Ugh... Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork. First there was the whole Mega Evolution thing, then America and his States got pissed about a Type they couldn't see (They can't see any Pokemon that's a Fairy type, by the way *shivers*), then France takes the whole thing as a giant ego trip, what with Kalos being like his country, the whole Pokemon-Amie thing, the Water type Starters being frogs (which England thought was hilarious) and the fact that the number of new Pokemon is his favorite number: 69.

Then Canada had to go and leak the whole thing to America's States.

As a result, the worldwide launch of Generation VI is a total disaster and all of us who represent the 649 original Pokemon (as well as Sylveon, bless her Fairy-diseased heart *gags*) have been stuck doing paperwork ever since the 12th of October.

And then the Lumiose Lamppost Glitch came up.

Nice to see you're writing letters again, Unova.

Salamence (are you an... actual Salamence...?),

Oh my, things seem awfully hectic over there! Yes, the concept of Mega Evolution has captured the attention of quite a few people, hasn't it? I'm not surprised, though. After all, for a Pokemon to be able to evolve beyond its final form... well, it's quite miraculous, don't you think?

America...States...France... are they friends of yours? And they can't see Fairy-types? That's... very interesting. Well, the Fairy-type has only very recently been discovered. Perhaps Pokemon with that type have abilities we have yet to observe, like the ability to vanish, or otherwise alter their appearance. That would be amazing!

There's a "glitch" with the lamposts in Lumiose City? That sounds awful! Do you think it may be the sharp increase in the number of trainers going to visit Kalos causing it? More people means more electricity usage, after all. I hope they get it fixed.

"Unova"...? Wha- HOW DID YOU-

Er, I mean, who's "Unova"? Are you referring to this country? I don't think there's any human here named after a country... I mean, I understand how you could think I'm a country, since I did say I have a long life span and political relations to the land, but...bUT...

[I'm not gonna get out of this one, am I...]

Not the personification of the Unova region,

Toko

((Hey there! It's been a while! :)

Right now, Unova is a stranger to the other countries, so she made up a [really weak] lie to cover up her identity a little bit to find out if there were any countries besides her [and the other Pokemon regions]. After all, it can get a bit lonely, having little interaction with other lands [besides all of the political stuff]. Looks like you found her out, haha!))