Chapter 5. ok so maybe a bonus chapter would be dumb. instead I'll just put it directly into the story. Sorry for the delay but there was no way i could keep up with that two chapters a day thing. sorry.

also no. I'm not going to put any movies in here.


The scene faded back into color. The straw hats now found themselves in a bar full of ruffians.

"Oy look we're on Jaya now." stated Zoro, as he remembered what this scene was going to be about.

"Oh right, this is when you let that guy with only a 55 million beri bounty beat you guys to a plup! You know how embarrassing that was for me?" Nami yelled, still angry about the whole incident.

"He wasn't worth fighting! Plus didn't Luffy beat him up later?" Zoro responded, hoping that they would be able to see that.

Nami didn't respond. She was also excited to see Bellamy's ass handed to him. But first she and Zoro had to suffer through this scene. The other straw hats watched as Bellamy smashed Luffy's head through the window. Knowing that even though he wasn't worth fighting, there is such thing as self defense.

When the scene finally faded back to white, Nami was completely pissed. She felt better after the next scene. It was short and sweet. The crew watched as Bellamy bounced all around Luffy, then ended up with an imprint of Luffy's fist on his face. One punch K.O.

"Ouch. That had to hurt." Usopp said, he could feel his cheek tingling after watching it.

"YES! Take that you jerk!" Nami was spinning around. Finally content with that as her revenge.

"Glad to know we don't have a captain who lets people walk all over him." Franky commented. Zoro took a quick glance at Usopp.

The crew was then standing of the Merry Go heading out into a storm.

"Uh... why is the ship dressed like a chicken? Yohohoho!" Brook wondered out loud.

"Because, we're headed to Skypiea!" said Sanji

"He knows that, but why a chicken?" retorted Franky

"Because Merry's going to fly!" Usopp said excitedly

"Chcikens don't fly, the wings will help us ride the knock up stream." stated Robin. Usopp turned away and pouted.

Franky and Brook watched the insanity as the Merry Go rose into the clouds, and came out in a white sea of clouds.

"This is where we got the dials, and the waver. Before Franky wreaked it." Nami said

"I made it better." Franky responded, wondering why she was still mad.

The crew watched as they learned about the island in the sky. The scene changed again. They were now watching Luffy, Usopp and Sanji on the milky road.

"Aw man! I hated this part!" complained Sanji. Hoping that it would skip over the part where they almost got their asses kicked by a dumpling.

"Ya you guys got blown up by the cloud dragon!" remembers Usopp.

"You're no better, you got beat up by a chorus of shitty birds!"

"You saw that?" Usopp responded.

"So this is where you guys were when we were at the alter?" Chopper asked, remembering the terrifying experience.

"Ya but we had to face a priest!" commented Usopp.

"What ever lets just get this shitty scene over with." Sanji retorted. hopping his precious Nami-swan and Robin-chwan won't laugh.

"Huh. He is a dumpling." commented Zoro as he watched them face the mantra user for the first time.

The scene changed again. The crew was now standing on soil watching as they set up a campsite.

"Oy what's this? I though you guys were in the sky?" asked Franky, now rather confused.

"Just watch! I'm about to explain it." Nami said as she waited to see her brilliance.

Brook and Franky were fascinated by the story about how the city of gold rose into the sky.

"Yohohoho! The Rumbar pirates didn't take this route, but that would sure have been a great adventure." commented Brook

"Oh so this was where all that money came from!" commented Franky

"You SEE why were so pissed when YOU STOLE IT?" Nami added

"Hey it went towards the Sunny so what's the problem? Also... why are you guys dancing with wolves?" Franky responded.

"Because we're camping!" Usopp answered.

"Uh that doesn't answer the question..." Franky began to say. Then he realized there probably wasn't a better answer.

The scene shifted and they crew was now watching Luffy fight Wiper.

"So Luffy fought that Wiper guy." commented Sanji

"At this moment you and Usopp are being killed by Enel so no comments!" Nami retorted

"Huh so this is what happened to him after that snake chased us." Zoro remembered.

"That fine tempered snake?" chuckled Usopp. Sanji and Zoro both kicked Usopp.

"You and that damn tone dial!" Zoro said.

"Come to think of it I found Luffy inside that snake..." Nami remembered. Just as she said that he got eaten.

The scene faded back to white.

"Our captain is and idiot. Do you guys want to know the reason why that snake was rampaging? IT WAS LUFFYS FAULT." Nami said.

"I can see that happening." Zoro stated.

