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Just so you know the rookies will be wearing the clothes they wore in Shippuden unless I say otherwise and Sasuke will be wearing the black outfit he wore in the Chunin Exams.

Chapter 2: Teams and Meeting the Son

Naruto is currently sitting in the Academy waiting for Iruka-sensei to show up and divide them into teams. Naruto appeared to be calm as he sat in his seat but on the inside he was trying his hardest not to explode. The reasons for this being that one, he hated the Academy since they taught nonsense most of the time and didn't really focus on things that could help them be ninjas. Two, the noise the fangirls were making as they fawned over Sasuke Uchiha and Menma Namikaze. And three, Kiba Inuzuka kept hitting on his daughter Hinata when she clearly had no interest in him (no one seemed to notice the rabbit she had sitting on her desk in front of her). If it wasn't for the fact that Kiba's mother Tsume was nice to Mito and his sister Hanna was friends with Yugao he would have neutered Kiba by now….he still might.

Looking at Kiba Naruto couldn't help but shake his head. The kid had great potential to be a Taijutsu Master and a great tracker along with his dog partner Akamaru, but he was too obsessed with proving that he was an Alpha male and mating with who he felt was an Alpha female A.K.A Hinata. Naruto didn't want Kiba anywhere near Hinata for the simple fact that Kiba was a horn dog, he knew Kiba had already slept with a couple of civilian girls that he only considered stepping stones to bedding Hinata. Naruto would kill Kiba and the entire human race, only saving those he liked, before he let that happen.

The Inuzuka Clan as a whole was actually in trouble because of Kiba's actions. It was a bad idea to sleep with a girl and then dump them after you were done in the first place, it was even worse when you're the Clan Heir as your actions reflect on the clan. Because of Kiba's actions a lot of male Inuzuka Clan members were finding it hard to get dates or just to get women outside the clan to talk to them, which was bad since the Inuzuka Clan was one of the few clans that believed in marrying outside of the clan in order to bring in new blood. Also teams with Inuzuka males were given less missions that involved being around women, which were a lot. The Inuzuka females were unaffected by this since Tsume set an example of what Inuzuka females were like, which meant if you messed with one in the wrong way you were up shit creek without a paddle.

Naruto often wondered why Tsume didn't just make Hanna Clan Heir but he later found out that the heir would be the oldest male child the Clan Head had if they had more than one child. While Tsume could make Hanna the Clan Heiress she knew it would greatly hurt Kiba if he lost his title and she wasn't willing to hurt her own son like that. Naruto knew that Tsume only had three options; she could a) make Hanna the heiress, b) whip Kiba into shape so he stops starting fires of trouble faster than she could put them out, or c) allow Kiba to continue as he is and drag the clan's name down with him.

Turning his sights from Kiba, Naruto looked at Sasuke and couldn't help but frown deeply at him. In Naruto's opinion Sasuke was the definition of a spoiled child. Sasuke used to be a pretty nice child before his brother Itachi killed everyone in the clan expect Sasuke, their mother Mikoto, and the children. Mikoto survived because she was out visiting Kushina that night and the children survived because of Naruto hiding them with a Genjutsu that even the Sharingan couldn't break.

Ever since that night Sasuke has been a little brooding prick that was obsessed with killing Itachi. He seemed to completely ignore that he still had his loving mother and the other Uchiha children around. Hell his mother had even offered to train him since she was a rather powerful kunoichi before she retired, but he refused and decided to train on his own. It also didn't help that most of the Civilian Council kissed the ground Sasuke walked on, making him think he was Kami's gift to the world and he was owed everything he wanted.

Then came Menma, an arrogant child that just knew he had the power and skill to back it up. Being trained by both Minato and Jiraiya, plus looking like a younger version of Minato, has given Menma an ego that was as large as Sasuke's. Even though Menma chose to stay with Minato he at least still respected Kushina for her Kunoichi skills. He also didn't bother much with Naruto and Mito, he was civil with them some of the time but other than that you could barely tell they were related.

