Stupid annoying and dumb.
What is with ppl not minding their own fucking business. Do I need a sign that says "keep away from my business at all times". I mean like really.
And don't get me started on Donna and Ricky. I am shocked that their parents haven't left them and moved to Alaska.
"Well well well... Who do we have here. Oh my is Kimmy ditching school." Ugh... And now him. Can it get any worse.
"Listen Jackass I would love to stay and chat but I have a lightbulb to change." Gosh. Why is he following me.
"Aww... Is my doll face mad. You look so cute when your angry..." Digging our grave are we. I feel my body heat up. Really doll face...
"Oh so you think I'm cute when I'm angry? Well get fucking ready because I'm about to be gorgeous!" I exploded. All the pressure that has been on me today left my body.
I grabbed someone's smoothie and chucked it on Jack.
I then started kicking him and beating his ass up.
I have a limit. You can annoy the fuck out of me but when you pass that limit , oh... you dead motherf****r.
Plus there are keywords. Like doll. That just make me want to pulverize you.
He keeps deflecting my punches and kicks. The worst thing is that I can't wipe his stupid smirk off his damn face. I concentrate even harder. I feel stares from people, but that doesn't bother me.
I can't help but smile. No way am I going to break his defense. I guess I have to cheat...
I grab a news rack and throw it at him. He's caught of guard. I start laughing, wow I haven't had this much fun in a long time. The news guy starts yelling at us...
"You dumb kids get back here! I'm calling the police! You will pay you... You..."
I start running sliding on cars hoods, Jack hot on my heels. I keep laughing and knocking over obstacles drawing even more attention. That's when I hear them... The sirens.
I hear Jack say " I smell bacon" I laugh even harder (in the US cops are often referred to as pigs).
I quicken my pace (if that's even possible). As I turn a corner I run into a police car... Well that just made my day. I was about to give up...
As I said about to...
Jack ran into me, and as soon as he saw the cops he grabbed my hand threw me across the car. He soon followed (he jumped). The boy has mad reflexes.
The pigs got in the car and started chasing.
Jack grabbed my hand i felt this weird tingling feeling I quickly pulled away. He looked at me like I was crazy. Why the hell did I do that. Our hands connected once again and he pulled me into an nearby ally.
Did you feel that...
I'm not paralyzed!
You know what that means...
It was just a tingle, it's nothing.
Sweetheart I'm you. You can't hide anything from mwah...
Can you stop that wasn't even cool... The mwah was just lame.
Says the girl that did that a few days ago...
I groan, if I keep this up I'm going to end up in a mental hospital.
Jack stops I fall into him, why don't I pay attention. He takes off his shirt.
"What are you doing are you mental. Don't you see we are being chased here.." I throw my hands in the air to add some more drama effect.
He just shakes his head. I roll my eyes. Might as well give myself in if this keeps going.
I see Jack rap his shirt around his fist.
"Oh did your right hand get cold." I said with as much envy as I could. Because of him I'm in this mess.
"Nothing hot to hold I have to keep it warm somehow..." He spat back. I eye him. He takes a step back and aims a punch towards a cars window.
"WTF Jack! What are you doing!" I did a lot of things but dude come on...
"Catching a ride if you know what I mean..." He gets in and opens the other door for me to get in...
I'm so going to go to jail after this one.
"You don't have the keys..." I state blankly as I sit and close the door.
He smiles "Don't worry your pretty little head about that". My stomach is doing somersaults for some reason. What is wrong with me.
I hear the engine growl.
"Did you just Hot wire the car?" I said in disbelief. OMFG teach me...
Stop acting like a child, would you...
Ugh... You again.
Just as he was going to shoot back a sarcastic remark I hear the police right behind us.
"Get out of the vehicle. Hands in the air." A voice boomed.
I chuckle. So now a car chase. What a interesting day this is going to be.
So after 4 hours of driving non stop we have decided to leave Seaford... To cool off.
The situation there got so tense. Helicopters, cars, trucks and even guns were involved. I may seem tough, but when they started shooting I panicked.
Jack of course enjoyed every moment. He even laughed when I screamed.
"Is missy scared..."
