Kiddy Grade and Twilight AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)
"Hey Atlas! Where's your friend?" Emmett yelled to Éclair the next day as she drove into the parking lot and got out of the car, Lumiere in the passenger seat again. Everyone stared confused at the large man until they heard Éclair answer, obviously this was the first they heard of the girls new 'title'.
"Yo Bear Man! That damn Elf had to pick up the Incest Twins before coming to school today." Éclair called back causing Emmett to snicker when something flew from the window of a just pulled in car and whacked Éclair in the back of the head.
"How many times do I have to tell you not to call us that?!" A girl with long black hair and…red…eyes…oh crap. All the vampires stared in shock and slight horror as a set of fraternal red eyed twins got out of the laughing Alvs car and glared at Éclair who grinned back at them.
"Oh please I've been calling you both for that so long that no one would believe me if I told them the truth about it. You'd think you two would have gotten used to it by now considering how much of a sister complex that Dledum has." Éclair said causing the male to blush, which shocked the yellow eyed vamps. Vampires couldn't blush. Finally listening closely and taking in a discrete sniff, the Cullens relaxed a bit. They could hear the twins heartbeats, although the females was a bit weaker than the males, and could smell that the two were as human as Éclair and her sister.
"I don't have a sister complex!" The male yelled at Éclair who snickered for a minute.
"Good one Dledum." Éclair said continuing to snicker until she stopped and blinked at him as he glared at her.
"Oh…you were being serious?" Éclair asked blinking and causing him to nod jerkily. Éclairs lips twitched for a second before she made the mistake of looking at Alv who looked surprised as well…before they both busted out laughing.
"Why are you two wearing those weird contacts?" One girl nearby asked the twins although she was eyeing the boy up and down hungrily.
"This is our natural eye color thank you." The guy said sneering at the girl.
"Be nice Tweedledum. They're going to be our classmates." The female twin said sighing as she scolded her brother with a sharp glance, causing him to straighten up almost painfully.
"Sorry Tweedledee!" Tweedledum said earning a whip cracking sound from Éclair that had Alv and Emmett laughing but Tweedledum scowling at her.
"Damn Dledum can you be a little less pussy-whipped? Hell even Cesario isn't that whipped." Éclair said grinning unashamed at what she had just said and making Tweedledee sigh while Tweedledum blushed but glared at the buxom teen.
"Lumiere?" Tweedledee asked looking almost pleadingly at the short blunette who nodded once and then reached out and pinched Éclair again.
"Ow damnitt Lumi!" Éclair yelped jumping from the pinch as she glared down at her sister.
"Thank you Lumiere." Tweedledee said smiling slightly at the smallest of their group as stuck a straw in a juice box and drank it down elegantly. How the hell she could be elegant with a juice box not even Tweedledee knew.
"Of course Tweedledee." Lumiere said not looking phased at the glare and scowl she was getting from Éclair, which morphed into a pout.
"I thought you guys loved me." Éclair said pouting at the group and causing the three taller ones to look at her while Lumiere ignored her.
"Only when you're not being annoying Éclair." Tweedledee said teasingly and causing the male to scoff.
"Which would be never." Tweedledum said causing Éclair to freeze for a second while Lumiere's head snapped up to Tweedledum before turning to Éclair almost as fast as a vampire.
Éclair said nothing as she lowered her head so that her hair shadowed her eyes and covered her face. She took Lumiere's backpack off of her shoulder and threw it at Tweedledum, causing him to let out a grunt as he caught it with his stomach and stumbled back a few steps. Not saying a word Éclair turned on her heel and quietly but quickly marched off into the woods.
"He didn't mean it Éclair!" Lumiere called after her sister, moving to go after the brunette who glanced at her over her shoulder. Lumiere froze in place at the look in Éclair's eyes, taking a step back and lowering her head sadly when Éclair gave a small snort and took off into the woods as everyone merely watched her go.
"God Damnitt Tweedledum." Tweedledee said pinching the bridge of her nose while closing her eyes. Alv glared at the red eyed boy and snarled slightly while Lumiere sighed and shot him a glare.
"What?" The boy was as confused as the Cullens and other students.
"I said that we only love Éclair when she's not being annoying, and I was just messing with her. You said that she's never not annoying. Basically you just said that we never love her!" Tweedledee said causing Tweedledum's eyes to widen.
"Shit! I didn't mean it that way!" Tweedledum said seeming to have finally realized what he had done.
"Normally Éclair would laugh it off until later when she's alone…however…Tweedledum…what's today's date?" Lumiere asked raising an eyebrow at the boy who blinked for a second.
"September the thir…thirteenth. Oh." Tweedledum said swallowing heavily half way through the date.
"Damnitt! You just had to do it today didn't you?" Alv asked snarling as she clenched a fist, belting the boy across the jaw and sending him to the ground. Neither Tweedledee nor Lumiere made a move to stop Alv or help Tweedledum up and he stayed on the ground with his head bowed.
"I didn't realize what day it wa-" Tweedledum was cut off by a loud roar and several huge crashes that made everyone jump except for the group of four, who just winced.
"What was that?!" A nearby guy panicked causing Lumiere to sigh as she looked at Alv.
"Hell no. I ain't going after her and neither is anyone else. Éclair needs to blow off some steam and I ain't gonna be her punching bag this time. Learned my lesson last time." Alv said shaking her head rapidly and making Tweedledee nod in agreement.
"What you all just heard, was Éclair working out some of her frustrations and emotions." Tweedledee told the others causing their jaws to drop as more crashes and booms were heard.
"You mean Éclair is doing all of that? It sounds like an army or a bomb!" Rosalie said shocked as she stared in the direction Éclair went off in. Lumiere, Tweedledee, and Alv all shrugged slightly while Tweedledum finally stood up and dusted himself off silently, head still lowered slightly. Alv's next words caused everyone to gape and even the vampires to pale.
"Eh. She's holding back. She's only destroying some of the forest, instead of the town. Last time she was like this she bought down thirteen bars and two cities, although thankfully there wasn't any deaths that time."
