase beside him nodded.

"Yes that fits better. She does try to take the world on her shoulders…sometimes almost literally." The black haired man said causing Éclair to growl at him.

"Oh who asked you?! I don't even know why you're here you perverted auditor!" Éclair scowled at the man who gave her a charming smile and held a hand over his chest where his heart is.

"My dear Éclair I just couldn't help but come along, my job is to be an auditor after all. Besides how could I resist your charming company?" The man flattered causing Éclair to glare darker at him.

"Try sucking up all you want! I'm still pissed at you for putting that camera in my shower! You're lucky boss lady forbade me from sending you to the back to the ER or better yet, the morgue!" Éclair snarled at the man who held his hands up in a sign of surrender.

"That's because of the fact that while he may be completely perverted, he's good at his job." The blond woman said with a small snort.

"And we'd rather not explain how he became a pile of bloody goo because you punched him too hard." The pink haired woman added.

"Oi! Just because I forget my own strength don't mean I'm that bad! I can control it-" Éclair began trying to defend herself before Lumiere turned and looked at her. Lumiere's next comment earned dropped jaws from the Cullen and Hales while Éclair blushed slightly and Alv laughed.

"Éclair you caused a level four earthquake because you set your foot down too hard while dancing!"