WARNING: This chapter may be too weird for anyone who doesn't have a mild level of insanity. You've been warned.
Hey Skye the dragon slayer here! I'm back with a new chapter. This chapter is going to be weird. Also last chapter you found out Sunbeam is a magical ninja. She really is. I kid you not.
I don't own bleach. But I do own a copy of Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword.
Now on with the insanity! MUHAHAHAHAHHA!
My POV
I drink espresso. I put a large amount of milk in it and less coffee, so I don't go on a caffeine high. Well Shiro didn't know that and put way more coffee than he should have. Now he is on a caffeine high and it's scary. Oh god Lucy is getting up and she is going to kill me. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! Well life, it was nice knowing you. I regret nothing! Ok I regret not getting my license or kissing a boy, but after that I regret nothing.
"What is going on here?" Lucy shouted while looking at me for the answer.
"Well… I kinda maybe gave Shiro some coffee and I forgot it was espresso and he is on a caffeine high…. Please don't kill me!" I squeaked.
"God your such an idiot sometimes. I can't kill you. I would miss ya later." Lucy said while face palming.
"I guess we'll just have to wait the caffeine out." Lucy said.
Then a weird portally vortex thing appeared, and out popped baby Nel, Orihime, and Muramasa. Yep life hates me.
"Oh it's dah fluffy." I said while looking at Muramasa.
"Where are we?" Orihime asked.
"My house."Lucy said.
"I live here too." I said.
My phone then rang I picked it up and it was Maggie.
"I have reasons to believe that our life is a fanfiction." Maggie said.
"What? Did you get into the drunk fog again? There is no way that this is a fanfiction." I said utterly confuzled. I then hung up. That was then when I realized that Stark had somehow been asleep for the entire time he has been here. I wonder where Lilinette was because she knew how to wake him up. Oh well. I then realized that Luce had locked Muramasa in a closet. Shiro in his caffeine high had somehow glued Grimmjow to the ceiling without all of us noticing.
"How did you do that?" I asked looking at Grimmjow who was still swearing his head off about being on the ceiling.
"Better question how did he do that without any of us noticing?" Luce asked.
"Coffee." Shiro said with an insane smile.
'Shiro looks kinda sexy when he smiles like that.' I thought randomly. 'Holy sh*ting skittles what's wrong with my brain. God that… that was just wrong. Stupid brain. Stupid brain.' I thought.
"Hey where is Aizen?" Luce asked all of the sudden.
"Drowning in the toilet." I said happily.
"And how did he get in the toilet?" Luce asked looking at me suspiciously.
"I….don't….know?"I said trying to get the blame off me.
Ulquiorra then got up and walked to the bathroom and got Aizen out of the toilet.
"Aw Ulquiorra why ya have to ruin my fun?" I asked.
"Hey how are we supposed to get Grimmjow off the ceiling?" Luce asked.
"Um wait till the glue starts to wear off and let him fall." I suggested.
Then everyone stared at me and I gave them a 'what?' look while Luce sighed.
"Never mind I'll go get the nail polish remover and a ladder." I said.
We managed after a while to get Grimmjow off the ceiling.
So after a few hours of caffeine high, Shiro finally crashed. Now to clean up the damage he did. Ulquiorra was in the fridge. Stark had a mustache and monocle drawn on his face (He was still asleep). Aizen was back in the toilet only this time right side up. Gin was stuck in the sleeper sofa. Szayel was passed out on the ceiling fan. Grimmjow and Ichigo were duck taped together to the wall, and the entire house looked like a rainbow exploded. Somehow Nel, Tia, and Orihime escaped the entire mess.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~few minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shiro ended up with a caffeine hangover. I didn't even know that was possible.
"This mess is your fault so you'll take care of the consequences."Lucy said in the 'if you do not comply you will die' (Hey that rhymed) tone.
"You'll deal with Shiro with his hangover, and I'll do the rest." Luce said.
'Why does she get the easy job?' I whined in my head.
"Woman my head hurts." Shiro complained.
"Good for you." I said not caring.
"Doooo something about it." Shiro whined.
