Konosuba: The Arc's Blessings on This Wonderful World
Note: Don't own Konosuba or RWBY obviously
Reviews
randomreader: Thanks! I'll try and keep releasing chapters (if I don't have some random ass concept for a story and start writing that instead)
Mr. Green37: Sooner than you think, probably but Jaune will ignore it since he obviously wants to forget about his life in Remnant.
Freddy lane 1: I'll try, key word try, I'm searching for the light novels online, so I can understand more of Konosuba… Problem is, I don't know a good website to read it in.
Mr. Green37: You can go ahead and try but I doubt it would help him with the insanity of Konosuba, who's Yunyun? (Just kidding, there's really no reason to put Yunyun in the party, but she will appear more often rather than her only appearance being in the OVA.
Geminiturret: Jaune may be too nice, but that's the reason he's there in the first place, he's going to suffer so much that he'll probably have a drastic character change just to cope with the insanity of his situation.
SummonerSnow: Thanks!
doomqwer: Well shit! I dun goofed! I'll make sure to fix once I upload this chapter
EiNyx: Really? Then again not many people go for anime like Konosuba or Gintama, mainly the popular ones like dragon ball and Naruto… I think that's how it goes… Anyways, Jaune will have his differences but other than the world will screw him over just the same if not a little more than Kazuma
"That pretty much sums it up… Oh and he has a sword that may or may not be OP if he actually gets it to work
Now with the reviews over let's get rolling!
P.S. I may have been watching too many abridged anime as of late… You'll know what I mean when you get there…
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Town of Beginnings
The trio of adventurers have finally made it back into town after their terrible ordeal with the giant frogs! With Jaune carrying Megumin piggyback style and Aqua tailing them, complaining as they made their way to the bath house that Jaune and Aqua visited during their three-month work period
"Well Megumin, your banned from using explosion magic, except in emergencies. For now, just use any other magic you have"
"I can't" this made the Blonde stop walking
"What did you say?"
"I can't use any other types of magic, only explosion magic" Megumin said as she stared at Jaune who could only stare back at her
"Really?"
"Really"
Turns out Megumin is useless just like Aqua… Okay maybe she's not that useless but the fact that she can only use explosion magic once and she refuses to learn other types of magic makes her deadweight…
Before Jaune could speak up, Aqua beat him to the punch
"Huh? If your level is high enough to use explosion magic, shouldn't you be able to choose other types of magic too? Even I didn't learn all the Archpriest spells until after I learned the party trick skills" at this point I'm not even going to question her decisions
"I'm an Archwizard that is infatuated with explosion magic above everything else in this world, nothing more and nothing less! I only strive to master explosion magic! Sure, I could easily go on adventures if I learned other types of magic, but that simply won't do! Even if I can only use it for one day and collapse because of the heavy strain it causes my body… Explosion magic is the only thing I'll cherish in this forsaken world!" At least she has passion…
"Wonderful! Simply wonderful! Even if your path is a fruitless one! I'm simply too moved by your dedication!"
Why is this happening to me? I went from being the leader of three badasses that could kick anyone's ass in a span of a second… To two incompetent idiots, one of which is stupid enough to be considered retarted and the other one refuses to be useful because of her explosion fetish!
"I see… Well good luck on your journey! Once we reach the guild I'll split the reward and we'll part ways and never see each-" Jaune was cut off by Megumin who tightly gripped his shoulders
"That should not be a problem, I'm willing to go unpaid if it means I get to stay, yes… An Archwizard's mighty power can be yours! All I require is food and a roof over my head! Think about it… All that power for such a cheap and affordable price, it's simply too good to pass up!" Unfortunately, this did not change Jaune's decision as he grabbed one of Megumin's arms and managed to separate it from his shoulder, resulting in a struggle between the two while Aqua simply watched in the background
"Oh, but I insist! Such powerful magic is wasted on lowly adventurers like us"
"But I insist! It's fine! Even if you're lowly adventurers! I'm an advanced class so that should fill the gap when it comes to manpower!"
