Welcome to the second chapter of Kingdom Bloopers. I didn't think that I was going to continue this, but what the hell.
Maleficent: Chase the tail, Chase the tail, Chase the Tail, Chase the Tail
ClanCrusher: Will somebody please shut her up? Sigh. On with the story.
Blue Trinity: Stomp Red Trinity: ChargeYellow Trinity: Push
Green Trinity: Ladder
White Trinity: Reveal
Trinity TroubleIn Kingdom Hearts you may have run across several trinity marks. Unfortunately, they don't always work like they're supposed to.
Blue Trinity: Trinity Stomp"1..2..3..Stomp!"
Sora, Donald and Goofy jump and stop the ground. Nothing happens.
"Ok, lets try this again, 1..2..3..Stomp!"
Again, nothing happens.
"What the hell is wrong with this thing?"
Sora looks up in the air expectantly, all of a sudden…
WHAM!Goofy sweatdrops as he looks at where Sora's head had been pounded into the ground by a huge treasure chest.
Blue Trinity: Atlantica"Now how the hell are we supposed to get this one?" shouts Sora as he waves his tail fin.
Blue Trinity: Traverse Town"One, Two, Three!"
Donald, Goofy, and Sora all jump on the ground at the same time…
SPLASH
And immediately get drenched by someone's dirty water that was balanced on a windowsill.
Ever wonder why the other characters can't do Trinities?
Tarzan: Blue Trinity
"&&!"
"No! Just stomp your feet on three, its not that hard!"
"&&!"
Tarzan stomps his foot three times.
"No! When I say three!"
Tarzan stomps his foot again.
"Not that three!"
Tarzan stomps his foot again.
Arial: Blue Trinity 'Looks down at the Trinity'"You want me to do what?"
Peter Pan: Blue Trinity
"Get down here and help us with this thing."
Peter looks down at his legs, "I cant."
"And why not?"
"Because I can't stop flying! AHHHHH!"
Aladdin: Green Trinity (Ladder)
"Its no good! Your too short!" Shouted Donald as he grabbed for the chest just out of his reach.
"Hey quit moving around, it's hard enough to balance as it is!" Replied Aladdin
"Look out! You're leaning to far forwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
CRASH
Jack Skellington: Green Trinity
"Come on!" Shouts Sora to the skeleton as he struggles to lift him.
Jack is almost able to stand up straight but then collapses dumping the ladder on the ground.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I'm all bone and no muscle."
Sepiroth: White Trinity "Ow! God damnit stand further back! Farther, farther, farther, ok lets try this again." Moving on…Trinity Ladder (Or Not):
"Ok here we go. Goofy, you're on the bottom. Donald, your on top."
Just as they are about to perform the trinity several heartless appear. However they are dispatched with ease.
"Let's try this again."
Again more heartless appear.
"Ok, let's try again…"
More heartless.
"One more time."
Several waves later…
"You know what? Forget it. Donald come here!"
Sora grabs Donald by the neck and shouts, "TRINITY MISSILE!" and throws Donald at the chest, knocking it to the ground.
Magic Pixie DustPeter Pan sways unsteadily on his feet before falling down, his eyes glazed over.
Peter Pan: Believe in da big bawana dude, and you can fly above ze clouds!
Sora: Uh Peter? Have you been smoking pixie dust again?
The Magic of Disney Runs on…"We've always been rivals but now it comes down to this. There can't be two keyblade masters."
Riku holds out his hand expectantly. The keyblade shakes violently in Sora's grip but then suddenly stops.
"Huh? What happened?"
Sora shakes the keyblade a couple times, "Stupid Duracell, I thought they were supposed to last forever!"
Why Bad Guys Shouldn't Monologue(Ending Scene with Ansem)
"I…I cant be defeated here! Kingdom Hearts, bestow me with eternal…UHG!
"Strike Raid!"
"Firaga!"
"Rocket!"
Ansem is then on the receiving end of several projectiles, each one hitting a vital spot. After the onslaught Ansem is no more.
"Yeah, like we're really going to stand here and let you power up, sheesh. What do you think this is? Dragonball Z?"
EndOk that's enough of that. I didn't think I was actually going to update this fic but…well here it is. Please tell me what you think. As for future bloopers I'm not sure. If I think of more I'll be sure to put them down.
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