"Do I look like a miracle worker to you? It's a caffeine hangover you idiot. It will go away, so till then suck it up." I said annoyed.
"Skye, you will do something about his hangover, and you'll be nice about it." Lucy said in a warning tone.
"A-a-aye!" I said with fear.
I then dragged him by one leg up the stairs into my room so he can sleep.
I then got him some water and stayed to make sure he didn't need anything, or face Lucy's wrath. (Truly the worst way to die.)
Lucy's POV
I managed with Orihime's help to clean up the house all with baby Nel sleeping in my arms. I got Ulquiorra out of the fridge and got him a blanket. Aizen out of the toilet and tossed him onto some towels. I grabbed a book and threw it at Szayel and watched him hit the floor on his back. I got Gin out of the couch and cracked his back. I took out my katana, stared at the fear on Grimm and Ichi's faces, smirked and cut them off the wall and let them fall face first onto the floor. I then made my katana magically disappear. Now all the only one left was Stark. I decided to wake Stark up, and fill him in on the events that had happened while he was asleep. (He slept through everything that happened in the last two days.)
So I decided to try to wake him up the way they do it in the anime. So I jumped in the air, back-flipped, and my feet landed on his balls. All without waking baby Nel up. But it definitely woke Stark up. I quickly filled him in and told him to wash the marker off his face. He then mumbled ok and fell back asleep. He still had the marker on his face, so I sighed and had Orihime get it off. Tia just stood in shock of how little time it took me to get the house back the way it was. Now to go check on Shiro and Skye. I walked up to Skye asleep in a chair with her head on the bed and Shiro fast asleep. Soooooo cute! I let a small smile appear before wiping it away and going downstairs again.
Shiro's POV
I woke up to see Skye asleep next to me.
"Shiro" She mumbled in her sleep.
'She's dreaming about me?' I thought surprised. 'She looks cute when she's asleep. Like a little angel. Wait! What? Ok what is this weird feeling in my chest it makes me feel warm. I must still have a hangover, defiantly the hangover. Or I'm still dreaming, yeah. I'm going back to sleep.' I thought.
My POV
I woke up to the smell of bacon cooking. Turns out Lucy cooked it for me.
Bacon is very good. The funny thing was that everyone else got soup and Grimmjow kept trying to steal my bacon so I flipped him. No one steals my bacon and lives. Ok Luce could, but she's my sister so I can't kill her and she is way stronger than me.
I then was forced to take a bowl of soup to Shiro. He was asleep when I got there so I decided to be evil.
"WAKE UP!" I shouted into his ear.
"AHH! I'm up!" Shiro shouted.
"I brought you some soup." I said.
"So you woke me up to bring me soup?" Shiro said annoyed.
"Yep!" I said happily with a cheery smile on my face.
Shiro just stared at me like I was insane.
"Well enjoy the soup. You can come downstairs when you want. Bye!" I said happily. I went back downstairs and started watching tv.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Few Hours~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shiro came downstairs finally. And everybody was mad.
"I'm going to kill you!" Ichigo shouted.
And after a few hours of beating Shiro to a bloody pulp they decided to forgive Shiro. Well actually Lucy told them he has had enough and to forgive him. Grimmjow argued and Luce punched him in the face knocking him out cold.
Then another portally vortex thing appeared. The portal threw Byakuya on top of Lucy. Oh dear he's going to die…. I hope he lives cause I don't want to deal with a dead body. Do you know how hard they are to hide? Well I don't, but it probably isn't easy.So how'd ya like the chapter? Please review. Reviews=more chapters faster.
All flames will be used to make my evil robot army and take over the world and destroy the fourth wall and take over anime. MUHAHAHAHA *cough**cough*
I had fun writing this chapter. I got to use my full randomness and insanity.
So review follow fav.
So when I was writing the effects of the Shiro's caffeine high I forgot Szayel. Sunbeam kept telling me I forgot someone and for the life of us we couldn't remember. We even went through a checklist, and we completely forgot him. Then half way through the chapter she suddenly yells we forgot Szayel!
Peace!
