Later

The doorbell rang and John jogged over to answer it

"Oh hey Doorbell." Evan stood there staring at the trail of sweat dripping down John's chest

"Who is it John?" Randy said walking up behind him

"It's Doorbell."

"Oh hey Ev." He blinked and looked over at Randy and at the beads of sweat all over his torso. "Are you going to come in or no?" Evan's tongue darted out to lick his dry lips and he nodded as he stepped over the threshold

"We were working out downstairs so neither of us is quite sure where Cody is but he's around somewhere."

"Unless you didn't come here for Cody." Randy said licking his lips and John hit him

"Stop it Randy." The three men walked further into the house and spotted Cody on his way back to the den with a huge bowl of ice cream

"Cody." He looked over

"Oh hey Ev. I'm just watching TV in the den." Evan walked over to him with a strange look on his face

"Come on Cena, time to hit the showers." Randy said smacking John's butt with a towel

Den

"Why did you call me sounding like you were in a panic? And why are you dressed like that? It's July." Evan said referring to Cody's sweat pants and hoodie. Cody shoved a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth then started to cry. "Cody?! What's the matter? Talk to me."

"I had sex with Randy." Evan's face broke out into a grin

"Was it good? I imagine him being fantastic."

"Evan."

"What? Does John not know? Are you and Randy not allowed to do that?"

"John knows…he walked in on us and he said that he was fine with it. And that he was surprised it hadn't happened sooner." Now Evan was really confused

"What's the problem then? Was it bad? Is he good?" Cody looked at Evan with watery eyes. "Ooh, I see. You like Randy. Well what did you expect? And I know that he's mean to you but he has to have some redeeming qualities about him…other than being incredibly hot."

"Evan."

"Sorry. Do you feel bad?"

"Yes. Because I'm with John and it's not right."

"Cody," Evan sighed. "There is nothing wrong with liking someone else and I'm going to punch you in the face if you don't stop moping around here because you feel like you're betraying John. Have you forgotten that for majority of your relationship with John he was with two other people? Do you like Randy more than John?"

"No! I only like him but I love John. He means everything to me but Randy's so sexy."

"I know." Evan said absently and Cody eyed him but it went unnoticed by the other man

"Will you stay with me today?"

"Sure," Evan said getting comfortable on the couch. "What are we watching?" Cody tossed him the remote

"Whatever you want. I'm going to get you a spoon so we can finish this ice cream." A few hours later Randy stepped into the den and saw Cody and Evan lying on the couch each having his legs draped over either end with the top of their heads touching. Randy suppressed a smile

"Are you guys' hungry? I'm about to make lunch." Randy grabbed the empty ice cream bowl and frowned at the ring on the table. He'd have to clean it with furniture polish later

"I'm hungry and I'm not picky."

"Cody?"

"I'm a little hungry."

"Okay. I'll let you know when it's ready."

"Okay." They both replied. Randy went back to the kitchen and looked at John

"What?"

"Go look in the den and then come back and tell me what you're thinking." John looked at him like he was crazy

"Why would I do that?"

"Just do it." John peeked into the den then came back

"I don't think you want to know what I'm thinking."

"I know what you're thinking because I'm thinking the same thing."

"We can't corrupt Evan too."

"We can't but damn is it tempting."

"Cody's about to have a heart attack about having sex with you, I'm sure he would just drop dead if either of us even suggested Evan joining." Randy laughed

"He's only freaking out because you "caught" us. He's been feeling me up and making out with me for a couple months now."

"Has he?"

"Yes. That night, a while back when you came home and I was on the bed and he was in the bathroom,"

"Yea?"

"He ran in there when he heard you coming. I'm mad you interrupted us because his hand had made its way to my belt and I'm still curious about where it was going after that." John laughed

"So that's why he was freaking out? That little sneak."

"He likes me but doesn't want to. Told me that he doesn't like that I make him feel things."

"You make him feel things?"

"Yea, I was confused too. I scare him but my insults turn him on." John was holding his side in pain from laughing

"Is that why you keep being mean to him?"

"No. I mean all of that…he gets on my damn nerves but I cannot deny that a part of me is attracted to him. I guess that's the sadist in me." John shrugged

"I don't care if the two of you have sex and like I said, I'm surprised that this morning was the first time. I apologize for interrupting it."

"Yea, thanks a lot. I doubt it'll happen again unless I initiate it."

"Wait, he started it?"

"Yes. He's very forward with me." John nodded

"You're bringing something out in him."

"The same thing I bring out of everyone, the inner freak. I wonder if he'd let me tie him up or do it outside."

"Try it…I'll watch from the window." Randy laughed as he flipped the burgers. "Don't be too rough with him though. I like that he's still delicate."

"You're sick."

"Who made me that way?" Randy could only laugh

"The burgers are good Randy."

"Thanks Ev. I'm a genius in the kitchen and in,"

"Randy." John said harshly and Cody looked up at him. Cody knocked Randy's cup of ice water over and onto his lap

"Cody!" Randy yelled jumping out of his seat

"Oops." Evan was looking around confused while John shot looks at both Randy and Cody

"The two of you," John pointed at Cody and Randy. "In the house now. Excuse us Evan."

"What was that all about Cody?"

