Hidden Genes

Summary: There is a type of jutsu only one shinobi could use,the Shodaime became famous for it being impossible for anyone who doesn't have his DNA, and even then it was rare. Sharingan is an Uchiha doujutsu,so no one can have it unless an eye is given, so why does the Kyuubi vessel have both?Why does he move like the Yondaime?

Naruto was bored. Bored bored bored! How could someone be so late!? What kind of jonin was he if he couldn't get where he needed to in time!?

It had been an interesting day, so far. After that accidental kiss, Naruto was forced to hide from ... well, everyone. He didn't dare be anywhere near where Sasuke might end up being, yet he ran into him anyway. He had jumped out of a window and used henge to turn himself into a girl if the raven haired boy decided to follow him. His disguise helped him avoid some bullies, but the Uchiha hadn't come after him. He did, however, run into Sakura who was trying to be nice to him for once. He didn't understand why but he shrugged it off. He had just smiled at her and left to go back to the classroom to wait for their new jonin teacher to arrive. He nearly got mobbed by a bunch of angry girls on the way there, but he has been running away from mobs almost his whole life so it was no big deal for him to get away from them. The rest of the short break he spent in the classroom, all alone, practicing gathering energy and chakra into certain parts of his body according to Kurama's instructions. The Kitsune had been his caretaker and teacher ever since the first time they really talked and thanks to him, Naruto had survived this long despite the villagers' many attempts of killing him.

Sasuke had spent his break eating his tomato flavored onigiri, thinking about what had happened and how the other boy had reacted. For some reason, it had bothered him so he had decided to not follow the blond when they saw each other after he finished his lunch and he walked out of the small room he had spent the break in so far. He had been tempted to go after him, as he knew both girls and boys will be exceptionally mean to the blond, but he restrained himself. Sasuke was not going to push Naruto, as he knew whatever type of relationship they still had was on shaky ground and he didn't want to drive the blond further away. He had sighed, stuffed his hands in the pockets of his white shorts and went outside, only to run into Sakura. He got annoyed when the pink haired girl started talking about Naruto being rude and selfish because he had no parents and how she kind of envied him for never getting scolded, which made him snap. She didn't understand the feeling of that loneliness when you return to an empty house with no one to greet you. He had told her she was annoying with a cold glare and left, spending the rest of the break watching as Naruto seemed to meditate ... or nap, really. He didn't know. He just knew he had to be close to the boy so that the cold feeling that had crept up through him when Sakura had said that. The only one who could understand this feeling was Naruto and just that knowledge was enough to dissolve that feeling when he was near the younger boy.

Sakura was confused. After the kiss, she had been murderous. She had wanted to be Sasuke-kun's first kiss like he would have been hers! She has had feelings for the moody Uchiha since they were eight, but Naruto had already been in the picture, the boys always stealing each other's attention with arguments and fights. She didn't understand it but she always cheered for Sasuke-kun, much like all the other girls, which usually got them extremely cold looks from the genius. She didn't understand. What did Sasuke-kun want from a girl besides liking long hair? Did he really like smart girls like she wanted to believe? Well, he did get annoyed by ditsy girls so he must like smart girls. Did he mind that she had a big forehead? Those were the thoughts that had been running through her head when she suddenly saw him heading back towards the Academy. She had taken the chance to talk with him, only for him to call her annoying with the coldest glare she had ever seen. She had never known Sasuke would act like that because someone talked bad about Naruto. And she hadn't even said anything overly mean or insulting! And then she saw Naruto and decided to show Sasuke that she could be nice to the annoying blond if that's what her precious Sasuke-kun wanted, but the blond hadn't been as excited at her sudden kindness as she had thought he would be. He had just smiled at her and walked off. When she returned to the classroom where everyone was to wait for their jonin teachers, she found them both there, not even looking at each other. Naruto just let her take her seat before he resumed doing ... whatever the hell he had been doing prior to her coming there.

All the other teams were then given a classroom in which they will wait for their new senseis in and, from the sounds of many a times four pairs of footsteps walking down the halls, everyone had been on time. Except for a guy named Hatake Kakashi, who was to be Team 7's new sensei. By the time he was almost an hour late, Naruto had grown bored and restless, Sakura was losing her grip on the nice, meek, cute girl she wanted to be for Sasuke-kun while her violent inner self was raging and Sasuke was no longer looking out of the window but rather death glaring out of it. The poor birds that had landed to chirp on the branch of the tree outside flew away in fright when they saw him.

Naruto couldn't take it anymore!

Naruto, relax. An equally bored and pissed off voice rumbled in his head and Naruto took deep breaths as the Kyuubi spoke. Think of it as a patience exercise. You'll need that as a shinobi. Patience ...