Speaking of Mito, Naruto turned to his right and look at his younger twin. Mito looked like a younger Kushina with violet eyes, fair skin, long red hair kept in a ponytail, an athletic but feminine build, large D-cup breasts, a slim waist, a large bubble butt, and long legs. For clothes she wore black high heel sandals, black knee length tights, and a tight long sleeved top and showed off her midriff. Her Konoha headband was tied around her forehead and around her neck was dark violet prayer beads with a silver medallion that had the image of a rabbit on one side and a wolf on the other, the symbol of her religion, she was currently bored out of her mind. Naruto couldn't help but smirk in amusement at that, Mito never did like being still for long periods of time.

Mito and Kushina were actually the only beings besides his mates and children that knew who he was, mostly, he told them that he was a God and that he was married to multiple women. Naruto told them when his body turned 14 and he got mixed reactions, Kushina was deeply shocked that her child wasn't technically her child but was in fact the God that the whole Uzumaki Clan had worshiped. In the end she told him she didn't care and he was still her baby boy and just because he was her God didn't mean she would let him do whatever he wanted. Naruto had laughed at that but couldn't help but feel touched at her declaration. Being a God that was around before everything Naruto never knew what it was like to have a mother, he decided to let her continue to be his mother as he liked the feeling of having one.

Mito on the other hand was crushed that he wasn't her brother, she greatly admired him and wanted to be just like him. That changed though when Naruto told her that he would still see her as a little sister since just like not having a mother he didn't really have any siblings either. Mito's feelings changed over time though and while she still treated Naruto as her brother she had also grown a crush on him. Naruto knew of her feelings of course but decided not to say anything, he'd wait until she decided to tell him herself.

A few more minutes passed and Iruka finally came into the classroom though he annoyed the fuck out of Naruto when he started a long and boring speech about how he was proud of them and how this was the start of their ninja life. Sasuke got Rookie of the Year and Sakura Haruno got Kunoichi of the Year. Naruto could have easily got Sasuke's title but simply didn't want it, hell he could rule the world right now but he decided to do things slowly rather than instantly.

"Alright for teams we have Team 1 with-" said Iruka. Naruto decided to tune out Iruka since he could tell that Teams 1-6 would be teams that wouldn't have anyone of interest on them, he did pay attention though when Iruka got to Team 7. "Team 7, by order of Hokage-sama, will be Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Menma Namikaze. Your sensei will be Kakashi Hatake. Team 8 will be Shino Aburame, Kiba Inuzuka, and Hinata Hyuga. Your sensei will be Kurenai Yuhi. Team 9 is still in circulation from last year. Team 10 will be Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akimichi, and Shikamaru Nara. Your sensei will Asuma Sarutobi. And finally, the first ever three man cell, Team 11 will be Naruto Uzumaki and Mito Uzumaki. Your sensei will be Anko Mitarashi." said Iruka.

The reactions to the teams were very different for each team. For Team 7 Sasuke just continued to brood, Menma was glad that he got a strong sensei but irritated as he knew Kakashi was going to be late, and Sakura was off in fantasy land with thoughts of being double teamed by both Sasuke and Menma. Seeing Sakura's nosebleed Naruto couldn't help but shake his head, he saw a great deal of potential in Sakura but she wasted it fawning over the reincarnations of his grandsons Indra and Asura. Yeah he knew about Indra and Asura reincarnating and he was greatly disappointed in them. He felt that after they died the first time that they would learn to work together instead of fighting against each other, but of course they just continued to fight. Now that he was here though he would make sure they stopped fighting.

For Team 8 Shino showed no emotion about his teammates, Hinata showed a neutral face but was fuming on the inside about being on the same team as Kiba, and Kiba was extra happy about being on the same team as Hinata plus someone he knew wouldn't be any competition for him for Hinata's feelings. Naruto was of course unhappy with the fact that his daughter would have to be around Kiba until she either became a Chunin or he killed Kiba, he put his money on him killing Kiba first. Not that he didn't believe in his daughter's skills, he just really didn't like Kiba being anywhere near his daughter.