"Leave Evan alone Randy." Cody snarled

"I wasn't doing anything to him…not yet anyway."

"I'm not going to let you seduce him like you did me."

"I seduced you?!" Randy lunged for Cody and he jumped then hid behind John. "You've been kissing and touching me for months you little shithead and now I'm the one who seduced you?! This is ridiculous…and stop hiding behind John because I can still kick your ass if I want."

"John."

"Don't John me. From what I've heard you were the one going around doing the seducing."

"You told him?!" Cody said pointing a finger at Randy

"Yes. It's not that big a deal. What's your deal with me and Evan anyway? Are you afraid that I might actually like him and not you?" Cody just stood there. "Oh! Some friend you are."

"I am a good friend."

"Whatever."

"Randy go change out of those shorts before that cold water does some irreversible damage." Randy left the kitchen and John turned to Cody. "What's your problem?" He folded his arms defiantly

"Randy is annoying."

"Then why did you have sex with him. He told me about what happened that night you freaked out. If you like him then that's okay just don't be a dick about it."

"And I don't want him to string Evan along and hurt his feelings."

"Is that it or was Randy right? You don't want him to like Evan more than you, do you?"

"…no."

"Randy likes to play around but he's not out to hurt anyone and he's certainly not going to hurt your best friend."

"I still don't know if I like him liking Evan."

"Why and when did you become so selfish?"

"Because what if he likes Evan so much that he leaves us." John laughed

"Oh my god, you really like him don't you?"

"He grew on me like an unwanted fungus. If I could not like him I would but I can't stop. I tried I really did."

"It's okay Cody. I don't think that by your liking Randy you love me less. I love the both of you." Cody nodded against John's chest

"So you really like me you little dork." Randy said walking into the kitchen

"What?"

"I heard the end of your conversation."

"Oh wonderful." Randy rolled his eyes

"Come here." Cody walked into Randy's outstretched arms and Randy kissed the top of his head. "I'm not leaving you and John for Evan."

"But he's really charming and cute." Randy laughed

"Is everything okay in there?" Evan asked

"Yea, Cody's having some issues."

"Because he likes Randy and he doesn't want to."

"So he's talked to you about it?"

"Yea, he called me over here today upset because he had sex with Randy." John rolled his eyes

"He's so dramatic at times."

"That's Cody for you."

"We're going out on the boat tomorrow; do you want to come with us?"

"You have a boat?" John nodded. "That's awesome. Sure I'll go."

"Okay." Randy and Cody walked back outside. "I invited Evan to come with us tomorrow."

"Oh cool. You should stay the night Ev because we leave early."

"Okay. I have to take my mom's car back though."

"So I'll follow you home and bring you back here."

"Okay."

Later that night

"Would kissing Evan be cheating?" Randy asked

"I think so. I mean, would you want me kissing someone else?" John said from inside the closet

"You are kissing someone else…and then there was that Ted fella."

"You're never going to let me live that down are you?"

"I'll only bring it up when I want something."

"What do you want?"

"Can you come out here and talk to me?"

"In a minute."

"Anyway, I want to kiss Evan." John stepped out of their closet and looked at Randy. "What are those for John?" He asked looking at the handcuffs in John's hand

"Get undressed."

"John."

"Clothes off Randy." Randy slowly undressed never breaking eye contact with John

"What did I do?" John dropped the cuffs on the bed

"Now me." Randy pulled John's shirt over his head then dropped to his knees and pulled his shorts and boxer briefs down. John slapped Randy's hand away as he reached for him. "Only your mouth, no hands." Randy stuck his tongue out and licked the tip and the precum that had gathered there. He let his throat relax and took all of John down his throat and gagged just a little when John started to thrust his hips. The more Randy drooled the faster John snapped his hips

"Oh god Randy; your mouth is unbelievable. Shit." John pulled out quickly and tried to catch his breath. "Bed, face down and arms behind your back." Randy kept his smirk hidden while he assumed the position. John grabbed the cuffs and put them on his lover

"Are you going to tell me what I did before you punish me?"

"That shit you pulled earlier with Evan. Obviously I'm not as upset as Cody because I'm not that sensitive but you know better."

"Does that mean kissing him is out of the question?" He asked egging John on. John shoved himself inside. "Shit John!"

"I'll let you know after I finish." Randy wanted to grab the sheets or anything to help relieve some of the pressure building up from John's relentless pounding of his prostate. John gripped him so tight he was certain he'd have bruises in the shape of John's hands

"Fuck John, god."

"You like that Randy?"

"Yes John."

"What?"

"Yes John!" Outside Cody and Evan stopped dead at the top of the landing when they heard Randy scream

"You go ahead and find a room to sleep in. I need to go in there and get some clothes." Evan covered his laugh

"Okay." Cody trekked down the hall and opened the bedroom door. He nearly fell over when he saw Randy bent over with his hands cuffed behind his back. John and Randy were oblivious to his presence and while normally that would bother him, at this time, it didn't. All he wanted to do was gather up some clothes to sleep in and his toothbrush then get the hell out of there

"Oh yes John. Ah eso es tan buena! Más difícil bebé más difícil!" That was almost John's undoing but he couldn't climax before Randy

"Cum for me baby." Cody ran from the room and found Evan rolling around on the bed laughing

"What's so funny?"