"I'm sorry but I'm not really used to being shot at. I see that it's something normal for you." Tell me when you finally get shot. I'll happily come to the funeral.
Anyway... We stopped in a small village.
Jack kicked the car. Sorry car, don't worry you still can run him over later.
"We're out of gas..." I close my eyes and let out a frustrated sigh... Your kidding right...
"Do I look like I'm kidding." My eyes flew open. Shit did I say that out loud?
I clear my throat.
Awkwaaaaarrrrdd...
Shut up head...
"Do you know where the nearest gas station is?" I ask him breaking the silence.
He smirks " 16 km from here. But that's not our biggest problem..." I raise an eyebrow. " Then what is."
"Do you have any cash on you." Fuck! I slide down the car.
He leans against the trunk.
I scan my surroundings. A couple houses here and there a dirt road that leads to a motel and a shop. An old bar, and some drunks wandering around. This place looks like a tornado hit it. Most of the windows are smashed, the doors are barley hanging on it's hinges, the paint is all scraped.
"Jack..." I say lazily. Gosh I'm so out of it. Usually I would be bickering with him already, but I'm soo... sleeepy
"Mhm..." Wow nothing else. No annoying or perverted comeback. What a fast change.
"How many years do I have to sit for stealing a car." He chuckles. This is so not funny dude. I'm blaming the whole damn thing on you. I'm a poor innocent hostage here.
"3 to 5" I'm never going back.
"How did you get off the hook with the mayor and his car... I thought you'd be in jail already." I smile. You wish...
"I got Cheryl to sleep with him and then I blackmailed him. You know how scary his wife is... but I still have to do community service."
I get up and check my pockets and I take out 10 dollars. That's all... Hm... Wait where is my backpack... I look inside the car. Shit. I lost it. There wasn't much there. Some books and $26. Eh...
"How much do you have?" I ask.
He shrugs and starts looking through his pockets.
"Um... 47 dollars and... 62 cents... a pack of gum... My keys... a cell phone and-" he stops.
"I asked how much cash you have not what you have..." The curiosity was killing me. "Why did you stop anyway."
He grins. This weird sick and perverted smile.
"Well aren't you going to answer..." His smirk widens if that's even possible.
"Some wrappers and... 2 condoms."
"I'm glad you have that." I state. He starts backing me against the car.
"Oh really and why is that."
"Please use that condom... The world doesn't need another restarted you." Oh yeah burn baby burn...
I start walking towards the bar until I hear something that makes my blood boil.
"You know whats the difference between three penises and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke." I launch at him. You are dead to me you pig!
I cool off a little and walk into the bar. I look behind me to see an angry Jack that has a black eye. I smile a little.
Never mess with Kimberley Crawford.
The bar is filled with smoke and men...
From the looks of it they are just waiting for someone to start a fight. Every muscle is so tense, ready to pounce on the victim. When their eyes landed on me their eyes lite up in a way that made me shiver.
I sat down waited for the bartender. Jack was already gone from my sight. Maybe it was for the better.
Soon I felt a hot breath on my neck.
" I want to give myself to you." Ew... Ew... And double eww... Like who do I look like to you... I fake smile and put on a high pitch voice.
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." My smile disappears. He laughs. I examine him.
"A woman with an attitude. I like that. Remember your not the only one who can do that." I groan. Lay off dude you're ugly.
"I'd like to see you try..." I say under my breath.
"Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality." Wow that's so... OLD. I mean that's not even offensive anymore.
"I see you're not much of a talker... Hey I got a good joke. How do you leave a jackass in suspense." I roll my eyes.
"I don't know. " just then an idea popped inside my head. Wow I am brilliant. "But... I'll tell you tomorrow." As I said that I got up and left.
I look around for a better place to sit. I saw the bartender and walked up to him. I better find out about this place a bit.
"Hey dude. Yeah you come here..." Gosh people, stop staring a my ass.
"Is there a city near here... Not counting Seaford." He scratches his head.
"Well Britdall is about 14 km west. And I think that's all... Are you a passerby?" I slowly nod my head yes. He leans forward. I back up a bit. Do not get in my space man.
This is my bubble. Don't go past it!