For Team 10 Ino was fine with her teammates since they were friends for their whole lives but was upset at not being on a team with Sasuke or Menma, Shikamaru seemed to not care, and Choji just kept eating his chips.

For Team 11 Mito couldn't be happier since she was on a team with her brother as this meant she could get much stronger by learning from him as well as their sensei while continuing to learn from their mom. Naruto was also happy with his team as he greatly enjoyed his sister's company and she was a hard worker.

It only took about an hour for the senseis to come and pick up their students though Kakashi wasn't with them. Before any of them could call for their team something broke through the window and landed in front of the class. It turn out to be a woman with lightly tanned skin, purple hair done in a spiky fan ponytail, pupil less brown eyes, a slim but athletic build, large D-cup breasts, and firm ass. For clothes she wore a mesh bodysuit with nothing underneath, an orange mini skirt, silver shin guards, black sandals, a snake fang necklace, her headband around her forehead, and an open tan trench coat. Behind the woman was a banner that said "The Sexy and Single Anko-sama!".

"Alright brats if still don't understand from the banner then I'm the sexy and single Anko-sama and I'm here for my team, so Team 11 stand up!" said Anko. At that Naruto and Mito stood up and Anko got a good look at them before nodding her head. "Hey Nai-chan you mind if I do introductions with you since I only have two Genin?" asked Anko.

"Not at all Anko. Team 8 you're with me." said Kurenai. Kurenai was a rather beautiful woman with fair skin, long untamed black hair that reached her upper back, unique red eyes that had an additional ring in them, a slim build, and D-cup breasts with only a little bit of makeup consisting of purple eyeshadow and red lipstick. For clothes she wore a red mesh armor blouse with only the right sleeve visible, over that is a broad material that resembles bandages with a pattern that looks like rose thorns, her hands and upper thighs are wrapped in bandages, her headband in on her forehead, and she wears regular sandals.

With that Team 8 and Team 11 went with Kurenai and Anko to Kurenai's favorite tea house, though they had a little trouble getting service since Naruto and Mito was there but a small amount of killing intent from Naruto fixed that. Mostly because a small amount to Naruto was a life threatening amount to a normal person and while Kurenai and Anko felt him do it they didn't say anything since they felt he was in the right.

"Alright brats let's get down to business and do introductions, Nai-chan and I will go first to show you how it's done." said Anko. Naruto sweatdropped at the fact that they believed that they didn't know how to introduce themselves but let it go as just a human thing, though Mito sweatdropped to when she noticed this and the fact that Kiba nodded along with it. "I'll go first. My name is Anko Mitarashi; I like dango, snakes, my friends, training, and torturing people. My dislikes are traitors, rapists, those who take my dango, fangirls, and my former sensei. My hobbies include torturing people at T&I, eating dango, hanging out with my friends, leaving men with blue balls, and drinking sake. My dream for the future is to kill my former sensei." said Anko with a sadistic smirk. Naruto briefly wondered if Jashin had a child she didn't tell him about but threw that thought away as his mates told him everything.

"My name is Kurenai Yuhi; I like my friends, tea, roses, and Genjutsu. My dislikes are perverts, rapists, fangirls, people who look down on serious kunoichi, and a certain book series. My hobbies include hanging out with my friends, reading my favorite book series "Ninja of my Heart" and punishing perverts. My dreams for the future are to show the world that Genjutsu is an art that shouldn't be looked down on, meet the author of my favorite book series, see my team become successful in their ninja career, and to have a family." said Kurenai.

"Alright with us out of the way we'll start with my team since I only have two, you go first Snow Top." said Anko.