"Was that Spanish?" He gasped out

"Yes! I didn't even know he could speak Spanish!"

"He could have been helping us with our homework all this time."

"I know…but what if it's one of those weird things, like he doesn't realize he can speak it until he's having sex?"

"Well you can have sex with him and I'll ask questions and write the answers down. We'll be a team." Cody looked at him. "What?"

"He was handcuffed."

"Huh?"

"Randy was handcuffed."

"To what?"

"Does it matter? That's disgusting." Evan didn't find it disgusting at all. He thought it was adventurous and hot

"Okay." They both looked at each other when they heard Randy start moaning again. "I thought they were done."

"No, they do it for hours."

"How the hell do they do that?"

"I don't know. If I didn't live with them I'd swear they were on drugs. After an hour I'm done."

"Well can we sleep downstairs?"

"Definitely."

Next Morning

"Did you guys sleep down here?"

"Yes."

"Why?" Evan only blushed

"Because we never would have gotten any sleep up there mamacita."

"What did you just call me?"

"I called you mamacita." John started to laugh already knowing the reason

"Why?"

"We heard you speaking in Spanish." In a sight they never thought they'd see, the three of them watched Randy blush

"Oh."

"I wish I'd known that you could speak Spanish. You could have been helping me with my homework."

"Are you willing to do what it takes to get it out of me?" And just like that Randy was back and Cody was blushing

"I'm going upstairs to pack my bag." He almost ran from the kitchen. John finished his breakfast and went upstairs to quickly change the sheets before they left

"Do you normally do that?" John jumped at the sound of Cody's voice

"Do what?"

"I saw you guys last night. You had Randy handcuffed. I didn't even know you owned handcuffs."

"I have other things you don't know about either." Cody put his hands on his hips

"Like what John?"

"Toys and such." John said as he casually fluffed a pillow

"Well why didn't I know about them?"

"Do you want to use them?"

"No!" He squeaked

"Then you don't need to know about them do you? I know that you don't like those sorts of things so I don't tell you. Honestly, I wish you'd never seen that."

"Then next time lock the door."

"Excuse me?"

"I was just saying if you don't want me to see that type of stuff then maybe you should lock the door."

"Or next time you could just not come in, how about that?"

"John."

"Are you all packed? It's time to go." Cody huffed and followed John downstairs. When Randy saw their faces he knew they were off to a rough start

"Evan and I put the coolers in the car so we're ready whenever the two of you are."

"I'm ready." John said grabbing his keys off the counter

"Me too." They drove quietly to the marina and when they boarded the boat Randy went with John to get the boat started

"What happened?"

"What?"

"Something happened this morning while you were upstairs."

"Oh. Cody asked me about the handcuffs. It was like he was pissed but I know he doesn't like that sort of stuff so why he would even get mad I don't know. He told me that next time I should lock the door."

"Excuse me?"

"That's what I said. I said that it was time to go just to diffuse the situation before I decked him." Randy laughed

"You would never hit him."

"I know. I wouldn't hit either of you but I felt like I wanted to in that moment." Randy wrapped his arms around John's waist from behind

"You never answered my question last night."

"What question's that?"

"About Evan." John laughed

"Go ahead and kiss him…just don't let Cody know. You know how he gets."

"Yea, he's become very selfish hanging around you."

"How do you know he got it from me?"

"I can't imagine he was like this before your selfish ass came into his life."

"He wasn't. So this is my fault?"

"It appears that way."

"Guys - oh sorry."

"You're fine Evan, what's up?"

"Cody and I can't find any sunblock."

"Did you check my bag?"

"No. Cody won't open it. He said he doesn't know what's in there or what he might find. I don't know what any of that means but out of respect for you I didn't open it."

"There's nothing scandalous in there so open it. I have sunblock and tell Cody to grow a pair."

"Um, is it okay if I just get the sunblock and leave that last part out?" Randy and John laughed

"Yes Evan." He turned and left

"Why didn't you go out there?"

"He's not wearing a shirt. I never would have imagined him looking like that without a shirt."

"I know but you can't hide in here all day. As stupid as you think Cody is I'm sure he would figure something out." Just then Randy's eyes lit up. "What?"

"They probably need help putting it on…and then I'll need help." John shook his head

"So you're going to get a little train going."

"I'll be the caboose. Choo! Choo!" John laughed watched him disappear to the deck of the boat

"Do you guys need some help?" Randy asked cracking his knuckles. "Where's Cody?"

"Finding a good spot for our towels." Evan said handing the bottle of sunblock to Randy. He sat behind Evan and squirted some lotion in his hands, rubbed them together and began to apply it to the young man's back

"Are you and Cody friends because you're both covered in freckles?" Evan laughed

"He makes fun of me for having so many."

"You do have a lot." Evan shrugged

"I can't help it." Randy put more of the lotion in his hands and spread it over Evan's shoulders making sure to massage it in. Evan relaxed his shoulders and leaned into Randy's touch

"What are you doing?" Cody asked

"Putting sunblock on Evan. Do you want me to get your back too?"

"Fine. Excuse me Ev." Evan moved and Cody sat in his place

"Did you find a good place for the towels?"