"Let me give you a tip. If I were you I'd leave now. This place goes wack once the sun goes down. Robbers, criminals, jail escapers, drug dealers everyone comes here... It's like a safe zone." Shit no wonder Jack came here. This is his home... Ass.
"Is there a bus or anything that comes this way... My car kinda ran out of gas." He shakes his head.
"Sweetheart you are in some deep shit. Every transport bus, taxi, plane... you name it never stops here." Why man why...
"How about the motel..." He chuckles. I guess that's out of the option too. I lean back and close my eyes. Fuck this...
"I think we're stuck." I hear a voice next to my ear.
"1. I know 2. Get away from me 3. This is all your fault 4. Did you not hear 2. And finally 5. Move your lips away from my fucking ear will you..." Gosh did this dude hear about personal space...
I hear him chuckle. Why do I find it in some way hot... Ugh the heat is getting to me... I need a drink.
"Jack... Buy me a drink..." Just then I remembered my bet with Donna.
My eyes flung open. What an opportunity... Me alone with Jack. A smirk formed on my face.
He is mine now. I turn my body towards him.
"The drink can wait first we need a room. Did you hear about the shit that goes down here at night..."
"You know we have enough money for one room... One bed... Doesn't that creep you out... Me and you in one bed all sweaty-"
"Don't worry babe there will be still enough room for you to sleep on the floor." He grins "we'll see about that... Anyway I'll be right back. Stay here."
Oh Donna he's going to be mine at the end of this week. I smile to myself darkly. I always have it my way...
"There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?" Ugh why did you have to interrupt my dark thoughts dude...
"No you idiot 26"
"Ah Heck, sorry i forgot th T." Wow that's soooo cool... Not. He makes the guys in jackass look like Einsteins.
"That makes 25." I feel like I'm talking to Jerry right now...
" I know I will give you the D later..." I can't take it... Kim calm down... Breath... No commotion...
"My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?" Leave just leave Kim. Walk away... Walk away.
He grabs my arm... Hard. Oh fuck this. No more nice Kim!
Punch, roundhouse, block, headlock and flip. CRASH I look at the now destroyed table. Ups... People start getting up.
Oh shit... There is like 50 something people here, no way am I playing with them. I look at the doors then them, the doors then them again... RUN!
I break into a sprint, jumping over tables, drunks, smashing beer bottles an shit, cutting my hand in the process. Almost there.
And... I trip... Colliding with a huge smelly chest. Ugh... Tears are slowly falling from the fishy smell, I quickly wipe them away.
I scoff... This skunk is making my lungs go dry...
"Do you bathe?" I mutter under my breath. I look around. Woah chaos...
People are fighting each other, throwing anything that they find and a gang is forming a circle around my figure... Why don't I keep quiet.
I have no idea...
"So what do you fellas want... A friendly game of get the fuck away from me would be nice." I smile and kick the stink bomb away from me.
Soon I'm grabbed from the back by two guys. I do a back flip and kick them in the face when my feet hit the ground I stumble back and fall into someone's arms. Why am I such a klutz.
The dude tightens his grip on me. Wow he definitely lifts weights or something. He grabs me by the throat.
"She's mine. Touch her, and my boys will cut your balls off and make you swallow them whole..." I know that voice. Ow, ow, grip got tighter... Dude take some anger management classes. Seriously...
He starts backing away, with me trailing behind him like a rag doll.
He goes to the back exit and pushes me out. I kick him were it hurts...
"Hurt me, and I'll skin you alive with a cheese grater" he grins. What a psycho... He's just waiting for me to do something more... It's like he's challenging me.
"Just leave me alone, or I'll rip out your throat" I start walking away.
The dude starts walking after me. I let out a frustrated sigh... Why!
He grabs me again and my hand shoots up to his Adam apple.
Then I look him dead in the eye and say "I keep my word." And pull as hard as I can. My fingernails dug right in. He started bleeding. The smile is still plastered on his face.
Suddenly I feel a needle go into my leg. I look down and see a syringe. He was injecting some white shit into my leg. My leg soon went numb. My eyes slowly started closing. Fight it Kim fight it! It's not over yet!
"This is for your own good doll face." Jack... No it couldn't be him... could it?
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