The scene began to fill with color. What the crew saw was Luffy staring at Enel.

"Like we said when Luffy decides to kick ass. Ass gets kicked." Nami said.

"You're telling me that he beat up God?" Franky asked.

"Yes." Nami said proudly.

"But how'd he beat the li...ght...ing... that bastard is made of rubber isn't he?" Zoro said remembering his defeat at Enel's hands. "Why the hell wasn't he there when we were fighting?"

"Snake." Nami replied

"Our captains an idiot. This next scene will just make us look bad." Zoro stated, now kind of depressed.

"That gives him one huge advantage." commented Usopp

"HAHA! Look at that bastards face! His lighting is useless!" Sanji said, laughing at the surprised look on Enel's face as his lighting proves ineffective.

The crew minus Franky and Brook felt satisfaction from watching Enel getting beat up.

The scene then changed to the Merry getting pushed off sky island and floating down into the sea on an octopus.

"Heh, no wonder you guys weren't fazed by some of the weird crap that we did, because you've been through even weirder crap." Commented Franky

"Just wait until you see whats next! The brave Usopp-sama infiltrates a marine base! haha!" Usopp commented.

"Usopp I think Enies Lobby was a bigger base..." commented Chopper

"And Luffy had also been to Impel Down and Marine Ford in addition to Enies Lobby and the hedgehog stronghold." Sanji added. Ussop was silenced.

The octopus deflated.

The scene changed to Sanji chasing down Luffy inside the Navarone marine base.

"And this is what I had to deal with." Sanji mentioned

"Zoro and I got captured." Usopp replied

"Because of Nami!" Zoro retorted

"It wasn't my fault you fell off a building!" Nami responded

"Because you threw my swords!" Zoro yelled.

"Alright everyone calm DOWN!" Franky pleaded

"Fine." Zoro said, and with that everyone went back to the 'movie'.

They watched Luffy meet the Vice-Admiral and destroy a bridge.

"You guys were a lot louder at Enies Lobby." Franky commented.

"Well we weren't trying to rescue anyone here..." Nami stated as she smiled at Robin. Robin chuckled and smiled back.

Brook still completely clueless just stood there and pretended to understand the conversation.

"What will be next?" Chopper asked.

"I guess the Davy Back Fight with split head." Usopp responded

"You guys said you knew about them, but you actually fought in one?!" Franky asked, throughly surprised.

"It was all a big game to those cheaters." Sanji replied as he lit a new cigarette

"Oy oy Sanji, can you smoke in Luffy's head?!" Usopp asked

"I guess so." Sanji answered as he blew a puff

"Mr. Curly Brow can smoke but I can't even draw my swords?"

"Eh what was that muscle head?" Sanji retorted

"Not again, Shut up you two!" Nami yelled

"Yes! Nami-san" Sanji stood at attention. Zoro just grunted and turned away.

The scene became colorful and they stood on Foxy's ship.

"Yohohoho Luffy-san nice hair!" Brook commented.

"Again with that damn afro whats so special about it?!" Nami asked. Usopp, Sanji, Chopper and Brook gasped.

"Never doubt the power of the afro!" Sanji replied.

"Indeed the afro is strong, I use its powers wisely." Brook said

"WHAT POWERS?!" Nami yelled.

"She'll never understand." Usopp said as the four noded their heads in agreement. Zoro did a face palm.

The crew watched as Luffy fought Foxy, and kept running into his traps. Eventually Luffy won and the scene changed.

"So that explains the explosions." Robin commented

"Yeah I was wondering what those were..." Usopp responded.

The smiles disappeared from Sanji and Zoro. They stood with an angry yet upset look on their faces staring at something behind Usopp, they were clenching their fists. Robin let a shadow cover her eyes. Nami and Chopper turned to see and the smile left their faces too. Brook and Franky were still clueless but assumed that this was a bad memory for them. Usopp finally turned around and he saw the next scene. It was coming almost in slow motion towards them, Aokiji had just turned Robin to ice.


TA-DA. sorry it took so long, I've been lazy...Please review! Also tell me if you want me to do the Oceans Dream and Foxy's Return arcs, I'm planning on skipping them. I'm also plan on redoing the Alabasta (DONE) and Luffy's childhood parts instead of a bonus chapter, also a very nice reviewer pointed out some good details in the beginning arcs that i missed so i will probably go back and put those in. Also if you have any suggestions for any upcoming (or past) arcs that would be AWESOME! I'll try to get the next chapter out faster too... Thanx! XD