Hey Skye the Dragon Slayer here! School started so sorry for not updating. Also if I don't update for awhile it's because I didn't give Sunbeam the last two Oreos… and we got in a fight and she is being a jerk so I'm out of a beta reader for awhile till she calms down.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or Slender. If I owned Slender I would have to deal with the Slenderman. *shudder*

My POV

Then a random vortex thingy appeared and Lucy flying kicked Muramasa into the portal and out popped Arturo. Yay? I don't know if that was any better than Muramasa being here. Grimmjow and Arturo immediately began to have a glaring contest. Everyone then walked into the room.

"Hey everyone there are now two Grimmjows." I said. Ichigo then dropped to his knees screaming NOOOOOOOO! Ulquiorra looked like he wanted to do that too. Everyone else had a look of terror on their face even Arturo and Grimmjow. Arturo then reached for his zanpakuto, but he grabbed nothing but air. DUN DUN DAH!

"Where is my zanpakuto worms?" Arturo hissed. By then everyone noticed their zanpakuto was missing.

"Looking for these?" Lucy said with a smirk holding out everyone's' zanpakuto.

"Only I am allowed to have sharp and pointy objects!" Lucy cackled. Then everyone lunged for their zanpakuto she jumped into the air and did a back flip making everyone's zanpakuto disappear.

"And I am allowed too." I said smirking.

"There is very good reason why you can't have sharp objects. I do not and I repeat do not want to clean up this house if you get into a sword fight! Am I clear?" Lucy snarled.

"Y-y-es ma'am." They stuttered.

"Worm I can beat you with or without my sword." Arturo said not knowing the full power Lucy possessed. She then threw her katana to me. She had to even the odds some way. She maybe be scary but she does believe in a fair fight. I was swinging her katana around not really using any of my sword skills making everyone near me run away from me in terror.

"Be good!" Lucy yelled.

"Bring it pretty boy." She said with an evil smirk. A few minutes later Arturo was beaten to a bloody pulp.

"Told ya you don't pick a fight with Luce." I said.

"Skye you never said that." Luce said.

"Ohhh ya, I said that to everyone else." I said.

"Orihime heal him." Luce said while walking out of the room. After Arturo was healed we just sat around and I was bored.

"I'm bored." I said for the ten millionth time.

"Good for you." Luce said.

"Do something about it." I whined.

"You can go outside and climb trees or something." Luce said.

"Ok! To the trees!" I yelled while running to the sliding door. CRASH!

"OW!" I yelled.

"You walked into the door." Luce said.

"Maybe… Ok I did." I said. Lucy just face palmed.

"Can I have an icepack or something?" I said.

"No." Aizen said in a weirdly girly whiney voice.

"No one asked you butterfly" I said.

"Yes." Lucy said while giving it to me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I was playing Slender.

'Just two more pages. Oh God that's Slenderman isn't it?' I thought just before letting out an ear piercing scream. Everyone came running.

"Why the f*ck are you screaming woman?" Grimm asked.

"It was nothing." I said slightly embarrassed.

"Were you playing Slender? Lucy asked suspiciously.

"Maybe." I said very suspiciously.

"What is Slender?" Gin asked.

"I'm glad you asked." I said.

"Slender is a video game for the computer were you are in the woods with no one around, a flashlight with limited battery power, trying to collect the eight pages all well trying to avoid the Slenderman. Oh and it is also based off of the Slenderman Creepypasta." I said

"What is a Creepypasta and Slenderman?" Gin asked.

"Well a Creepypasta is like an urban legend started on the Internet. The term Creepypasta comes from a username Mr. Creepypasta who had one of the first reported stories and people just started calling them that. Slenderman is a Creepypasta that goes something like if you see him he kidnaps you and does horrible things to you and you're never seen again. The Slenderman himself looks like a tall like over 6-feet man who is very slender. He is pale, and has no face and wears a suit and has tentacles." I said.

"Like Nnoitra." Grimmjow said bluntly.

"Yes except he has no face." I said.

"Ok?" Gin said.

Somehow we ended watching various youtubers play Slender, and we were all jumpy and everyone had screamed. Aizen screams like a little girl it was hilarious. Then the power went out.

"AHHHHHH!" I screamed randomly and of course everyone jumped.

"Oh god I'm stuck in a sh*ttypasta!" I screamed. Nel then disappeared in a poof and reappeared in adult form.

"Well that was random." I said while most of the guys in the room got nosebleeds except for Ulquiorra who was just too awesome for that. Lucy then got clothes for her.