"Over here's the best. The sun will be coming this way. Make sure you get a little past my shorts because I don't like tan lines or looking like the Coppertone baby." Randy laughed

"You know if you just lay out naked that wouldn't be a problem."

"Randy!"

"What?"

"Don't be gross."

"How's that gross?"

"It is and it would be weird if we were all just laying around on a boat naked."

"Who said anything about all of us being naked?"

"Well I wouldn't do it alone."

"Do you want me to get naked with you Codes?" Randy asked nuzzling his neck and rolling his hips into Cody

"Quit it Ran." Cody whined offering more of his neck to Randy. He placed kisses from his shoulder up to his ear lobe and behind his ear

"Did the two of you forget that Evan's here?" Cody smiled sheepishly

"Oops. Sorry Evy." He moved away from Randy and over to the towel beside Evan's while Randy just smirked

"Sunblock baby?" John took the position previously occupied by Evan and Cody

Later

"Randy?" Evan called rolling over to face him

"Yes Doorbell?"

"When did you realize you were gay? I mean, you don't have to answer since we really don't know each other but I'm just curious."

"I'm not gay."

"What?"

"I'm bisexual."

"You've been with girls?!"

"Yea, I was dating two girls when I met John. Why are you asking me this?" Evan sat there chewing his lip. "Ev?"

"Cody told me about the handcuffs and, and to me that's intriguing and I can't say that to Cody because it freaks him out."

"Ah, I see. You think I'm some sort of miscreant." Evan sat up and crossed his legs Indian style

"No! I don't…or else that would make me one too." Randy raised his sunglasses

"You?" Evan hung his head and Randy smiled

"Evan it's perfectly fine to like what you like…as long as that's what you want and not what someone is forcing on you."

"No, no one is forcing me. I had a boyfriend my freshman year of college and we used to do stuff like that. I never told Cody because he's very conservative when it comes to sex and I don't want to scare him."

"Who would have guessed that our little Evan was into that sort of thing? You really shocked me Doorbell and after living with Cody all this time I didn't think that I could be shocked anymore." Randy sat up and crossed his long legs. "So what kind of stuff do you like?" He asked licking his lips

"I don't know…handcuffs and toys, I kinda like rough stuff."

"Like having your hair pulled? Stuff like that?" Evan smiled

"I really like that." Randy reached up and grabbed a handful of Evan's hair causing the smaller man to gasp

"Like this or do you prefer it to be twisted too?" Randy asked twisting his hair. Evan moaned

"I like both." He pressed his lips to Evan's and smiled when he felt him kissing back. He parted his lips without invitation and Randy slipped his all too willing tongue inside getting his first taste of the young man. He was sweet like Cody but had a flavor that belonged only to him. Randy thoroughly explored his mouth and had to fight the urge to pin Evan to the boats deck when he heard him whimper. Evan must have heard himself because he pulled away

"What's the matter?"

"John and Cody are in there. We shouldn't be doing this. I'm sorry. I never should have asked you those questions. I, I just needed someone to talk to." Randy rested his forehead on Evan's

"John knows that I want to kiss you and Cody's not my boyfriend." He nipped at Evan's lips and watched the man fight with himself on whether or not to kiss back

"But Cody's my friend and he's all conflicted over you right now. He likes you…bros before hos." Randy laughed

"Did you just call me a ho Evan?" He blushed

"I guess I did but I didn't mean it like,"

"I understand." Evan jumped to his feet

"I need a beer. Do you want a beer? I'm going to get a beer." Randy had never seen someone walk so fast. Evan nearly knocked John over

"What did you do to him?" John whispered

"Nothing he didn't want." John eyed him

"What. Did. You. Do?"

"I kissed him…we kissed I should say because he was into it until his fucking conscience kicked in. He's exquisite too John. I almost regret giving in and kissing him because now I want to keep doing it."

"Did you just grab him and lay one on?"

"No. We were talking."

"What the hell about?"

"He asked when I knew I was gay and I told him I wasn't. Then he told me that Cody told him about the handcuffs and that he's into that sort of thing. I think he just wanted me to make him feel like it was okay which it is. He needed someone to talk to and while Cody's his best friend we all know he can't talk to him about that stuff."

"True."

"So he came to me and we kissed. If you didn't love Cody I'd trade him for Evan."

"This isn't a swap meet or an NFL team, no one's getting traded."

"But I bet Evan cleans up after himself and doesn't wreck cars."

"Randy."

"What?"

"We're not just going to throw Cody away like some trash. I happen to love that messy little jerk."

"Evan doesn't have a lisp."

"I think his lisp is cute."

"Damn – it is kinda cute. What if we," John held his hand up

"No. There's no room in the bed for Evan."

"We'll get a Grand King, my treat." John laughed

"No." He kissed Randy. "Stop it. You shouldn't have kissed him."

"I shouldn't have but you didn't see the way he looked at me with those big brown eyes. Like pools of chocolate, John, I almost drowned and I'm an excellent swimmer."

"And apparently you're good at poetry too." John kissed him again. "No more."

"But John,"

"No more." Randy kissed John

"No more."

"I'm so sleepy John. And I'm burnt."

"What would you like me to do about that Cody?"

"Drive faster so we can get home and cuddle until I fall asleep."