'You can't be serious?' Naruto thought back incredulously, as Kurama was the most impatient being on the planet. He had quite a temper to support it, too. Make him wait a second too long and he was spewing profanities as if he were a sailor. Or a pirate. Or whatever. The blond simply could not believe that he of all people was telling him to keep calm. Especially since he was obviously as bored as Naruto was. Kurama hated boredom.

There was silence over their link for a second. Then ... Fuck it! Let's prank the bastard! He deserves it! Naruto grinned. That's more like it! The one thing Kurama had picked up from the blond was the child's love of a good prank. The fox had watched in fascination as Naruto pranked the villagers over the years, loving the results and always getting a good laugh. After a year of watching the pranks, the Kitsune decided to have a little part in on the fun, too. He would give suggestions but he always liked more how Naruto's mischievous mind worked.

Sasuke and Sakura were brought out of their own little worlds by the sound of the scraping of a chair against the wooden floorboards. Onyx and emerald eyes watched as Naruto got up on the chair, now placed beside the door, standing on his tiptoes in order to jam the sponge between the sliding door and the door frame. Sasuke snorted and Sakura started lecturing the blond about playing pranks, even as she gleefully supported the orange clad boy in his prank. It was the most fun the three had in an hour. No one was stopping it. Naruto was very well known for the pranks he oh so successfully pulled on everyone in the village. Just a few days ago, he had painted the rock faces on Hokage Mountain and it had taken a squad of ten jonin and fifteen chuunin to catch him. The prank, although rude, got quite the number of secret laughs, snickers and giggles out of everyone in the village. Sakura had spent an hour in her room, giggling and laughing on her floor like a mad man while Sasuke had been snorting every now and then for the whole day, occasionally choking down a laugh that begged to be let out. If anyone could save them from this hell of boredom, it was Uzumaki Naruto.

They waited another five boring and uneventful minutes when the fox boy perked up. He felt someone's presence down the hall. He quickly sat himself on the teacher's desk and waited eagerly to the result of his prank. It was old school, but he had yet to meet a person who hadn't fallen for it. Sasuke rolled his eyes, wanting to believe that their jonin teacher wouldn't be so stupid as to fall for that lame trick but sadistically wanting him to be humiliated. He deserved it for making them wait this long. Sakura outwardly scoffed while her inner self was waiting with as much anticipation as Naruto. All three newly named genin leaned in a bit in their seat when a hand started pushing the slide doors open and a silver mop of hair appeared through the small gap ...

Just in time for the dusty sponge to fall flat on the jonin's head.

Naruto rolled right off the desk from laughter, not even able to breath. He was the only one to see the dark, visible eye widen in surprise and the expression was so priceless that he and Kurama were pounding the floor, Naruto the wooden floor of the classroom and the demon fox the floor of Naruto's mindspace. Sakura had a hand over her mouth, trying desperately to stop the laughter that wanted to escape while her inner self was cheering at the success. Still, she couldn't believe the jonin had fallen for it. Sasuke ... Sasuke was biting the inside of his cheeks and thinking of his brother to stop himself from showing his own amusement. Seriously, was this guy really a jonin? Even Iruka-sensei could avoid a trick like that! Although, the kind brunet was kinda used to it.

Naruto sat up when he finally calmed down to see just who he had pranked and his brain slowly registered the masked face with the hitai-ate covering the left eye, the pale complexion and the silver,wild hair. He was dressed as all jonin were and his dark eye was focused on Naruto. The Kyuubi vessel recognized him, of course he did, and he started shaking until tears welled up and he couldn't hold it in anymore. He collapsed back onto the floor, laughing his lings out and not caring at all. Oh man, he got Sharingan no Kakashi of all people! He should go down in history for this!

''He fell for it! He fell for it!'' The blond laughed some more, pointing a finger at the silver haired jonin, who remained as he was.

''I'm sorry, sensei. I tried to stop him but Naruto-kun wouldn't listen to me.'' Sakura immediately said to save herself from whatever punishment the jonin might dish out for this act. Sasuke looked disgusted that she would sell Naruto out just to save her own skin. Although he was still a bit too stunned that this man was a jonin. Seriously, it was the oldest trick in the book!

Kakashi finally moved into the room as he picked up the sponge, the three genin observing him. Naruto still had a relatively big smile on his face although he didn't look to be close to laughing again, so he guessed they could get down to business.

''How should I say this ... My first impressions of you guys are... '' They waited expectantly as the man placed a hand on his mask covered chin as if in thought. ''I hate you.'' They suddenly slumped at the shoulders and their faces darkened. Kakashi just stared at them with his one uncovered eye.