"But I insist! An Archwizard who can only use explosion magic once a day is inefficient for the types of quests we'll participate in!"
Damn! Even with her strength gone this girl still has a strong grip! And why the hell is she so insistent in staying with- Wait a goddamn minute…
Jaune stopped struggling and simply stared at Megumin
"H-Hey why are you staring?" She was starting to get creeped out by the way the Blonde kept looking at her
"… How many…?" Jaune asked, his deep voice coming into full effect
"Excuse me?"
"How many parties have kicked you out and don't bother lying, I'll be able to tell the difference"
"I-I… You see… Um" Megumin's couldn't gaze at the blonde who just kept staring at her like a predator who was ready to pounce on its prey
"…. Too many too count…." Eventually she gave in, but as if a fire lit inside her, Megumin grabbed onto Jaune's shoulder once again resulting in another skirmish between the two
"Hey! Stop it! You're getting slime all over me!" Aqua backed away as the two thrashed about, trying to gain dominance in their skirmish
"Please! No other parties will take me anymore! I'll carry your stuff! I'll do anything if you let me stay! I'm begging you! Don't abandon me!" As their battle raged on, spectators, specifically three women, could only look in horror because they misunderstood the situation
"how awful! That man is going to abandon his daughter!"
Wait what?" Jaune momentarily stopped his struggling
"And look at her, she's covered in slime! He must have tried to abandon her with those horrid creatures in the planes! What a horrible father!" one of the women exclaimed, the other two looking away in disgust and fear
"And look! She even has his wife covered in slime too! Did he try to abandon both of them? What a horrid man!"
What?! I'm not married to this loser?!" Aqua exclaimed
"And this girl isn't my-!" before he could voice out his opinion however…
"please father! Let me stay with you! I know mommy didn't fulfill all of your desires today but-!" Jaune immediately put his hands on Megumin's mouth cutting off the rest of her sentence and replaced with a bunch of muffled noises
"I get it! I get it! I'll accept you into the party so please be quiet!"
~Konosuba~
"I've confirmed that you have completed your quest, thank you for your hard work" Luna gave Jaune his Adventurer card
"woah, I went up four levels just by defeating five frogs… Even by low level monster standards they give out a lot of experience"
"That's because the newer the adventurer is, the faster he or she will grow. Now then, adding up the sale of the giant frogs (They're actually toads but by the time I found that out I already posted the second chapter, so I said fuck it and kept it in) and your quest completion reward… Your total comes to 110,000 Eris, please verify the amount" with that said Jaune took the Eris and sat down in an empty table in the guild hall
110,000… Split into three people would be around 36,000 Eris each…We almost died for such a measly amount of money… And then there's Megumin, we managed to clear up the misunderstanding that I'm an abusive father and that Aqua was my wife…
But people still think I'm her father despite the fact that we look nothing alike! Even she started to embrace it as well by following me around in a way that screamed Hey! I'm just a little girl following my dad around so don't mind me…!
The bad part is she actually said that in the guild hall so any opportunities to ditch her are basically gone since everyone actually fell for it! The only good thing about this situation is that the other adventurers don't see me as the lowest scum of the universe.
"I happened to see your recruitment poster" Why am I not surprised by this…
"Are you still looking for party members?" Jaune turned around, and what he saw gave him a look of bliss! A tall, beautiful young woman who gives the appearance of a cool beauty. She has light blue eyes and straight, long blonde hair kept in a ponytail tied with a braid and red hair clips secured on both sides of her bangs. clad in armor with a small white wing attached to one of her shoulders. But the only thing Jaune could think at that very moment… Finally! Someone normal!
He'd cry if he could, but doing so in front of a potential party member will ruin his chances of recruiting her
"Yes! Yes, we are! But I wouldn't recommend it!" Shit! I didn't mean to say that!