"What about Evan? Are you taking him home?"

"Do you mind staying the night again Ev? I'm tired."

"No, I don't mind. I have another change of clothes."

"Thanks."

"I'm looking forward to breakfast."

"Randy makes good, well everything he makes is good. Judging from his appearance I never would have guessed. You have to try his pancakes." Evan laughed

"Okay."

"Randy?"

"Yes Cody?"

"Can you make those apple cinnamon pancakes in the morning?"

"Sure."

"I don't believe you. Promise me you'll make them."

"I promise I'll make them you little shithead now be quiet."

"Okay."

"Whose car is that?"

"Where?"

"Right there." Randy sat up

"I don't know. Do either of you know who that is?" Cody and Evan looked out the window and they both gasped

"My parents!"

"Ah shit."

"Randy shut up."

"What are you parents doing here Cody?"

"I don't know! Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm so dead!" John parked the car in the garage

"They know about me don't they?"

"Yes but not about all of the other goings on."

"Fucking hell Cody." John took a deep breath. "We'll talk about it later. Randy?"

"What?"

"I want you on your best behavior."

"Anything for you John." The four men each opened their car door with Cody being the last to actually exit the car

"Cody!" Called a woman's voice

"Yes mom?"

"Where have you been? Dad and I have been waiting out here for over an hour."

"We went out on John's boat this morning and we just got back. We stopped for dinner at a seafood restaurant on the way home." He said holding up the Styrofoam container holding the uneaten portion of his entrée. "Why don't you and dad come in…maybe have drinks or something since you waited so long." They followed Cody inside the house silently taking in their surroundings

"Well no wonder you moved off campus son, you're living in a mansion now." He led them to the kitchen where the other three men where gulping down Gatorade in an attempt to rehydrate

"Mom, dad, that's Randy and over there's John…you know Evan." Evan nodded

"Mr. and Mrs. Rhodes." John stuck his hand out for a handshake

"It's nice to finally meet you."

"You too son. Great house you have here. You must work hard."

"Thank you and I do." Cody's mom wasn't as impressed

"Well I'm glad the place isn't a sty with men living here. I know how Cody can be."

"Would either of you like anything to drink? We have iced tea, water, lemonade…I could make you a smoothie."

"Iced tea is fine."

"Where's your room Cody?"

"Upstairs."

"Come on, show me." Cody led his mom up to the room

"What are you looking for mom? It's a room."

"If you would come over or call your father every once in a while I wouldn't have to come over and snoop."

"You never have to come over and snoop. Ever. I'm fine. I know where the two of you are if I need help."

"Why are there three toothbrushes in here?"

"Those are mine, John and Randy's." Shit

"Randy's?" Double shit. "Does he sleep here too? What's going on around here Cody? Do you have two male friends?"

"Randy is not my boyfriend but yes, he does sleep here. He lives here too."

"What on earth is going on here?"

"John has two boyfriends mom."

"What?!" She grabbed his ear. "Cody Garrett!" His mom dragged him all the way down to the kitchen by his ear

"Honey, what are you doing?"

"Tell your father what you just told me. Wait until you hear this Dusty."

"John has two boyfriends."

"Yes, you and Randy; we were just discussing it. Let his ear go, you're embarrassing him."

"Why are you just sitting there?"

"What am I to do? Cody's 21 years old so he can make his own decisions. He's doing well in school, he's healthy – are you happy boy?" Cody nodded although he looked anything but right now. "And he's happy. What can I say?"

"This is crazy. Let's go." Dusty downed the rest of his iced tea and stood

"It really was nice meeting you." He hugged Cody. "Love ya son."

"You too dad." When his parents left the kitchen was filled with an uncomfortable silence. Evan was the first to speak

"You okay Codes?"

"I'm fine."

"Are you sure? You don't look it."

"I'm fine Ev." Cody said as his eyes started to sting with tears

"It'll be alright Cody and if it helps we all really like your dad." John hit Randy

"I'm going to get a shower. I'm tired." Cody turned and left them standing in the kitchen

"His mom's a bitch…I'm just going to put that out there." Evan covered his laugh as John gave Randy a dirty look. "What John? She ruined his night. Our day was perfect. She was the proverbial cloud that rained on our parade." If Evan stayed he wouldn't be able to hold in his laughter any longer and John did not look amused

"I'm pretty tired and in need of a shower too. Goodnight guys."

"Goodnight Evan."

"I'll shower in another room so you can do whatever it is you need to do with Cody in private."

"I'm not doing anything with him but I'm sure he'll need a lot of coddling tonight so if you're not up for it then I suggest sleeping elsewhere."

"I'll coddle him just this once because I feel bad. His mom's out of control."

"I don't have to worry about your parents doing that do I?"

"No but wouldn't it be funny if they did?"

"No."

"Did you not tell them because you knew that would happen?" Cody nodded against his chest

"How's your ear Codes?"

"Shut up Randy."

"I was just making sure you could still speak. You've been quiet for a while."

"What can I say? That was embarrassing."

"You shouldn't feel embarrassed by that at all Cody. You didn't do anything wrong, your mom did so if anyone should feel embarrassed it should be her." Randy said absently rubbing Cody's back

"What he said." Cody laughed

"John you just lay here and hold me and let Randy do all the talking."

