Neb: Franky vs Arlong, Robin and a bunch of kids beat Don Krieg. The Paradox man steps closer to victory each time something different happens. Will the Straw Hat crew beat such a powerful foe, or will they seize to exist and the world we know will change. I do not own One Piece.

Arlong charged at Franky who slammed his fist into him sending him flying back. "Strong Right!"

Arlong recovered from the attack and pulled out two pistols and started firing at Franky who stood their and grinned as the bullets deflected off of him. Franky then slammed his hand into the Fishmans face sending him flying back. He turned his head to see more fishmen headed their way.

"Dammit, their are too many of them," Nami yelled.

"Little girls shouldn't curse," Franky responded.

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"Dammit, their are too many of them," Zoro yelled as a clown pirate and his crew started closing in on them.

"Little boys shouldn't curse," Robin responded.

"Pistol," Luffy yelled as he slammed his fist into one of their faces sending them falling back.

"Ouch, that hurt!"

"Gum Gum no, Fish hook," Katsu yelled as he slammed a right hook into the clown sending him back. The men started charging until they fell to their knees by arms that dragged them down.

"Clutch," Robin whispered before they all fell to the ground in an instant.

"Dammit, if I had a sword," Zoro growled.

"Take this," Katsu replied as he handed a machete to Zoro. "I use it to cut my way through thorn bushes on this island when looking for a fishing spot.

"Your really big on fishing," Zoro responded remembering the kids attack.

"Yep, it's in my blood," Katsu grinned.

"And I love eating," Luffy grinned. "So he's perfect!"

"Yea, about that Luffy, I can't cook," he explained.

"What," Luffy yelled.

"Yea, my parents taught me how to fish, but cooking isn't my thing," he explained.

"It's ok, we all have flaws," Robin smiled.

"Thank you, she's nice," Katsu grinned and so did Luffy.

"Damn woman," Zoro growled causing an arm to come out of his back and pull his ear. "Ow, ow, I'm sorry!"

"That's better, as long as your under my care Zoro, you'll behave properly," She pointed out. "Now, what's with all the pirates?" Before they knew it, more pirates started popping up drawing swords, even a guy in a suit and a fat lady with a big club showed up.

"Son of a-," Zoro began.

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"-Bitch," Franky growled.

"Hey, you just cursed," Nami yelled.

"Yea, well it's OK for grown ups to do it in the face of the odds stacked against them, but when kids do it, it's wrong, I had so many more attachments I wanted to add to myself in case if this ever happened, but I never got around to it."

"We're going to die," Usopp cried.

"No we aren't," Franky yelled. He looked around and saw smoke come from a different direction. "A village must be that way, go to it and hide!" Usopp already ran off and then was followed by Nami and then Sanji.

"Poor Franky," a man in a cloak responded.

"Who are you," Franky asked.

"I am the inconsistency of the universe, the paradox man if you will," he grinned.

"Well Paradox man, do you think you can handle, the great Franky!"

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Nami, Sanji, and Usopp made their way to the village where they saw more pirates fighting Marines. "Marines, thank god," Nami yelled.

"Nami," a woman yelled as she ran over to her.

"Bell-mere," Nami yelled as she hugged her mother.

"I was so worried, we I heard a giant fleet of Pirates was going to attack this city and I had to make sure you were or weren't here, so I joined Garp's fleet," Nami's mother cried. "Why did you run away?"

"Long story, but I need to find a kid named Luffy."

"Garp's kid, I think he's in this mess," Bell- mere replied before looking around. "You kids get inside somewhere safe, the Marines will take care of the Pirates." The three kids headed inside a nearby building where they saw two guys looting it.

"Hey, aren't those some of the kids we have to kill," one of the Pirates yelled.

"Single sword style, grand cut," a green haired boy mumbled as he closed his blade. The two men fell to the ground.

"That was very good Zoro," Robin smiled.

"Shut up woman, your not my mother," Zoro growled.

"Hey, be nice to her, she's all you got weather your not fortunate enough to have her genes," Nami yelled. Zoro gave a look of disgust while Robin smiled.

"Guys, we have to move," Usopp responded as more Pirates entered the building.

"Franky's Strong Right!" Franky came crashing through the wooden wall as he slammed his fist into the three pirates who came in through the door. He sent them flying out of the building and Franky landed on his feet.

"How'd you get away from the other men," Sanji gasped.

"The guy in the cloak threw me so hard I flew over here," Franky replied freaking the children out. "Yea, if I fight him again, I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose."

"He threw a big guy like you and your only pretty sure," Robin smiled.

"Shut up woman," Franky growled.

"He must be the father, how unfortunate such a beautiful maiden was swept away and had an ugly baby with an ugly man," Sanji sniffed.

"Go to hell," Franky and Zoro both yelled. The anger that filled the room was removed when they heard a cannon fire, then an explosion come from outside.

"Grandpa," Luffy yelled as an old marine fell to his knees looking down at a hole blown through his chest.

"Yes, that should be enough inconsistency to bring out my full power," the Paradox man laughed. Luffy fell to his knees as he wept by his grandfather's side, Garp...