"Fine, my name is Naruto Uzumaki. I like my family, my friends, nature, ramen, dumplings, training, and writing books. My dislikes are rapists, child abusers, war, people who disturb my peace, and people who disrespect my family and try to harm my sister. My hobbies include relaxing in nature, writing my books series, training, hanging out with my friends and family, and I've been known to play music every now and then. My dreams for the future are to live in peace with a large family." said Naruto.

"Wait what book series do you write?" asked Anko.

"I'm actually the writer of "Ninja of my Heart" so I guess one of Kurenai-sensei's dreams came true. I'm actually surprised you didn't recognize my name Kurenai-sensei since my name is on the back of each book." said Naruto. Naruto had started writing "Ninja of my Heart" after he heard Jiraiya bragging about his own book, he had taken a look at Jiraiya's book and found that it was nothing but smut, sure the story was good but it was still smut. So Naruto decided to write his own book and right now it was doing much better than Makeout Paradise, the reason being that Naruto made it so that you actually cared about the characters and their story. There was sex in the story but instead of mindless fucking it was intense, passionate love making, in Naruto's opinion a good sex scene didn't just give you a nosebleed but also a boner that lasted even after the scene was over. It also helped that you didn't put sex in every chapter that way it had build up.

Kurenai quickly took out her copy of his third book and looked on the back and saw that his name was in the bottom right corner of the book. Kurenai's eyes sparkled at finally meeting her favorite author but decided to hold back her excitement until after introductions were done, then she could asked the questions she always wanted to ask. Although she didn't show it, Anko was excited too since she also loved the book. She didn't say so earlier because she always teased Kurenai for always being in the book, needless to say she was extremely happy to be teaching her favorite author.

"Well anyway let's continue with introductions, you're up Red." said Anko.

"My name is Mito Uzumaki. I like my family, my friends, ramen, training, and reading. My dislikes are perverts, rapists, and any villager that can't get past their hatred. My hobbies include hanging out with my brother and mother, training, reading, and learning about the Uzumaki. My dream is to become a great kunoichi and marry the man of my dreams." said Mito

"Very good you two now it's my team's turn why don't you start us off Hinata." said Kurenai.

Hinata glanced over to her father with a blush on her cheeks. Naruto simply nodded to her with an encouraging smile. Seeing this Hinata took a deep breath to calm herself down and reminded herself that she always had her father's approval no matter what.

"My name is Hinata….Hyuga." said Hinata though she hated saying Hyuga as she really wanted to say her real name. "I like my family, my friends, flower pressing, cinnamon buns, and Foo Foo Cuddlypoops." said Hinata as she held up her bunny. "I dislike the Caged Bird Seal of the Hyuga Clan, the Hyuga Elders, perverts, rapists, people who make fun of my eyes, and boys that won't leave me alone." said Hinata as she looked right at Kiba when she said the last part. No one seemed to notice Naruto stiffen when she said people made fun of her eyes. He didn't know anyone made fun of her eyes, who made fun of her eyes, he would turn them inside out and then make fun of their insides! "My hobbies include flower pressing, reading, training, spending time with my little sister, playing with Foo Foo Cuddlypoops, and spending time with my family. My dreams for the future is to become a strong kunoichi and to find a boy my father will approve of." said Hinata.

"Very good Hinata, you're next Kiba." said Kurenai while trying not to cuddle Foo Foo Cuddlypoops. He just looked so adorable.

"Yahoo, I'm Kiba Inuzuka and this is my partner Akamaru! I like dogs, my clan, girls and women (girls being 13-17, women being 18+), and Hinata-chan. I dislike animal abusers, Sasuke, Menma, Naruto, and anyone who flirts with Hinata-chan. My hobbies include training, playing with Akamaru, and doing….other activities. My dreams for the future are to become a great Clan head and to marry Hinata-chan." said Kiba.

Naruto was slightly shaking in rage as it took everything in his power to not kill Kiba right then and there. Kurenai was shaking to as she just realized that she had a pervert on her team, sure just about everyone knew about Kiba sleeping around but the fact the he called it one of his hobbies really pissed her off.