"I see, thank goodness… I have anxiously awaited the arrival of someone such as yourself" Jaune listened to her and couldn't help but notice one thing, her breathing… It sounded, wrong. Very, Very wrong
"My. Name. Is… Darkness… And I'd like you to…. To… Grab my hair and make me your slut!" WHAT THE FU-
Jaune and Megumin: ~Konosuba~!
"So, let me get this straight Ms. Darkness… You came to us why exactly?" It took a few minutes for the both of them to calm down from the blonde crusader's sudden outburst (Jaune may have been traumatized… Don't question it)
"W-Well, I came here to join your p-party, if you accept that is!"
"Er… Well…" Darkness gripped Jaune's wrist making him flinch from the pressure
"Is it true that those two ladies were your family? And more importantly why were they covered in slime?"
"Oh, Uh… The blue haired one isn't my wife if that's what you mean, but the crimson demon is indeed my daughter" There was no use trying to say the truth, Megumin made sure to spread the news to every corner of the town so now they're officially recognized as the daddy-daughter adventurer duo (much to his dismay)
"They were covered in slime because they got swallowed by giant Frogs during our-"
"What?!" Why the hell is she panting for?! Is… Is she turned on?! What the hell is wrong with this woman?! I thought she was normal but right off the bat she showed her true colors! A masochist out of all things! If I let her into my party, then I'll have probably end up babysitting her too…
"A-Anyways, what was that about pulling your hair and…" Darkness perked up at this and let go of his wrist
"look, I'll be straight with you, I'm a masochist, I admit it, I touch it, I embrace it, scold me, abuse me, punch me, all that good stuff, hmm~!" Jaune could only gape at the crusader in front of him, unfortunately his mouth decided that it was done being quiet and officially cut its connection with his brain
"I see… There's one more question, what do you feel about the word… daddy" damn you mouth!
"Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well" Mistakes were made
Jaune: K-Konosuba…
Never in my life have I experienced something like that! The worst I've dealt with is Nora when she drinks coffee… But that, that was something else! At least I managed to slip away from that conversation… But that won't be the last time I see her, so I'll have to be prepared for my next encounter!
"Hup!" Jaune's thoughts came to a halt by Aqua's voice in the guild hall, he went in to investigate, and like always he just blankly stared at the water goddess's antics
"… At least she's using those party trick skills to good use" Jaune muttered to himself
"Thank you! Thank you all for being such a wonderful audience…! Oh, hey Jaune! What did you think of my newly acquired skill? Isn't it befitting for a goddess such as I?" As much as I hate to admit it, that party skill was actually cool *Shiver* Brr! Hopefully I'll never have to say that line again!
Aqua: Konosuba~!
"Obviously I can learn skills by using the skill points I've saved up, but how do you learn certain skills if your class doesn't have it?" Jaune asked Megumin the former was eyeing his adventurer card while the latter was eating some chicken and vegetables on the side
"That's simple, you just need someone to teach you the skill you want to use, after that the entry for said skill will appear on your card, if you use your points on that entry, then you'll finish learning it" Megumin explained with Jaune soaking it all in and processing all the information
"So theoretically, if I were to ask you, you'd be able to teach me explosion magic? Bad move Jaune
"Exactly! That's exactly right, Ja- No Father! If you truly want to learn explosion magic, then I'll teach you every aspect of it! Why waste those skill points when you can use them to learn the best magic there is! Come now father! Let us walk the path of explosions together!"
"I said theoretically! And for the last time I'm not your dad!" Jaune struggled to pry Megumin off him and took a quick breather before talking again
"Jeez, for a little girl you have a hellish grip" Jaune said as his arms did circular motions to soothe the pain on his shoulders
"L-little girl…" she turned back to her plate with an unreadable expression
"I'm a little girl" she muttered to herself as she kept eating silently
I wonder if I can find anyone willing to teach me a skill or two… Of course, they need to be versatile as well or else it would be useless…
"I've been looking for you" Jaune heard a female's voice behind him so he turned around to see who it was
Crap! I knew she was coming, but not this fast! (… I just realized what I did)
"You said that you needed to help your fellow party members on a quest, so you left early yesterday, luckily I managed to bump into you today" I tried to turn you down you idiot! How the hell did that not get through to you!
