Chapter 7: Road Trip Fighting.
"A fucking El Camino." Rose laughed as she looked out the window of the passenger seat. Stephanie was crushed between Rose and Jason in the middle seat and was wishing she wasnt wearing the revealing top as the confined area kept making her having to pull the shirt up to hide her cleavage.
"You wanna fucking walk?" Jason shot back. "I can pull over and you two can walk your happy asses to Gorge City!"
"Oh shut up." Stephanie leaned her head back and sighed. "Both of you please just shut up."
"Fuck you!" Jason and Rose said at same time.
"You two wanna sit next to each other?" Stephanie asked as she, again, pulled her shirt up.
"Seriously just let them hang out if its that much of a fucking bother." Jason teased. "Its not like anyone in this car hasnt seen a pair of big ti..."
A black Sadan cut off the trio and came to sudden stop causing Jason slam on the breaks and spin to a stop next to the Sadan. The driver of the Sadan was wearing all black and smiled a vicious smile towards them.
"Friend of yours?" Jason asked as the driver got out of the car. They were wearing a baggy three piece suit and pulled a long red dome from the seat and pulled it over their head so their face was completely hidden.
"No." Rose and Stephanie said at the same time.
"Good." Jason angrily opened the door to the El Camino and cracked his neck as he tossed his jacket over the hood of the car and walked in just his black shirt and blue jeans.
"Shouldnt we help him?" Stephanie asked as the driver of the Sadan pulled a tire iron from behind their back and started twirling it like a baton and skip towards Jason.
"Who?" Rose asked sitting back in her seat.
"Jason!" Stephanie nearly screamed as Jason and the driver walked around each other.
"Jason?" Rose laughed hard and stared confused at Stephanie. "You really have no idea who he is."
Jason stopped and stared over the person recognizing the outfit. "Red Hood?" The person behind the helmet nodded. "Not original at all are you? Plus," Jason's eyes narrowed, "That name doesnt sit well with me."
Jason ran over to Hood and knocked the tire iron from their grasp and spun to the side grabbing the person by the back of the collar and throwing them through the air towards the Sadan. The driver crashed helmet covered head first through the windshield. Jason was on them in a second pulling them from the car and ramming his fist into the body of the driver over and over again.
With every punch Jason felt the padding under the clothes and halted long enough for the Red Hood to fall to the ground gasping in pain. The gasp were weak and soft. Jason grabbed the helmet and flung it away revealing long black and red hair tied in pony tails. A beautiful woman wearing clown make up smiled up at Jason before flipping onto her hands and jumping up into the air rotating just enough to drive both feet into Jason's face knocking him backwards before flipping in the air backwards and landing on her feet.
"What the flying Grayson fuck?" Jason rolled through the impact and stared at the female clown in bewilderment.
"Hiya stud!" The girl giggled removing the suit to reveal a skin tight red and black leotard with diamonds over her shoulders and legs. "Red Hood was just a way to get ya'll's attention. I'm not really into hiding all these looks to be honest." She cackled loudly. "My names Harley Quinn. And I'm pretty sure you lot," Points over Jason and the girls still in the El Camino, "Arent aloud to leave my Party City with out my say so!"
"Oh lovely." Jason rolled his eyes. "The clown has a groupy."
"Hey!" Harley angrily stomped and pulled a massive gun from her back. "Dont talk about my Mistah J like that!"
"Fuck you," Jason smiled and ran forward as Harley started shooting. Jason dodged and ducked around each bullet and started punching at Harley. Harley dodged each punch and threw a few of her own to which Jason dodged just as easy. Jason grabbed Harley's pig tail causing her to scream, "And fuck your 'Mistah J'!" Jason never letting Harley's pig tail go spun around and drove his knee into Harley's face knocking her back against the Sadan again.
Rose stepped from the El Camino and walked to Jason's side. Jason was standing there breathing heavy as he looked down at the red dome the woman had been wearing over her face. She could see Jason's eyes filled with hatred and rage as he looked down over the slick red surface of the dome.
"Jason." Rose whispered and touched his arm. Jason looked over her slightly before lifting his foot up over the dome and stomped down shattering the helmet.
"Sorry." Jason looked at Rose, his eyes their normal carefree yet cocky attitude. "Bad side comes out when I think of," Jason looked over his shoulder at Harley Quinn as she moved slightly, "Clowns."
Harley Quinn giggled loudly and moved to lay flat on her stomach, not easy considering her bust. She continued to giggle as she reached under the Sadan and pulled out a long wooden pole.
"Not into pole dancing clowns," Jason smirked as he walked over to the still giggling mad woman, "Time to get answers Juggalette."
"Whoop," Harley turned swinging the wooden handle connected to a giant mallet over her shoulder causing Jason to freeze and his eyes widen, "WHOOP!" Harley screamed as the mallet crashed into Jason's midsection sending him flying back and crash landing to the ground making him slide to a halt right before the El Camino.
"The fuck?" Rose asked backing away from Harley while pulling her knife from her boot. "Who carries a giant mallet under a Sadan?"
"Knock knock cyclops!" Harley swung at Rose who jumped back avoiding each swing. "Who's there?" Harley asked as she continued to swing and strike at Rose who kept back jumping eventually landing next to the now kneeling Jason. "Two dead cunts!" Harley Quinn jumped into the air and swung her mallet down upon the two.
"Oh shit!" Jason dropped back on the hood and brought his feet up straight and caught the massive mallet with his feet mid swing, and pushed with all of his strength sending the mallet and Harley Quinn flying backwards in mid air.