"I'm not marrying you Kiba." said Hinata in cold and stern voice that reminded Naruto so much of her mother. On the outside Hinata appeared calm, cool, and collected but on the inside she was a raging inferno of anger that she was desperately trying to keep contained. "THAT STUPID MUT, HOW DARE HE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT OUTLOUD AND IN FRONT OF MY FATHER NO LESS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED IN MY LIFE!" Hinata raged in her mind.

"Moving on, it's your turn Shino." said Kurenai.

"My name is Shino Aburame. I like bugs, my clan, and tea. I dislike those who kill bugs for no reason, insect repellent, and those that mistreat my clan. My hobbies include reading, studying bugs, and learning more about my clan. My dream for the future is to be a good clan head." said Shino.

"Well now that that's out of the way I can tell you that you all are not officially Genin as the academy was just to see who was good enough to take the real Genin test. Though Naruto and Mito since there are only two of you and you're siblings I'm not even going to bother with the test." said Anko.

"Ahh man, well in that case you wanna go out Hina-" Kiba never got to finish as he was kicked in the face by Foo Foo Cuddlypoops and sent crashing into the street outside the tea shop. This surprised everyone except Naruto and Hinata; Naruto wasn't surprised because the rabbit was born specifically to keep idiots like Kiba away from his daughter and Hinata wasn't surprised because she saw the rabbit do the same thing to Hiashi this morning when he saw the bunny and tried to take it away.

"Anyway, Team 8 meet at training ground 8 at 7 A.M sharp, dismissed." said Kurenai after getting out of her shock and before she and Anko disappeared. With that the group split up and went home with only Mito and Naruto going in the same direction. While walking home Naruto decided it was time he talked to his son face to face and that it was time that he and Mito started to work together.

UZUMAKI HOUSE

Since they no longer lived in the Namikaze Mansion, the Uzumakis now lived in a nice two story house with three bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a game room, and a pool in the backyard. Walking into the house Mito and Naruto saw their mother sitting on the couch reading a book while wearing her normal attire.

"Hey kids, how was your day?" asked Kushina with a motherly smile on her face.

"It was fine Mom, Naruto and I are on the same team." said Mito as she sat on her mother's right side.

"We also don't have to take the secret test since our sensei could tell that Mito and I wouldn't have any problems working together." said Naruto as he sat on the left.

"Well that's good to hear I didn't spend all that time training you two together for them to separate you two." said Kushina. Naruto nodded at this and while he didn't need training he did enjoy learning new things, plus it would be suspicious if a completely untrained child could suddenly crush villages by just unleashing his chakra.

"Mom, I think it's time Mito talked with the Kyuubi." said Naruto though he disliked using his son's title rather than his actual name, he thought it would be worth it to see the look on Kushina's and Mito's face when they learn that the Biju were his children.

"WHAT! WHY!?" asked Kushina terrified at the idea of her daughter being anywhere near the Kyuubi.

"Because having Mito and the Kyuubi working together rather than against each other and it will also make it so Mito doesn't use the Kyuubi's chakra while she angry and can't control herself." said Naruto. Seeing that Kushina wasn't convinced he sweetened the deal. "If you'd like you can come along with me and Mito into her mindscape." said Naruto. Kushina took a deep breath before nodding her head in agreement. Mito didn't say anything because she trusted Naruto knew what he was doing, she knew Kushina believed in Naruto too but as a mother it was in her nature to worry about her children.

"Good, now then Mito I need you to lift your shirt and show me the seal, Mom I need you to make a reinforced Shadow Clone to watch over us and to explain things should anyone come and check up on us." said Naruto. Mito blushed but lifted her up so it was just under her breasts and started to channel chakra so that her seal showed; Kushina created a reinforced Shadow Clone.

Naruto sat crossed legged in front of Mito and placed his hand on her seal while Kushina sat behind him and placed her hand on his shoulder. He closed his eyes and channeled his chakra.

