In the hotel santanna walked into the lobby looking tall and a little unsatisfied in a long black leather coat and black stripper boots. She approached puck.

"Hey babe," she said when she got to him.

"Um. Hey," he replied disinterested.

"What don't you want sex?"

"Um. Yes I want sex. You have condoms?"

"You don't?"

She was surprised.

"santanna you should know that about me by now."

"And yes. I do. Angry sex?" she asked taking his hand.

He stood.

"No not exactly. I want water sex," he clarified as he stood.

"What's that?"

"It's. Like having sex in water.

"Oh slowly."

"Yes."

"Have you ever had sex in water?" she asked as they made their way to the elevators.

"No but. I didn't know how else to describe it."

"Oh."

"What happened?" he asked.

"What do you mean?"

"You look dissatisfied about something."

"Oh. I wouldn't give the guy w hat he wanted."

"Oh."

"So. What's your poison, lace, leather or nude?"

"Just," he dismissed her with a wave of his hand, "whatever you want."

"What's wrong you're usually more forceful than this."

"Oh I, got in a fight earlier."

"Oh. Well we got all night babe," they put their arms around each other.

"Yeah we do. Thank god."