"I'm more than okay with that. Talking's never really been my forte."

"We've had a long day made even longer by the Rhodes' surprise visit so let's get some sleep and in the morning we can pretend this never ever happened."

"Sounds good to me; thanks Randy."

"Sure thing. Goodnight." John sat up

"Gimme a kiss Randy."

"No. Kiss Cody twice." Randy said burying his face in the pillows

"Randy."

"What?" John leaned over Cody and put his face close to Randy's

"Do you want me to tickle you?"

"No I don't. You know that I hate to be tickled."

"You're ticklish Randy?"

"No. John's just being dumb."

"Now I'm dumb. Move over Cody."

"John no!" John climbed on top of Randy and started to tickle him. "Stop it! John please!" Cody lay on the other side of the bed giggling at Randy's giggles. John stopped his torture

"How about now?"

"Fine." Randy kissed John and John moved back over to his side of the bed. "That was really unnecessary John."

"Next time just kiss me."

"What are you laughing about Cody?"

"You're ticklish."

"And if you ever try to tickle me I'll kill you."

"I'll take my chances."

Six Months Later: January

"Randy?"

"Yes?"

"Do you know where John is?"

"No I do not." He did. Today Cody was graduating and John was making the final arrangements for his car to be delivered. "What's wrong?" Randy asked as he watched Cody pace around the room

"I'm nervous and I need John."

"You need John or you need John?"

"The second one. Do you know when he'll be back?"

"I don't know what he's doing so how would I know when he'll be coming back?"

"I only have an hour and I still need to get ready." He whined

"Can't you take care of it yourself?"

"No and he's not even answering my texts." Randy shut the TV off

"I'm not John but I think I can handle your problem." Cody thought for a moment

"I suppose you'll do."

"Here or upstairs?"

"Here's fine." Cody said undressing while Randy slipped off the only article of clothing he was wearing. Cody straddled his lap and leaned in to kiss him. He still annoyed Randy to no end but he would never tire of kissing the man. Cody groaned as Randy rubbed their cocks together. Randy pulled his lips away and latched on to the spot behind Cody's ear to distract him from the two fingers he was about to push inside him. When he did he heard Cody hiss

"Harder Randy." He pushed his fingers in deeper as Cody pushed down on them as he gripped Randy's arms for dear life. "I need you right now."

"I'm yours." Cody lifted himself while Randy lined his member up at his entrance. He let out a throaty moan as he sank down onto Randy. He pulled them close together as Cody started to ride his cock. Every downward movement was met with an upward thrust and the room filled with the sounds of both men panting. Cody threw his head back as he moved faster trying to bring about Randy's climax as he knew his was approaching quickly. "Ah shit Codes, I'm gonna cum." He gripped Cody's hips tighter as he pounded him. Cody yelled out Randy's name as he covered Randy's chest. The older man threw his head back and emptied himself deep inside of Cody. He slumped forward and rested his head on Randy's shoulder

"Randy."

"What?"

"I don't know. I was just checking to see if I could still talk." Randy laughed

"I don't think I've ever fucked someone until they couldn't speak…I've had them speaking gibberish but they were speaking."

"Did that relieve your nervousness?" They both looked over and saw John standing in the doorway. Cody nodded and climbed off Randy. "I knew the two of you would figure it out that's why I stopped and had lunch with your dad and didn't answer your texts." Randy laughed

"John!" Cody exclaimed while pulling his shorts back on

"What?"

"I'm going to shower so I can get ready." He said as he huffed past John

"Why are you looking at me like that? You want some too?"

"By want some I assume you mean your ass because I'm not bottoming."

"That's not what I meant."

"Then no I don't want some. However, I do want you to get your naked sweaty ass off that couch."

"Be cool John I used scotch guard on it."

"Get off the couch. We have to get ready anyway." Randy picked up his shorts as he stood

"Did you get everything sorted out with his, you know?"

"Yea, it should be here by the time we get back from dinner. If it's not here then it will be here shortly after we get home."

"He's gonna lose his shit when he sees it." John smiled

"I know."

"Cody!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

"He's going to be late for his own graduation John." Randy started to laugh. "What if he missed the ceremony?"

"Why would that make you laugh?"

"It would be hilarious."

"Something is seriously wrong with you."

"You love me so something is wrong with you as well."

"But we're talking about you right now. Cody! Get your perfect little ass down here now!" Cody came bounding down the stairs

"Perfect, huh?" John shrugged

"I knew that would get you going. Come on."

"Wait a second," Randy said. "Come here Cody." He walked over to Randy and Randy pulled him closer by his tie. "What kind of knot is this? It looks a mess."

"Who cares? It will be under my gown. Let's go." Randy loosened the tie

"No. I'm not letting you leave this house a hot mess." He proceeded to tie Cody's necktie properly giving him the perfect half Windsor knot

"Thank you." Randy leaned down and kissed him. He wasn't sure why but he did

"You're welcome…and don't think that it went unnoticed that it's my tie you're wearing." Cody laughed

"It matches my cap and gown better than any tie I own."

"Whatever. Just don't spill anything on it at dinner."

"You know, I always thought Ted was the wife but clearly it's you Randy. I didn't realize how domestic you are."