MITO'S MINDSCAPE

When Naruto opened his eyes he, Mito, and Kushina were in Mito's mindscape. Mito's mindscape took the form of a large forest with lush green grass, a few mountains in the distance, a large lake, and dark clouds in the gray sky. Naruto knew that the clouds and sky showed Mito's negative feelings towards the village since despite Naruto's and Kushina's best efforts Mito still did get affected by the villagers treatment of her. Walking deeper into Mito's mindscape they soon came across giant cage doors with a paper seal sitting in the middle, suddenly a large red eye with a black slit pupil opened up in the darkness behind the gate and glared at them.

"So my jailor has finally decided to visit me, and would look at this she's also brought my former jailor and her brother. To what I owe the displeasure of having you in my presence?" asked Kurama with rage clear in his voice. Then the cage lit up and showed him in all his glory.

"Oh my, you really have grown haven't you my son." Naruto thought to himself though he did notice that Kurama didn't seem to recognize him, most likely because he looked so young.

"Look Kyuubi, the only reason I'm here at all is because my brother had the idea that it would be better if we worked together rather than against each other." said Mito.

"And Why should I care what your stupid brother thinks, he's just some worthless human with a name he doesn't deserve." said Kurama with a growl. He really didn't like that some human had the same name as his father.

"Now you listen here bea-" Mito didn't finish because Naruto placed his hand on shoulder to stop her from finishing.

"My you sure have grown over the years. It's good to see you again, Kurama." said Naruto with a small smile. Kushina and Mito didn't understand what Naruto was talking about but Kurama was shocked and enraged.

"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME!?" yelled Kurama.

"Isn't it obvious Kurama, I know your name because…" Naruto's body started glow before he completely changed into his true form, which still towered over Kurama. "I'm the one that named you." said Naruto. Kushina and Mito stared in awe as they finally saw their son/brother/god in his true form.

"F-FATHER!" shouted Kurama in surprise.

"Hello my son, before we continue this talk let's get rid of this seal as I don't like seeing you caged." said Naruto before he swiped one of his tails at the gate and completely destroyed it. "Stay put Kurama." said Naruto as he noticed Kurama getting ready to leap at Mito and Kushina. Kurama immediately sat still and didn't dare to move, he still remembered the punishments he and his siblings used to get when they disobeyed their mother and father.

"Father what is going on?" asked Kurama.

"W-we would Like to know that as well Naruto-kun." said Kushina in a nervous voice.

"It's simply Kurama, I'm here to visit my son and release him from his prison. I also felt you would work well with Mito here." said Naruto. "Also Kushina, Mito, this is my son Kurama." Naruto explained to the two.

"YOU HAVE A SON!" shouted Kushina in surprise.

"Not just a son but I have many children. Why are you so surprised, I told you and Mito that I was a God and that I was married to multiple women. Did you really think I went all these centuries without having children?" asked Naruto. Kushina just rubbed the back of her head sheepishly.

"Wait, if the Kyuubi is your son does that mean that the rest of the Biju are your children as well?" asked Mito.

"That is correct, they are all my precious children with Kura-chan here being the oldest of the 9." said Naruto.

"FATHER, I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU TO CALL ME THAT!" yelled Kurama, if it wasn't for his fur already being a dark color everyone would be able to see that his face was a bright red.

"No you're not, just because you're bigger doesn't mean you're not still my little Kura-chan." said Naruto.

"Father!" whined Kurama while Kushina and Mito were silently laughing at him.

"Wait, Brother do you have any human looking children?" asked Mito.

"I do, if fact most of them are either the same age as you or older with only a few being younger." said Naruto.

"Really, who are they and how is that possible?" asked Kushina forgetting that this is a God she is talking about, nothing is impossible.