"AAAAAAHH!" Harley screamed as she went flying through her Sadan.
Jason rolled off the hood of the El Camino and checked for any dents or scratches. "Oooh baby please be ok please be ok! I'm so sorry baby!" Jason kissed his car sighing in relief.
"Are you fucking kidding me right now?" Stephanie asked peaking her head out of the car with a terrified expression. "Its a car man! I'm fine by the way!"
"I am fine too, yeah." Rose said placing her knife back into her boot strap. "I get that kind of attention now?"
"Or me?" Stephanie asked her eyebrows lifting up curiously.
"Fuck you both," Jason said as he looked over at Harley Quinn who was working her way to her feet again, "That is one tough clown bitch."
"She called us cunts!" Rose scowled over Harley. "I'm slicing that bitch's throat!"
"No we need answers." Jason said as he held Rose back. "We need to figure out why she's after us."
"Fine." Rose pushed Jason's arm away and watched Harley Quinn shake her pain away and laugh. "God she's as crazy the male one."
"That's not good trust me." Jason reached into the back of his car and pulled out a hunting knife from his duffel bag. "Ready?"
"Let's kick the clown's ass." Rose said flipping her hair out of her one eye.
Jason and Rose ran forward as Harley grabbed the mallet again and started skipping forwards.
"One slam!" Harley shouted as she swung at Jason.
Jason rolled out of the way and flipped the knife to his other hand.
"Two slam!" Harley shouted again, this time swinging at Rose.
Rose back flipped through the air and landed on top of the mallet pushing down with her legs. The mallet crashed to the ground and lifted the little curvy clown holding it off of the ground herself.
"Hey not fair! Not fair!" Harley screamed kicking her feet as Jason leaped into the air and slammed the but of his knife into Harley's head knocking her out.
Harley Quinn was screaming and rocking back and forth against the chair she was tied too. Jason had his hands over his ears as Stephanie sat across the room on the floor playing with her phone. Rose was sitting across from Harley in her own chair.
"Shut her up!" Jason shouted causing Harley to bark at him.
"You wanted her alive." Rose shouted over Harley's barking.
Jason stepped in front of Harley and shoved tape over her mouth silencing the deranged clown girlfriend. Harley continued to shout through the tape and stare daggers into the trio before her.
"Who is this?" Rose asked confused.
"Doctor Harleen Quinzell." Jason laughed as he crouched before Harley. "She's youngest graduate of Gotham Univerisity in Psychology in the past twenty years. Her first job was Arkham Asylum. She vanished about 4 months ago after coming under investigation for involvment in Joker's last escape."
"Case closed on that one." Rose laughed. "She's fallen in love with the mad man."
"She's definitely dangerous." Jason turned back towards Harley. "I'm gonna take the tape off now. You keep screaming, I swear to fucking god, I will not only tape these lips shut," Jason taped her tape covered mouth, "But your, well, OTHER, pair of lips as well." Jason smiled big and raised his eyebrows before looking down at Harley's waist.
Harley's eyes grew huge as she looked down too and then 'HMMMMPH'ed loudly before sitting back in her chair and nodded her head. Jason smiled even bigger and removed the tape from over Harley's mouth.
"You're a kinky bastard." Harley stuck her tongue out. "But keep dreaming hood rat! I'm Mistah J's Harley! Only he can rev me up! Got it! So no funny games!"
"Thought clowns liked funny games." Rose smiled and leaned forward. "Why the attack bitch?"
"Bitch?" Harley leaned forward as far as she could towards Rose. "Who you calling bitch you cunt!"
"Ok ladies," Jason stood between the two, "As much as I would love to watch busty clown girl and the woman who puts ASS in assassin fight and tear each other's clothes off," Jason shut up and thought about it for a minute, "I cant let it happen at this time cause I have to get back on the road! So Harley? Please answer my friend so we can get the fuck out of here."
"Hmp!" Harley sat back again and turned her head away. "It was a way to make some cash so I could bust Mistah J out of Arkham again!"
"We have a bounty on our heads great." Rose shook her head. "Dad must be desperate. He wont start war himself but he'll get us dead one way or another."
"I can handle your father." Jason reassured Rose. "As for you," Jason flicked Harley's ear hard causing her to yelp in pain, "You really think that piece of shit gives two fucks about you?" Harley was about to scream. "No just shut the fuck up!" Jason said stopping Harley's out burst. "I get it. I read your file. Your boyfriend died cause of an experiment you tried. You feel lost with out someone. But you're putting your feelings from your true love to the first guy who you thought was right. I know you were fascinated by him before but trust me," Jason got in Harley's face, "He's nothing but a danger to society. You wanna end up his pawn? He'll abuse you use you and throw you out. Then go out pick you up just to do it all over again!
"You want to be just some thing?" Jason continued. "You want to be some asshole's toy? You? The youngest graduate in Gotham Univeristy in the past two decades? The woman who turned down a spot on the Olympic Gymnastics's team to stay in school and finish her work? I dont think you do! If my words help get it through your head before its to late then good! But if you go back to him, you're asking for whatever hell he puts you through." Jason stood up and undid Harley's chains leaving her staring off into space, Jason's words echoing through her head.
Rose stood up and Stephanie held her arms over herself as Jason turned towards the door. Rose and Stephanie followed behind him.
"We've got ground to make up for come on." Jason never turned around.