"If you say that again John, I'll kill you."

"And there that is. Let's go."

Later

John, Randy, Evan and Cody were in the car on their way back to the house after dinner when Cody sighed. Cody sighed often enough so no one paid him any attention until he sighed again with added drama. Randy glanced at John from the passenger seat but said nothing. Cody sighed again

"What's the matter Cody?" Shut up Evan John and Randy thought

"Well now that I've graduated that means I really have to grow up. I even have to get a job. I've never had a job!"

"Wasn't that the whole point of going to school? To get a higher education and become an independent working adult."

"I guess." Cody said slumping over in his seat

"You're such a baby. Our Spanish professor told you that she could get you an internship and have you teaching Spanish in no time." Cody sighed yet again

"I guess."

"Wait – your professor offered you an internship?"

"Yes."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"I don't know if I'm going to take it. I feel like I could be doing better things with my time."

"Prancing around John and me or sunning yourself by the pool is not better than taking that internship Cody."

"How did,"

"I'm smarter than you."

"But it's not even a paid internship!"

"Cody?"

"Yes John?"

"Is there a time that you don't have money? I put money in your account and I give you cash so it's not like this unpaid internship is going to cramp your lifestyle. Take it."

"But I don't wanna."

"Take it!"

"Okay." Cody said poking his lip out although no one could see. John pulled up to the house and turned into the driveway. "John."

"What Cody?"

"Whose car is that?"

"What car?"

"The car you just navigated your way around! In the driveway!"

"Stop screeching."

"Is it mine?!" He asked practically falling out of the car as John stopped in the garage. Cody ran over while everyone walked over at a normal speed. When John got there he opened the door and retrieved the keys from under the armrest

"Here." He said handing Cody the keys to his new glacier white metallic Audi A4

"John!" Cody yelled as he burst into tears and jumped onto John locking his legs around the older man's waist and his arms around his neck

"Oh Jesus." Evan put a hand over his mouth to cover his giggles

"This is not the reaction I thought you'd have. I obviously didn't give you enough credit since I thought surely you would be on your way down the road right now."

"Thank you John." Cody said kissing him

"You're welcome. Be good to it."

"I will I promise. I drive much better after Randy made me take another driving coarse and defensive driving."

"You're welcome." Randy quipped

"You do but I'm serious. Do not go around hitting shit with this car or I'll get Randy to kill you."

"Okay. I won't hit anything with this on purpose or by accident." John kissed him

"Good. Are you going to get down?"

"Nope." The four men went inside the house with Cody still clinging to John. "What's going to happen to my Honda?"

"I'm going to get everything that's wrong with it fixed, have the interior detailed and the exterior painted then I'm giving it away." Cody pouted

"You're going to give my Honda away? We had such good times."

"You have a brand new Audi now so shut your mouth."

"Can Evy have it?" John looked at Evan

"Do you want it?"

"You're going to get everything that's wrong with it fixed?"

"Yea, I'll even keep the insurance on it for you since you're not working and can't pay it. Consider it your graduation gift from me."

"You'd really do that for me?"

"Of course; we'll have to put it in your name though since under Cody it's high."

"Hey! My rates went down after taking those classes."

"Okay Cody. Anyway Evan, we can go after I get it fixed, okay?" Evan smiled

"Okay."

"Any particular color you want the car?" Evan shook his head

"No, black is fine with me."

"Just plain black or,"

"John just get the damn car painted black." John looked over at Randy

"I love you too." Randy laughed

"I was just saying, you seemed way too invested in this and Ev just told you black was fine with him. He didn't say metallic black or black with some sparkles…just black. And I love you as well." John smiled and kissed Randy

"Um, excuse me, I thought that I was the one who graduated today, yet no one is telling me that they love me or doling out any kisses for moi."

"I kissed you before we left the house. As for that love stuff, that's John's department."

"You don't love me?"

"Sure."

"So say it."

"Get out of my face Cody."

"I will. Just tell me you love me." Cody said in a sing-song voice while dancing around Randy

"John." John tried not to laugh

"Come on Cody before he hurts you and I'm pretty sure he will this time."

"I'm just trying to help Randy get in touch with his feelings. Sue me."

"I'm in touch with my feelings and what could I possibly sue you for? I would ultimately be suing John."

"Hey!"

"Don't hey me." Cody frowned

"Let's go upstairs John."

"Cody."

"What?"

"Are you just going to leave Evan here?"

"I'll be fine. I'm here often enough. It's kinda like my second home."

"I'll entertain Evan." Everyone looked at Randy. "Hmm, that came out all wrong. I'll keep him company? I don't know. Stop looking at me like that."

"I know what you mean Randy."

"Thanks. Let me change my clothes and move my toothbrush to a different room since these two will be occupying the bedroom tonight."

"Okay. I have to change too."

"Meet you down here then."

"Okay."

"Do you know how to play pool?"

"Not really, I mean I've played quite a bit but I can't seem to ever hold the pool cue right."

"That's generally the problem most people have. This can be a practice game. Let me see how you hold it so I can tell you what you're doing wrong." Evan laughed

"Oh thanks." Randy laughed and put his beer down

"Constructively."