"I'm a God Mom, I can be in multiple places at once so while you were changing my diaper an older version of me was out taking care of my children. It's an ability I used often when I was a baby since I didn't want to worry you with your newborn suddenly disappearing on you for long periods of time. I'm also all knowing but I don't use that power often since I like surprises, I let Kami be the all knowing one in the relationship." said Naruto smirking at Kushina's sheepish face. She should have known it was something like that. "As for who they are well I guess I can tell you the ones here in Konoha. You already know Kura-chan here, there is also your former student Yugao-chan, then there is Hinata-chan, and my youngest right now is Hanabi-chan." said Naruto.

Mito was shocked that she'd been going to school and was friends with her brother's daughter all this time and didn't know it. Though thinking about it now it all made since, Hinata was a very nice and sweet girl but when you angered her she was like a force of nature that wouldn't be stopped until she wanted to stop. She was drop dead gorgeous with a body that most grown women would kill their own mother to have, not to mention she carried herself like she was divine royalty. Mito at first thought it was because she was a Hyuga but now it made sense, Hinata Hyuga was the daughter of a God so she was divine royalty. Hell everything about her screamed that she was divine now that Mito thought about it, even her voice which was soft and gentle carried a shit ton of raw power behind it.

Kushina on the other hand looked like her brain just exploded. Kurama she could understand even Yugao since not many knew anything about her family, most believe that her parents were ninja that died in war. But Kushina knew Hinata's and Hanabi's mother personally, hell she was there when both girls were BORN so how was Naruto the father!?

"Wait, wait, wait! How is that possible, I was there for when those two were born and I know Hitomi didn't cheat on Hiashi so unless you God beamed your sperm into her how are you the father?" asked a frantic Kushina. This actually got Naruto to chuckle as he actually could do something like but chose not to, it felt WAY better to make babies the old fashioned way.

"Well I guess I could tell you. Do you wish to hear the story as well Kurama?" asked Naruto before asking his son the question.

"Actually yes, you may have told me of my little sisters, but you never actually explained how they came to be. I at first thought you had just adopted them into the family until now." said Kurama.

"And you accepted them like they were blood related anyway and for that I'm proud of you Kurama." said Naruto with a small that Kurama returned. "If I'm going to tell this story I better go get your mother so she can see you again and make sure I don't leave anything important out." said Naruto before disappeared from the mindscape.

Once Naruto was gone an awkward silence overtook the ones that were left. Desperate to break the silence and stop the awkwardness Kushina decided to ask a question.

"So since you're Naruto's son does that make me your grandma?" asked Kushina.

"No, just because my father accepts you as his mother does not mean you have any relation to me or the rest of my siblings." said Kurama with a sneer.

"What's with the attitude, can't we just get along?" asked Kushina.

"I think you're forgetting that for years you had me chained to a moon with stakes going through my tails, joints, and stomach. As far as I'm concerned you have a lot to make up for before we can get along, you are nothing like Mito." said Kurama.

"What do you mean she's nothing like me?" asked Mito.

"Not you child, I meant the woman you're named after. Mito Uzumaki Senju was actually a good friend of mine when I was sealed in her, I was free to move around as I pleased, I could see and hear through her senses, and she would talk to me almost everyday; it saddened me when she died but at least she said goodbye. When I was transferred to your mother I knew she wouldn't be the same as Mito but hoped to have at least a good relationship with her, instead I got treated like a feral animal that needed to be restrained and ignored unless she needed my chakra for some reason." said Kurama.

Kushina wanted to say something to this but she couldn't, she had done everything that Kurama said she did and now she was panicking a bit since she treated the son of her God in such a shameful way. The only plus side she saw was that she could at least make up for her past actions.

"What about me, how do you feel about me?" asked Mito.

"Neutral as of right now, sure you may have caged me and ignored me but that's just because you didn't know you could talk to me, though don't think I didn't catch that beast comment you would have made if Father hadn't stopped you." said Kurama with narrowed eyes as Mito sheepishly rubbed the back of her head.

