A double update yay! And if any part of this sounds a bit weird please tell me...


I fell onto the ground with a crash and made an impression in it.

God, I've got to work on my landing…

I stood up and brushed myself off and took a look at my surroundings.

I was standing in front of an ominous black castle. I could hear the snarls of demons and the cries of those who broke their promise to Satan. I gulped and started towards the castle. When I walked inside there was a demon siting at a desk. She peered up at me behind her wireframe glasses.

"Hello, welcome to Hell. Do you have an appointment with our evil king Satan?" she said in a bored voice.

Wait… what? You're supposed to make an appointment?

"I take it you didn't by the look on your face." She said in the same bored voice.

I stepped up to her and whispered. "Um, I'm here to make a deal with Satan…"

"So is everyone else here idiot." She said to me as if I truly am an idiot.

I sighed, then got an idea. "Okay, I'll just take my idiotic angel arse back to Heaven…" I turned around to leave (and show off my wings).

She instantly perked up. "Well, I could squeeze you in as the next appointment…"

Grinning to myself, I pulled the grin off my features and turned around. "You'd do that for me?"

"Yes. King Satan's been wanting a bit of value. You might get a great deal with him." She said.

"Thanks luv."

"Just sit over there and wait for a while." She said pointing to a row of chairs.

After about five minutes of waiting it was my turn. I got up from my seat and walked into the long black corridor. I arrived in the entrance at a black throne that sat in the middle of the room. There sat Satan himself. He looked like a human, with somewhat spikey black hair and light gray eyes. He was clad in a black suit with red stitching. The only thing that appeared inhuman about him was the fact that he had horns coming out of his head on either side. Even his teeth were human like.

"Come. Sit." He snapped his fingers and instantly a chair speeded towards me from behind and knocked me into it. It didn't stop moving until I was face to face with him.

"So, why are you in my presence today?" He asked me as he crossed his legs. He looked half amused by me.

"W-well, I was thinkin', maybe you could turn me into a human?" I stammered as I twiddled with my thumbs.

"Okay, what's in it for me?" He asked almost immediately after the words left out of my mouth.

"Whatever you want!" I blurted out.

The latter smirked. "Stand up." He commanded as he motioned his finger up.

As if on impulse I stood up, but not on my own.

Satan made the chair I was sitting in disappear. He walked up to me to examine me.

"Angels wings… Pure heart…" He said more to himself in an impressed way. He was standing right behind me when he walked up to me and leaned his weight on me.

"Tell me, exactly why do you want to be a human? Don't you want to fly around in the clouds being a saint with that goody two shoes Jesus?"

"I-I'm doing it f-for someone I love." I stuttered.

Satan turned me around and brought his face close to mine. He stared intensely in my eyes. I could feel the heat rise to my face.

"You're a cute one…"

I'm sure I was as red as a cherry by now.

"Who's the lucky person?"

"M-Murdoc Niccals." I blurted out again.

Satan let go of my face and pulled back. "Heh, I knew you were a poof."

This time I blushed out of embarrassment.

"Murdoc Niccals? Really? I'm surprised he settled for an angel."

"I thought he was joking when he said he knew you…"

"Nooo. He and I go back to when he was a teenager."

"Really now?" I asked as my interest heightened.

"Yeah. Hey, a friend of Murdoc's is a friend of mine. What did you want again?"

YES!

"I want you to turn me into a human."

"Okay. But just because you're a friend doesn't mean you get off easy." He walked back over towards his throne and sat back down. "How about your wings and pure heart?"

I inhaled deeply and nodded. "Yes."

This brought a smile to Satan's face. "So, how were you like when you were alive?"

I had to stop and think about that, but I obviously took too long, because he snapped his fingers and a song started playing. It sounded sinister.

The words started, and all of a sudden I find myself singing along to the song. I've never heard this song before, so why am I mimicking the song perfectly like I practiced it my whole life?

"So you're singer…" He said it as if he was just coming to the conclusion.

I couldn't answer him though. I was too busy singing lyrics I didn't know I knew. Are these lyrics even in English? They sound like they are, but at the same time they don't.

"How many more hidden talents do you have?" He asked, knowing full and well I wouldn't be able to answer him. He waved his fingers in the air, and automatically my hands shoot up a little below my waist and my fingers wiggle.

Satan swiped his fingers in the air and I'm sitting at an organ playing it. The song sounds even scarier and evil.

I don't like the feeling of being controlled. It's like I'm Satan's puppet. I can fill my eyes widening the longer I'm being manipulated into singing.

I'm barely able to concentrate now. I stare off into space like I'm blind and my fingers stay on the organ keys.

His magic is so powerful…

I hit a couple high notes and press harder on the keys. I continue singing lyrics I don't know and playing music I've never heard of. It's like I can hear myself, but at the same time I can't. It seems as if the whole castle moves and sings to this song with me.

Finally, the instrumental of the song plays, marking the end of it. Once I'm out of Satan's control I slump over the instrument I'm sitting at and pant heavily.

"Thanks for the show." Satan chuckled. "Never thought I'd get a singer that plays the piano to perform for me."

"I also play the guitar." I huffed.

"You do?" He asked with a cocked eyebrow. "Mind giving me solo?"

"Nonono!" I said frantically, which made Satan chuckle darkly.

He grinned evilly as he made a pair of scissors appear in his hand.

"Since you're a friend, I'll help you out a bit on getting Murdoc as a human, but only briefly."

I am about to fulfill my deal…