"Shall we continue… Our conversation from yesterday, I would once again like to join your par-" Darkness was cut off by Jaune who, with his deep voice, quickly shut her down
"I decline your offer!" He wasn't going to beat around the bush any longer, if being subtle didn't help then being harsh and direct will surely give her the hint, honestly, he didn't know he had it in him…
Darkness did not take the hint, instead she squealed in delight and hugged herself in elation
"Such a harsh tone!" She started panting, scaring Jaune stiff I the process, the same could be said for his Crocea Mors
"Come on Darkness, you're being way too pushy ya know" a girl patted Darkness's shoulder as she lightly chuckled, the girl in question has a light complexion and purple eyes. She has short, silver hair and a light purple ombre of a sort. Her hair is longer at the front of which she has two strands of hair framing her face with a piece of hair pointing out from her fringe. She wears earrings and has a small scar on her face. Her clothes also leave very little to the imagination, as she has very short jean shorts, a crop top that left her midriff exposed, a short green cape, a light blue scarf, black gloves, and brown boots with thigh high socks
"Um, who are you?" Jaune asked the silver haired girl
"I'm Chris, a thief, as you can see, and this girl is my friend of sorts" Chris cheerfully said
She actually seems like a competent and normal adventurer… No, I can't let my guard down just yet!
"You seem to be in need of a useful skill, so how about I hook you up with a thief skill?"
"Really?"
"Sure! It takes very few points to learn and they're all pretty good in multiple situations so it's a good value, how about it, if you act now I'll do it for the cost of a drink" Chris winked at Jaune
"That's pretty cheap! If a drink is what it takes, then I'm on board! Excuse me! One ice-cold drink for the lady over here" The Arc exclaimed happily
Megumin: Konosuba…
Jaune, Chris and Darkness made their way to one of the various neighborhoods of the town of beginnings to train Jaune, they found their destination in one of the many empty roads of the town of beginnings
"So, there are all sorts of thief skills like Enemy Detection and Lurk, but I recommend this one in particular, watch carefully and don't blink~!" Chris outstretched her right arm forward so Jaune braced himself for it
"I'm ready Chris!"
"Steal!" Chris gave a cheeky grin to the Arc, unfortunately Jaune couldn't see it since the light that came from her hand forced Jaune to cover his eyes for protection.
Once the light died down, Chris unclenched her fist to reveal a small brown pouch on the palm of her hand
"Hey! That's my coin pouch!" Jaune was in awe at such a skill, but a little terrified about the fate of his money
"This is the thief skill steal, if it's successful, you can take possession of your opponent's property, anyways that's how you use it" Chris walked to Jaune with the brown pouch in hand
"Such an amazing skill for such a cheap price…" Jaune muttered to himself as he went to grab the pouch, only for Chris to suddenly jerk her arm back
"I just got an idea, if you really want to put your new skill to the test, then try to steal back your pouch from me" Chris said as she pocketed Jaune's pouch away
"Aren't you overdoing it?" Darkness asked in the background
"He's an adventurer, isn't he? Doing these kinds of things is going to be a regular thing for him in the future" Chris replied
I knew something like this would happen, but I can't let her win just yet… on the plus side I'm actually interacting with other adventurers! Fine Ms. Chris, I'll take that wager and steal more than just my pouch back!
"You're on Chris!"