At that point Naruto returned with Kaguya sitting on his head. Kushina and Mito were in awe of Kaguya's beauty and the power that radiated from her. Mito noticed the similarities between Kaguya and Hinata, not just in the eyes but also in how they carried themselves. After Naruto laid down on his belly Kaguya stepped down from his head and walked up to Kurama. Kurma shrunk down in size until he was about an inch shorter than Kaguya and with that done Kaguya hugged Kurama around his neck and Kurama nuzzled into his mother.

"I missed you my son." said Kaguya in a loving motherly.

"I missed you to Mother." said Kurama before he pulled back from the hug.

"My little Kura-chan has grown so much over the years." said Kaguya with a smile.

"MOTHER PLEASE NOT YOU TOO!" whined Kurama.

"Oh hush, as your parents we're allowed to call you cute pet names. Now your father tells me he's about to tell you how Hinata and Hanabi were born so everyone get comfortable as it's a rather long and complicated story." said Kaguya.

When that everyone got comfortable with kurama laying on his stomach while Kushina and Mito sat next to each other. Naruto changed into his human adult form, which made Mito and Kushina blush at how handsome he looked, before sitting against a tree with Kaguya sitting on his lap and snuggling into his arms.

"You know before Hinata was born I was surprised Kaguya-hime here even wanted more kids after having Kura-chan and the others." said Naruto with Kurama still grumbling about being called Kura-chan.

"It's not like I didn't want more children I just didn't want to have 9 children at the same time again. You have no idea how hard and painful it is to push out 9 kids, especially 9 Biju sized kids!" said Kaguya.

Kushina paled at this, sure she loved all of her children, even Menma, and would gladly give birth to them again if given the but even she had to admit that the process was horrible. She only had to do it three times but Kaguya had to do it nine times, kushina couldn't imagine the levels of dedication and love it would take for her to push out six more kids. Hell after she had Menma she had cursed out the doctor for telling her that Naruto was coming and after that she had to have another doctor come help her because she punched out the first one for telling her that Mito was coming. There was no telling how much of the hospital staff she would have gone through if she had to push out six more children.

"Right sorry Dear. Anyway one night Kaguya and I were just relaxing in our little house but she looked so beautiful to me and I just had to have her, so after a rather intense make-out session we ripped off each other's clothes off, I bent her over the table, and shoved my…" said Naruto before Kurama interrupted.

"FATHER I THINK YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART!!" yelled Kurama in horror at the images assaulting his mind. It was bad enough when his mother and father had given him and his sibling "The Talk", he didn't need the image of them doing it in his mind. Kushina and Mito were both blushing bright red from the images they were drawing up with Mito even having a little nosebleed. Kaguya however smiled as she remember that night with her husband, it was a night full of passion and love that made her toes curl, her throat sore from screaming, and her stomach full. Not to mention she wasn't able to walk the next day.

"Fine, fine I'll skip the juicy part any way after that night…." said Naruto


Well that's chapter 2 everyone I hope you enjoyed it. Hahahahaha, I hope you didn't really think I was going to tell you how Hinata and Hanabi were born yet. Hey you put down that chair, I'll tell you in the next chapter just be cool. Now I'm unable to decide if I want Kushina paired with Naruto or Kurama later so I've put up a poll on my profile for you guys to vote on it, I'll keep the poll up until I write chapter 3 which could take a about a month so you have till then to vote. I will though be accepting votes done by review or PM as well so guests feel free to vote through reviews.

Harem

Kaguya, Jashin, Amaterasu, Yami, Kami, Matatabi, Kokuo, Saiken, Mei, Tsunade, Tsume, Kurenai, Anko, Samui, Mito (OC), Fu. There are more but they will be revealed later.

Daughters

Matatabi, Kokuo, Saiken, Chomei, Yugao, Hinata, Hanabi. More to be revealed later.

Sons

Kurama, Gyuki, Son Goku, Isobu, Shukaku, Hagoromo, Hamura. More to be revealed later.

That's all for this story for now don't forget to Fav., Follow, and Review. I'd also like to thank all of my readers for their support you are all Awesome. As always listen for when the Dragon Roars!