A/N: I'm back. I debated long and hard with myself about whether I should actually make some bloopers for Kingdom Hearts 2, but after non-stop pestering from my alter ego ClanCrusher, I finally decided to write this. Rejoice for Kingdom Bloopers is now another work in progress.

WARNING: This story may contain spoilers to the actual game.

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Somewhere in the Twilight Mansion:

Ansem/Rikku- So why don't we make a beach?

Diz- It would give the enemy another access point.

Rikku- So? Seems to me they already accessed the program. A beach isn't going to hurt.

Diz slams his fist against the keyboard nearly breaking it.

Diz- Damnit Rikku! It took me four million lines of basic just to get that damn clock tower working right! Now if you want to spend your time to make a beach, you go right ahead.

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Twilight Town

Axel: Look at what its come to. I've been given these icky orders to destroy you if you can't remember anything.

Roxas: Your Axel right? We used to work for the same guy, and we were best friends!

Axel: …

Roxas: Right?

Axel: You know, it doesn't really count as remembering if you just tell me what I've already told you.

Roxas: Goddamnit.

A few scenes later in the twilight mansion…

Roxas and Axel are facing each other down with their weapons drawn. They knew that this was going to be the final showdown.

Roxas: Axel…

Axel: So you really do remember this time. Well it's too late for that!

Roxas: No I don't remember! Will someone please tell me what the hell is going on?

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Hades Coliseum: Battle 50

Hades: Behold! For I am your final opponent!

Sora just looks dumbstruck.

Hades: What? What? Is my hair out or something?

Sora: You mean to tell me that after all the shit I went through in battle 49 a weak ass opponent like you is my last opponent? Seriously, after getting the crap beaten out of me by the final fantasy cast I was at least expecting Sepiroth in the final round!

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Radiant Garden: Sepiroth Confrontation

Sepiroth: So you are the wielder of the key blade then?

Goofy: I don't think we should tell you that.

Sepiroth: I wonder who the keyblade will choose at its master…once I defeat you.

Sora, Goofy, and Donald jump back bringing out their weapons.

Sora: You may have been a real asshole in the first game, but I've got some new tricks up my sleeve now. Donald, Goofy, lend me your strength! Final Form!

Sora puts his hands out expecting the key oathbreaker to come into his hand. Time stands still for a second.

Sora: Huh? Donald? Goofy? Where are you guys?

Sora looks behind him to see Donald and Goofy high tailing it out of the canyon.

Sora: I hate you guys.

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Radiant Garden: Sepiroth Battle

"Hey Sepiroth, I've been wondering," said Sora as he dodged around the enormous sword Sepiroth was wielding.

"About what?" asked the platinum haired fighter as he renewed his assault.

"That sword you use," said Sora crossing blades with him, "You're not…compensating are you?"

"Alright that's it, you're dead."

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Hollow Bastion: Undetermined Time

"Maleficent, didn't we kill you in the last game?"

"Yes you did. Unfortunately Disney's running out of Villains so I got scripted for the role again."

Sora sighed and drew his keyblade, "SSDD it is then."

(Same Shit Different Day)

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Hollow Bastion: Before the Gate Fight

"So let me get this straight," said Axel, "After he defeats those nobodies, we're going to appear before him using our teleportation trick and send him a bunch of thinly veiled threats and then disappear?"

"Correct."

"That's complete bullshit! Why don't we just attack him now and take the keyblade? It'll be like 13 vs. 3. We could totally kick his ass!"

"You fool! That's not the way organization XII works! First we give him a warning, and then we send you guys in one at a time to try and take him out."

"But…"

"Don't question my orders fool. Now get ready to teleport."

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Final Battle: Xheanort

Sora and Riku looked around at the hundreds of lasers surrounding them.

"We have to deflect all of these?" asked Sora prepping his keyblade.

"Don't worry Sora. You can do it, use the force!"

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Portal Between Worlds

"What were you trying to do Axel?"

Axel coughed a couple times before replying, "I wanted to see Roxas again. He was the only one…I really liked."

"…That sounds kinda gay dude."

"Hey up yours."

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Space Paranoids

"Just give me a second to reconfigure this computer and I'll be able to hack into the main computer and re-route one of their heartless transporters to the main computer so we can go and have a final showdown with the master computer."

"You can do all that from this computer?"

"Yes. I know I'm amazing."

Sora looks over Tron's shoulder, "It looks like you're just pressing the same keys over and over."

"I learned how to hack from old Star Trek episodes."

Beep!

"Thank you for pressing the self destruct button. Have a nice day."

"Not my fault!"

"You suck Tron."

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