Roma! Let's take up spaceeeeee
No fucking no.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE
No fucking no.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Don't make me fucking come over there, bastard.
SPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEE! :D
AAAHHHHHHHHH
ghfuhjygkiuklhhgjhygjghfjTGFHUJHKIOL; Ow! :(
Stop being a jackass in front of the audience, idiota! -_-
Falling Stars Of Silver:
Why hullo there! Hmm...
Oh, I've got a question.
Did you guys know that you're both fictional characters, forced to obey the every whim of Himaruya Hidekaz and that your free will is just an illusion, your very existence created merely for entertainment?
Naw, just kidding. 8'D
So, have you guys done the nasty yet?
Sup. *over-dramatizes* AH! I AM SPAIN! YOU KNOW, THE GUY WHO TECHNICALLY HAS 17 BROTHERS AND SISTERS IF HIMARUYA MADE THEM!
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Just kidding, I know Himaruya Hidekaz created Hetalia based in World War 1-2. I am not a moron, as Austria calls me...and Prussia...and everyone else he hates which means he basically hates everyone except Hungary because he has a secret crush on her and Prussia's jealous and stuff-
AHEM. MAI TURN. I exist for very fine fuckin causes, alright? I'm South Fucking Italy AKA Romano cause South Italy is too lame of a name to have...oh wait you're just kidding? ._. Well that was god dammed pointless!
LULZ
THE NASTY? GASP!
GASP
The nasty as in having sex or nasty as in blowing shit up in the airport?
Just answer both, Roma.
Alright! Sex. What can I say about sex? I don't wanna talk about sex, because honestly I think blowing shit up in the airport is way better, but anyways~
Okay! Screw sex, who wants to hear about that?
No fucking one! We bombed the French airport last July. It was fucking amazing, dammit.