"Then it's settled, use your adventurer card and acquire the skill, the skills you learned from me should be displayed there" and just like the silver haired thief said, there was a list of all the thief skills she mentioned
"Enemy Detection – One point. Lurk – One point. Pilfer – One point…. Nature's beauty?" Darkness chimed in with her answer
"That's the party trick skill your ally used earlier'
I'm more surprised that it costs five points… There's no way I'm needing this
Jaune touched the name and it stopped glowing, signifying that it is not selected unlike the three thief skills which were highlighted in an orange-red color, he touched the portrait on the upper right which glowed green, immediately he started glowing white and he felt some changes inside his body, but other than that he felt the same, the weird thing was the sudden knowledge he gained from it, he somehow knew how to use the thief skills… It was surreal, but he couldn't dwell on it, not when his money was on the line
"Now those thief skills are officially yours… Now, come at me Jaune!" Chris gave the universal bring it sign as she stood with a relaxed stance, not really worried about the situation she was in
"Fine by me! Don't start crying once I successfully steal from you!" Jaune dramatically stretched his right arm, ready to use his newly acquired steal skill
"Well, to make things interesting how about this, if you successfully steal this magic dagger then you get to keep it, the same goes with your pouch, if you fail however…" Chris crouched and picked up a handful of pebbles in each hand
"Then you'll just get these for your troubles, so you better be careful!"
The hell! I should have seen this coming! Hell, her class was thief to make things even more obvious! No, this isn't like Remnant… I'll have to play dirty if I want to survive in this world
"If you want it that way… Steal!" Jaune clenched his fist making it produce the blinding light from earlier, unbeknownst to him he got something… More personal as proven by Chris's blushing and her dropping the pebbles in her hands
What? I'm pretty sure I went for my Pouch… So, what did I…
Jaune stretched both his arms upwards as he viewed the cloth he had obtained from Chris…
Holy crap… This is… A miracle from the heavens!
Now, Jaune is no pervert, but in this instance, this is his way of coping with the madness of this crazy world, whether it will be permanent, it is up to his mental conditions (in other words it'll be permanent)
"G-give me back my panties!" Chris cried out as she had one hand on her crotch area
"Hahaha! An eye for an eye! You steal my money and in return I steal something equally as precious!" Jaune laughed maniacally as he ran around in circles with Chris's panties, swinging it around like a madman, in a way…. In that exact moment his Logical side slipped up and in doing so, let his deeply repressed perverted and stupid side take over and cause havoc… Poor boy, he never made it….
"Wh-What a savage act, it appears my assumptions weren't wrong!" Darkness exclaimed with a heavy blush on her face
Jaune: KONOSUBA~!
"Where were you Jaune? You missed a lot of my dazzling tricks, wait what's with her?" Aqua asked as she pointed at a crying Chris, ignoring the fact that Darkness was panting and had a heavy blush on her cheeks
"You see-" Before he could explain, Darkness beat him to the punch
"She's just depressed because, when she taught Jaune some of her thief skills, her panties were stripped off, then all the money she had was taken" And with her blushing, it somehow made the situation feel worse
"What the hell are you saying?!" Jaune's face turned pale as Chris started to talk in between her sobbing
"He said giving back his coin pouch wouldn't be enough, so I said I'd pay any price if he'd return my panties... But then he told me to decide what they were worth on my own!" At this point Aqua and Megumin were inching themselves back as Chris continued with her explanation
"H-Hey! I didn't say that at all! I said I'd give it back if you gave my pouch in return, you were the one who told me to decide the worth of your panties!" His fear was slowly turning into anger, sure he did steal her panties and swung them around while she was watching and crying the whole time, but he was fine giving them back! All he wanted was his money back! Unfortunately, no one seemed to believe him
"He said if I didn't, they'd be revered within his family as an heirloom from now on" My family will murder me if that ever happened!
"Hold on a sec! Seriously the women are looking at me with those cold glares! It doesn't help that the men are giving me the thumbs up either! So, hold it!" Tch, don't play innocent! I saw that you stuck out your tongue… It seems I'll have to get a little payback later…
"A-Anyways… Dad, were you able to learn the thief skills without any trouble?" Thank you Megumin!
"Of course! Here, I'll even give a demonstration… Steal!" Luckily Jaune didn't steal Megumin's panties, instead he managed to steal her hat
"Pretty neat isn't it?"
