Another day, another dollar as Jon would say if he wasn't sleeping outside. Jon listened to the outside noises as he attempted to fall to sleep. He felt a cat rubbing against his head.
"Oh hey, Kirby. How's it going?" he rubbed the cat's head as it stood on his chest and falling on its side, falling asleep, "Actually, Kirby I sleep on my side and," Jon figured there was no point in arguing with a cat.
Unfortunately, because he couldn't fall asleep on his back, he laid fully awake. He grabbed his DS and decided to pass the night away with 3D Picross.
Morning came soon and Jon didn't sleep a he was able to complete the game one hundred percent.
Kirby finally got off Proton Jon's chest and went back into Emile's apartment. Jon sighed in relief and turned to his side, finally catching some sleep.
"OHHH IT'S THE KING OF KARP! THE KING MAGIKARP!" it had been five minutes and he knew Chugga was getting some visitors.
He laid up from his futon hearing the chanting of, "Beer is Good! Beer is Good!" wondering who was coming up the stairs.
He stood up and waited for the group of what he assumed was four men, "Ok, who are these guys?"
And his question was soon answered; Nayrman214 (Ryan Malis), SolarisParadox (Lewis Medeiros), SomecallmeJohnny, and ExandShadow (Ted Wieson).
"Oh hey guys what's been going on?" Jon asked the Brainscratch crew.
"Oh you know, being nerds on the internet. Computer keeps dying," Lewis complained to the Canadian LPer.
"Reviewing games and talking over games with these guy and my brother," Johnny explained his day job.
"And we heard that Chugga wasn't feeling well so we thought we would pay him a visit," Ryan explained.
Jon nodded at the East Coasters and reached for his key, "Well let me get you guys into the Chugga Cave and," Proton Jon could literally feel his soul leaving himself, "I left the key inside while I was eating."
"Wait, why aren't you inside?" Ted questioned the insane troll logic.
"There's not enough room in Emile's house," Jon explained.
"Uh, Jon. Emile's apartment is big enough for all five of us to sleep in. Remember Super Mario Galaxy?" Ryan brought up the story of how Brainscratch and Chugga had a sleepover at his home, commenting over Super Mario Galaxy and afterwards telling spooky ghost stories."
"It's. It's Chugga logic. I just roll with it," Jon admitted to how he dealt with day-to-day dealings with Emile, "And it seems like Masa is recording in there. Now unfortunately the whole apartment is sound proof when someone is recording an LP, so we won't be able to get Masae's attention."
"Couldn't you just text her?" Lewis offered an answer to their problem.
Proton Jon felt his pockets and looked into the apartment again, cursing Kirby once again as the conniving feline was playing Temple Run on his phone, "Well gentlemen, there is only one option."
"Is there? Is there ever only one option?" Ted asked.
"No but for the sake of plot convenience, we're using only one option," Proton Jon openly criticized the writing.
"So, tell me again how this plan is supposed to work?" Johnny demanded, the weight of a Canadian beneath his shoulders.
"Well with you four guys helping me up I'll be able to get on the roof and pull at the most three of you up," Jon explained his plan, "Once up there we'll be able to get through the ventilation system into Chugga's apartment."
"EXCUSE ME!? ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW BIG I AM!" Johnny exploded on Jon.
"Uh, Johnny. I am aware of how big you are," Ted answered the question that Johnny didn't need an answer to.
"Emile renovated the vents so that they were comically big enough for people to fit inside," Jon explained.
"Only Emile," Ryan remarked, holding up the weight of Jon, Johnny, and Ted.
"Tell me about it. How you holding up, Lewis?" Jon looked down at the bottom of the totem pole.
"Please hurry up," he grunted.
Jon reached for the edge of the building and pulled himself up, offering his hand to Johnny, and while struggling, pulled the Philadelphian reviewer over the edge. Both Jon and John helped up Ted and finally Ryan.
"Sorry Lewis! We'll let you in once we're finally back in Chugga's apartment!" Proton Jon shouted down to him.
"Just hang tight!" Ted assured him.
Lewis shrugged and walked back to the front door and leaned against the wall.
Meanwhile back on the roof, Proton Jon and the remainder of BSC opened a hatch and went through. With the light of their phones, they shuffled through the vents of Emile's apartment building with Jon as their guide.
"Jon, how exactly did Emile pay for all of this," Ryan once again questioned the Canadian LPer.
"Ryan, your guess is as good as mine," Jon sighed.
"So is anyone else comment on the fact we have two Johns with us?" Ted asked.
"No, see my name is Jonathan. So I shorten my name to just Jon. Kinda like Jontron who I'm constantly confused for," Jon explained.
"And my name is actually Juan but some call me Johnny," Johnny dropped the title.
The four shared a laugh before they continued shuffling through the vents. Down below, as Masae was playing another game for her channel, she heard the shuffling in the vents. She reached for a note from Emile reading, "If you hear anyone in the vents, it's usually either Steve or crazed fans. Please find a way to make them leave."
Chugga's instructions were vague enough for Masae to interpret it in a number of ways. And the way she interpreted it in making them leave was to reach for her purse, pull out the pump-action shotgun and aim at the vents.
"I'm surprised Emile doesn't have any security systems in these vents," Ryan noted.
A burst of shotgun shells pierced through the vents in front of Jon, "You spoke too soon."
Masae unloaded her shotgun's mag at the vents. Jon and the BSC crew moved any way they could to avoid the shells.
"MASAE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! STOP SHOOTING!" Jon begged.
Masae ran out of shells and was about to pull out another firearm from her purse when Jon, Ryan, Ted, and Johnny fell out of the vent onto the floor of Emile's apartment.
"Don't shoot! You locked us out," Jon held his hands up while lying facedown on the ground.
"Wait is that why you went through the vents?" Masae put down her gun while examining the fallen YouTubers.
Kirby jumped onto the couch and rubbed his head against Masae, "THAT DAMN CAT! He stole my key and-
He was interrupted by Lewis unlocking the door, "So it turns out you left the key in your futon and," Lewis surveyed the wreckage before him, "What did I miss?"
Miraculously, Chugga never noticed any of the gunshots from his room. After the BSC recovered from Masae's vent assault, they visited their old Galaxy travelling partner. Chugga still couldn't speak but he did listen to the tales they had to tell. The many failures they made fun of Ted for, the breaking of physics that Ryan was known for, and the many people who called Johnny, Johnny.
They played a few rounds of Smash and Mario Kart, and Ted even had the chance to take Emile on in a Pokemon match.
Emile mopped the floor with Ted.
As the day went on, it was time for the Brainscratch crew to move on to greener pastures and commentate on video games while spewing bullshit. They all got on a boat on wheels and drove away into the sunset. Proton Jon and Masae waved goodbye, already missing the commentators.
Jon tried to get into the apartment but Masae locked him out.
In the shadows of Chugga's apartment, a figure watches the angsting Canadian, with a familiar bird on his shoulder.
A/N so right after I uploaded the last chapter with, "I want Chugga to LP Pokemon Platinum," he starts his Platinum LP.
Well I think it would be cool if he did an LP of Chrono Trigger. I know Chrono Trigger is a game nearly everyone has done, but I think it would be really cool to see how he would play the game. And besides. The LP will be much, much shorter. I think it would be like, twenty-five parts at the most.