"I'm going out on a date. Don't burn anything down." Lucy said leaving. Byakuya and Szayel had a jealous look for just a second… I must be seeing things because Byakuya is just too, I don't know, just too not like that, and Szayel is well, too Szayel.

"Don't leave me alone with them!" I said.

"Hey! I take offense to that!" Ichigo and Grimm said at the same time.

"Stop copying me!" They said together.

"No you stop!" They said together again.

"Shut up you idiots!" Lucy said while banging their heads together and walking out the door…. And the power was still out. 'Why the heck wasn't the generator turning on? I would go look but the first one out of the house is the first one to die and you know what it isn't going to be me… it's probably going to be a minor character like Stark. Speaking of Stark he was still asleep. To wake Stark up or not to? Nah lets Ensign Jones (red shirting) him. Then he shall die first and not me MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH.' I thought.

"Ok let's stay in a group because in every horror and dead teenager movie I've ever watched or heard of they all die because they split up and they see the creepy mass murderer and decide we should chase after him then run screaming into the woods or into the old house and they catch them and dismembers them horribly." I said.

"Humans have weird movies." Grimmjow said.

"Yes because we have weird people to think up those ideas. But seriously no splitting up not even for a second or you shall die." I said.

"Hey where's Stark?" I said noticing he was no longer on the couch where he was sleeping.

"Stark is no longer here." We all saw a disembodied voice say. You're probably wondering how we saw a disembodied voice but you know what this one was visible and disembodied. Just don't ask. Really I don't know.

"Hey Mr. Disembodied Voice where did Stark go?" I said.

"I have a name you know." The disembodied voice said.

"What is it?" I asked.

"Mr. George the Disembodied Voice." It said.

"That's too long so I'm shortening it to the voice." I said.

"You know what it doesn't matter your all going to be going there soon." It said.

"Where's there?" I asked.

"There!" It said while disappearing.

"Ok that was weird." I said.

We then stayed in a group and wandered around my house until we all got separated and I was stuck with Shiro and Arturo. I'm sure my house wasn't this big and had this many rooms and I've lived here for like 5 years! I think I would have noticed them if they were there. We walked into a room and the door slammed shut with a huge bang which scared me. In response a grabbed Arturo's arm. This caused him to go bright red. Shiro looked like he wanted to murder someone… well even more than usual. I then began to sob into Arturo's sleeve.

"Hey stop crying it's stupid!" Shiro said.

"It's stupid?! Were stuck here! We'll probably die here! And you know what! Who knows when someone will find us!?" I screamed.

"God you're so dramatic Lucy will find us when she comes back." Arturo said.

"Really?" I said.

"Of course, now stop crying." Arturo said.

"Ok." I said letting go of his arm to dry my tears.

"We should do something to pass the time until Lucy finds us." I said.

"Like what?" Shiro said.

"Well really don't know anything about each other. I'll go first. My name is Skye I'm 15 years old. I play the double bass in my school orchestra. (AN: I really do play the double bass) And I'm terrified of spiders." I said.

"Wait, you're scared of spiders." Shiro said while laughing.

"It isn't funny!" I said.

"I beg to differ." Shiro said.

Arturo was about to tell us about himself when we heard a scream echo through the house. I was scared and grabbed onto the nearest person who happened to be Shiro.

"W-w-what was that?" I said barely above a whisper.

"I think that was Szayel. " Shiro said.

"Well why did he scream?" I asked.

"Probably his makeup smudged." Arturo said.

"Well what if the voice got him like Stark." I said.

"Hey we'll make sure the voice doesn't get us." Shiro said in his own weird way trying to comfort me.

"Ok, but I'm going to hold you to that." I said.

I started to doze off still holding onto Shiro.

Skye's Dream

(AN: *Troll Face* that is next chapter.)

Back to the real world

"Skye wake up!" I heard Shiro say.

"Wake up Skye!" I heard Arturo yell.

"The voice, it's coming." Shiro said.

I was up in an instant.

"I'm scared." I said.

"And you should be." The voice said.

"Are you ready to go THERE?" The voice said while laughing manically.

"No!" I said.

"Well, that makes it all the more fun… For me!" The voice said while teleporting everyone in the room to the… office? Why was everyone including Lucy there eating jelly donuts?

"Did you like my prank?" Lucy said.

"Wait! That was a prank? God you're an a**hole!" I yelled.

"I know." Lucy said with a smug smile.

And so concludes another chapter of why are bleach characters in our living room? If you liked the chapter review fav and follow they make me update faster.

Peace out!