"Amazing…! With that skill you can easily steal more alcohol for me!" Aqua exclaimed excitedly
"Like hell I'm doing that!"
"Yes, a very powerful tool indeed… Now can I have my hat back?" Jaune put the hat gently on top its rightful place, Megumin's head
"Be that as it may… I cannot allow a savage such as yourself to roam free! You must let me join your party!" Darkness stretched her arms outwards as id to emphasize her point
"Don't you have something better to do?" and Darkness has once again been turned on
And I thought everyone back in Remnant was weird… I was completely wrong
"Hey, Jaune. Isn't this that person you mentioned to us, the one who came for an interview while Megumin and I were in the bath yesterday?"
Darkness: K-Konosuba~
"Hey! This lady Is a crusader! There shouldn't be any reason to not recruit her!" Megumin and Aqua started discussing among themselves leaving Jaune to his own thoughts
Shit, I didn't want both of them to meet Darkness… But it seems that it's too late for that… And then there's the fact that I still need to plan my revenge on Chris… Well, I might as well put that card into play… But, considering how Darkness is… No, I still have to try.
"Darkness" Jaune called out, which got her attention immediately
"There's something I have to tell you. The thing is… Aqua and I may not look much, but we fully intend to slay the Devil King" said Jaune in his deep voice (At this point he just treats it as a passive skill)
"Really?"
"Oh?"
"You do?"
"Yeah, awesome isn't it?" Aqua had a proud smirk, it took all of Jaune's willpower to not just smack her right then and there
"Anyway, our adventure is bound to become very dangerous and may even lead us to our deaths, you're a crusader, right? A female one at that, if the Devil King were to catch you… You'll definitely suffer a horrible fate!' Jaune's hopes of talking Darkness out of joining his party were in vain.
"Yes, that's exactly right. Since old times, suffering an erotic fate at the hands of the Devil King has always been the duty and expectation of a female knight… That alone makes it worthwhile to go!
"…What?" The Arc had a face that screamed no! But of course, no one got the hint
"Huh? Did I say something strange?" How the hell am I supposed to get rid of her! Damnit! First Megumin and now Darkness!
"If that's the case… My name is Megumin! I am a user of the finest magic crimson demons possess, and I command explosion magic! The Devil King fancies himself superior to us and dares to call himself the "strongest"! I shall retaliate by eliminating him with our strongest of Magics!"
… Nope, can't get rid of both of them now that they're really hyped up for it… I should have just gone to heaven…
"Jaune, Jaune…" Aqua tugged on Jaune's sleeve
"What is it Aqua?"
"I've kind of gotten cold feet now that I've heard all this, isn't there an easier way?" Aqua whispered
"Oi, you're the one who should be the most hyped of all, if we don't beat the Devil King then your stuck here forever!" Jaune muttered back, before Aqua could respond, however…
"Emergency quest! Emergency quest" Luna's voice echoed true the Guild hall and presumably the town as well, evident by the speakers adorned at the top of the adventurers' guild building
"H-Hey! What's happening?" he stood up in a moment of panic, that he himself didn't register yet
"All adventurers, please gather at the front gate at once! I repeat: all adventurers, please gather at the front gate at once!" Once the announcement came to its end everyone in the town began to panic and immediately scrambled indoors, merchants hurriedly ran away with their carts into a safe space, kids were crying, but it was drowned out by the numerous adventurers who rushed to the front gates as instructed
Woah! If everyone is going out there, then that must mean something big is coming! Keep it together Jaune! You've fought Grimm before, so this shouldn't be too different
Once they reached the front gates, the adventurers quickly readied themselves for battle, Jaune also took his battle position but dropped it after a few seconds, Why?
"Why are there so many cabbages flying?! Wait, why are they flying?!"
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AN: Damn, took my sweet ass time with this one, didn't I? Anyways, I'm going to ask a very serious question regarding this story. Should there be a Remnant Arc? I'd really like to hear your opinions on this matter