"Uh-huh." Evan leaned over the table and took his shot. The balls barely moved and Randy held his laugh in

"Well," He coughed. "Your first problem is that you're left handed."

"I can't change that Randy and that's not a problem."

"Okay, okay, don't get defensive."

"I have to defend myself if you're telling me that my being left handed is a problem when it's not." Randy held his hands up

"I apologize. Your being left handed is not the problem. The main problem is that you're not holding it properly so there's no power behind your shot. Do this with your right hand." Randy said leaning over the table and showing Evan the proper way. Evan copied him. "Now, hold the end of it. This part," He moved Evan's hand. "Hold your left hand here. Does that feel better?"

"It does. Like I have more control over the cue."

"Exactly. Now take another shot." This time the balls scattered across the table

"Oh wow. That would have been really awesome if I'd gotten any of them in."

"You will, just give it time." Randy's phone vibrated. "Go ahead and try to clear the table."

John: what are you doing?

Randy: what are you doing? Shouldn't you be pleasing your baby?

John: both of you are my baby's…back to my question

Randy: teaching Ev how to play pool

John: are you really teaching him or doing that shit in movies when the guy leans behind the girl?

Randy: Hm, well this isn't a movie and neither of us are girls so…

John: : /

Randy: what?!

John: don't do anything with him

Randy: oh my god John

John: don't try to make me sound crazy. Leave him alone

Randy: if I don't?

John: if you want to find out go ahead and do it

Randy: I wasn't planning anything but now you're making me want to test you

John: test me

Randy: okay. This conversation's over, btw. Have a good night

"How am I doing?"

"Good. Do you want to start an actual game or practice more?"

"We're not going to play for money are we?"

"No."

"An actual game then." Randy laughed

"Okay. I call solids." After three games, all of which Evan lost; they went upstairs to the den

"What are you going to do now?"

"Huh?"

"Since school is over."

"Oh, I'm going to be an aide for one of my old teachers back at my elementary school. I have to do that for a year before I get my own classroom."

"What grade are you going to teach?"

"Kindergarten and first are my favorites so hopefully one of those. Nothing beyond 5th grade because there's the chance the kids will be bigger than me and I don't want that." Randy laughed

"Sorry. I guess I didn't think about that."

"Well you don't have to worry about it because you're 7 foot tall."

"Hmm, not quite."

"How tall are you?"

"6'5". You're not that small Ev; you just make friends with people who are exceptionally tall thus making you look smaller than you are."

"Thanks for the breakdown." Evan said flipping through the channels. A few hours later John came down looking for Randy and saw him asleep in the den with Evan stretched out his head in Randy's lap and Randy's arm around him. John breathed a sigh of relief. He talked a good game but he really wasn't sure what he would have done had Randy actually gone through with anything

"Randy."

"Huh?"

"Get up." He looked down at Evan and moved his arm quickly

"John I didn't," John smiled. Apparently Randy talked a good game too but wouldn't back it up

"I know. He looks so cute I don't want to wake him."

"Should we just get a blanket for him then?"

"No. Let's just wake him so he can sleep in his room."

"His room?" John shrugged

"He's here enough so yes, that's his room. Evan?" John shook him

"Yea?"

"Wake up. You and Randy fell asleep on the couch." He sat up and stretched

"I better get upstairs then. Goodnight guys."

"Goodnight."

"What time is it?"

"A little after 12. Are you sleeping with me and Cody?"

"On the sheets that the two of you just did God knows what on?"

"Cody already rolled over and fell asleep on the wet spot." Randy laughed

"Rolled over or was pushed?"

"Does it matter? The rest of the bed is dry."

"No, I'll sleep somewhere else but thanks."

"Are you sure?" John said stroking the side of his face. Randy smirked

"Didn't get enough of Cody, huh? Why don't you wake him up?" Randy asked licking John's ear

"Because I want you." John said grabbing Randy by the back of his neck and kissing him hard. He responded by pulling John close by his waist grinding his hips into him. John backed Randy against the wall and fumbled for the doorknob to the room Randy intended to sleep in

"John!"

"Fuck."

"Well he's awake now." John kissed Randy again. "Sweet dreams John."

"I'll see you in the morning."

"Will you now?"

"Yes. We have a date in the morning."

"A date?"

"I'm going to take you out for breakfast like old times…after we have sex." Randy laughed

"John!" They heard Cody whine again

"You better go." Randy kissed John. "Love you."

"Love you too." John went down the hall to the bedroom and saw a naked Cody sitting up in the middle of the bed

"Where did you go?"

"Downstairs. Evan and Randy had fallen asleep so I woke them up."

"Were they naked?!"

"Why would they be naked baby?" John said cuddling Cody into submission

"Because they like each other."

"You think so?"

"I know so. It must be Randy's deep tan." John laughed

"Is that it?" Cody yawned

"Yes. Ran's like one of those cinnamon flavored Teddy Grahams…his color I mean." It was nearly one in the morning but John couldn't stop the laughter that roared from his chest. Cody just snuggled closer to him and closed his eyes. "Goodnight babe."

"Goodnight."

"I love you."

"I love you too." John said kissing Cody

TBC

A/N: Decided I had to post after returning from the SmackDown taping tonight. Hope you enjoy! Thanks again for all of your help beezinthetrap