Thought I was out of ideas did you? Well, you're wrong! So here are some new ones.
Maleficent: Chase the tail, chase the tail, chase the tail, chase the tail…
ClanCrusher: Sigh. Sora?
Sora: Fetch!
Maleficent: Get the ball! Get the ball! Get the ball!
Leon's House: Traverse Town
"Leon! You have a trinity mark in here? Why didn't you tell us?""Um…Sora?"
"Don't worry, we'll take care of this."
"Sora?"
"Okay, stomp on three. One, two, three!"
CRASHLeon looks down into the hole Sora and his friends had created, "The woods rotten…"
The Bad Guys Place (Wherever that is…)
Maleficent, Oogie Boogie, Hades, Jafar, and Ursala are all sitting around the great stone tablet discussing their evil plans when all of a sudden…
CRASH Sora, Donald, and Goofy all stand up and look around for a minute…"Um…Hey guys…how's it going…run…"
"What?" asked Donald, wand at the ready.
"Yeah…uh…didn't mean to interrupt your secret meeting or anything…run."
"Did you say…"
"RUN!"
A couple minutes later everyone is finally shaken out of their shock.
"I told you it was a bad idea to put our base here."
"And what the hell are you doing here?"
The bad guys turn to see Leon, Cloud, Yuffie, Aeries, Sora, Sepiroth, Hercules, Riku, Donald, and Goofy standing in the doorway.
Oogie Boogie speaks, "Um…Hey guys…how ya doing? Just having a little frap party…run.
The Bad Guys Meeting: Part 2
It had been a long hard journey but Sora had finally overcome the many obstacles and was ready to take the bad guys on in their lair. Dispatching the heartless guarding the door he kicks the door open but…"Hey! Where is everyone?"
Maleficent watches them from her pool of water…
"Hah! Those fools will never find me! Now that I have relocated the lair to my Aunt's backyard!"
"Miss? The biscuits are done."
"Excellent!"
Destiny IslandSora rolled to the side and avoided another blitz ball Waka had thrown at him. He got up just in time to see another ball being thrown at him. Quickly dodging he brought his sword up in time to block a third ball.
"Where the hell do you keep getting these things?"
"Eh, Costco was having a sale."
The End of the Game "Hey Pluto, watcha up to?""What's that in his mouth?"
"It's a letter. With the kings seal!"
"Pluto! Here boy!"
Pluto merely turns his head and runs off down the path. All of the adventurers laugh and start running after him.
2 hours later:
"Stupid…dog. Get…back here!"
Pluto keeps running.
"Damnit Goofy, this is the last time I ever chase after an animated dog!"
Destiny Island "Sora are you ok?""Oh man Kari it was weird man. There was this dark place and all these dark bugs and I got this cool sword and and…"
"Um Sora, have you been sniffing Paupou leaves again?"
"Um…"
Leon's (Squall's) House"Tell me what happened."
Sora begins to explain everything when all of a sudden…
SQUAK SQUAK SQUAK
SQUAK
"What the hell is that?"
Leon pulls out a key chain and presses a button.
"Sorry that was my chocobo alarm."
Platinum Match (Sepiroth)
Sora watches as Sepiroth makes his usual entrance into the arena. He had gotten used to it by now, having fought him many times.
"You know," commented Sora idly as he watched Sepiroth unfurl his wing, "You really need to tell me how you got that theme music."
"Sorry kid, it's a bad guys special privilege."
"Aww…"
Behind the Behind the scenes:
ClanCrusher smirked as he finished typing off another blooper and saving it to his hard drive. It sure was fun to write about all the mistakes that the KH cast made.
DingDong
ClanCrusher stretches a few times before going to answer the door. He blinked once and blinked twice but for someone reason he could not deny that…
"Can I have a word?" asked Leon in a forced polite tone.
"Heh heh…give me a minute."
ClanCrusher slammed the door in his face and raced to the back door only to find…
"Oh ClanCrusher, can we talk for a minute?" Yuffie was holding her insanely big shuriken in her hand, the edges gleaming in the sunlight.
"Eh…heh heh, um…," said ClanCrusher smartly as he started backing away only to bump into Leon.
"I really think we need to talk about you latest…publication." Said Leon a measure of ice creeping into his voice.
"Oh come on, its no big deal!" said ClanCrusher as he maneuvered to keep them both at his front, "So what if I called Yuffie a little thief and claimed Leon got beaten by a key bank advertiser?"
The temperature of the room rose and both people were visibly manifesting red auras.
'Almost to the window, I can make it,' he thought hopefully but then…
A gloved hand rested on his shoulder and he turned to look into the face of Sepiroth.
"Well, he hasn't directly insulted us just yet." Commented Leon.
"You walk a fine line between amusing and insulting," Sepiroth said calmly, "I would watch your step in the near future and make sure your writing does not anger us."
All three turned to leave but then…
"Good thing you haven't seen the next update then…"
All three people turned to him weapons drawn.
"Hmm. Something tells me it probably would have been better to pass up that opportunity…"
We now close the curtain on the extremely violent scene that follows…Hi folks this is Radpatch, ClanCrusher's alter ego. From the looks of it I don't think he'll be writing anytime soon so this will probably be the last update for this story (if you call it that). Its been real folks.
ClanCrusher: AAAAHHHHH! NOT THE FACE!
I'm pretty sure ClanCrusher would still like the reviews although I'm not sure if he'll be able to read them. Thank you for all your support and I hope you got some laughs out of this fic.
