Author's Note: Yep, another chapter is here. Believe it.
Chapter Summary: Friends don't let friends be happy. Now without being suspicious first.
Prompt: #50 Ramen (50 Shinobi)
Word Count: 250
Chapter Fourteen:
Suspicious Behavior
Something was wrong.
Sasuke paused from his work as he tried to sense what was amiss. He heard the front door slam earlier signaling his roommate's return. Now it was quiet.
Too quiet.
The last time Naruto was quiet, he decided to make homemade wine without telling Sasuke and it exploded two days later.
Then he heard faint humming. Sasuke's eyes widen. Humming was worse. Naruto hummed when he decided to prank the Dean of the University and nearly got them expelled.
Sasuke raced towards the kitchen. Bracing himself he turned the corner and found Naruto humming as he… put away groceries?
Something was seriously wrong here. Naruto hated all groceries except ramen.
"What the hell has gotten into you?"
Naruto grinned ignoring him.
"Seriously, are you drunk or something?'
"Nope."
"Are you high?"
"Not a chance."
Sasuke waited him out.
"…there's this girl."
Sasuke groaned. "There always is."
"I'm serious."
"Of course you are.
"Trust me. There's something different about her. I can tell."
"Uh-huh." Sasuke replied, unconvinced.
"Don't be jealous, just cause you're gonna be a lonely mean old bastar–"
Naruto laughed, sidestepping the jab Sasuke threw. He raised his hands in mocked surrender still chuckling. "Seriously man, she's one of a kind."
"Right," he drawled, helping Naruto put away the groceries. Then he noticed red juice leaking in one of the bags. "What happened to the vegetables?"
"She kinda ran her cart into mine…"
"She smashed my tomatoes!?"
Naruto grinned, "Like I said, best. girl. ever."