I do not own Naruto, Beautiful Dirty Rich, Dirrty, Lady Marmalade, Temperature, Sexy Naughty Bitchy or Ghost Busters

No Doritos were harmed in the making of this Fan Fiction

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Tenten crouched down behind a chair, feeling slightly ridiculous wearing a Wonder Woman costume that Ino had somehow convinced her to wear, but even more ridiculous to be hiding from her ex-boyfriend. She had a feeling the hiding had to do with the fact that she was wearing a skin-tight, sleeveless top that had a bottom like a pair of star-spangled underwear. She groaned and stood. She felt so stupid she just couldn't continue hiding behind chairs and couches. No, one of the spare bedrooms was a better option.

She jogged up the stairs and was about to enter the bedroom when none other then Hyuga Neji himself came out of one of the other rooms. She froze, her face turning a pinkish-red color as she faced him. 'Shit… man oh man I did not want this to happen,' she thought. She opened and closed her mouth several times, not unlike a fish, as she tried to think of something to say.

She couldn't just run into the bedroom now, it would seem weird. So she did what any sensible girl would do… she tossed her hair, down for her costume, over one shoulder and sauntered, or at least attempted to saunter, down the stairs. At the last step she accidentally stumbled on the last step but she kept walking. She at last found Temari looked annoyed and stuffing Doritos' in her mouth. "Whas wrong?" Temari asked, speaking through the chips.

"Neji… upstairs… kill me," Tenten whispered, completely mortified.

Temari stared at her. "You are so not dealing with this," Temari said, swallowing quickly and licking her fingers clean. Tenten gave her a haggard look.

"You think?"

Temari rolled her eyes. "Ok, time to end your pity party. If Neji was an idiot enough to dump you, then he obviously wasn't good enough for you. Now there are two options, move on and in time forgive him, or… make him regret ever blowing you off."

"What one should I do though?" Tenten asked, leaning against the wall.

Temari whipped a fan out of her obi and held it over her lower face, flashing Tenten a grin. "We are going to make that son of a bitch suffer," she said with a cackle.

Tenten felt a smile creeping onto her features. Now this was a plan she could get behind. "Let me guess your strategy, boy toy?" Tenten asked with a snort.

"Why, you read my mind," Temari said, a smirk on her face. "Now all we need is a guy."

"What kind of shmuck would go for it though?" Tenten asked. Temari bit her lip as she thought it over.

"Kankuro!" Temari finally exclaimed.

"Are you serious?" Tenten asked.

"Oh god, totally," Temari said with another grin.

"But he's your brother…" Tenten said, fiddling with a piece of her hair.

"So, I'll tell him I'll set him up with Hana in Lit if he does this for us. 'Kay?" Temari asked, cocking her head to one side.

Tenten nodded her head. "Oh yeah. Should we tell Ino and the others?" she asked.

"Ino would kill us if we didn't. I'll tell her after we work it out with Kankuro. Come on," Temari said, grabbing Tenten by the arm and pulling her towards her brother as she used her other arm to hold the cane under her. "Kankuro," Temari barked as they approached her younger brother who was currently attempting to flirt with one of the girls from gym.

The girl walked off looking disgusted as Kankuro turned to Temari. "Yeah?" he asked.

"You're now dating Tenten. We're going to make Neji jealous. If you do this for us, I'll get you a date with Hana. She owes me a favor," Temari said.

"Fine," Kankuro said, looking Tenten up and down. Tenten narrowed her eyes.

"There is no way you are getting any," Tenten snapped. "Just remember that."

He sighed. "Fine, fine."

Temari grinned. "Ok. Now go make Neji jealous," she said before shuffling off, careful to keep the long kimono out from under her feet.

Tenten looked at Kankuro. He didn't actually look any different and was wearing a black tank top and jeans. 'The things I do…' she thought bitterly. 'Oh well, it'll be worth it.' "Come with me," she demanded, grabbing him by the arm and scanned the room. She spotted him near the dance floor and grinned evilly. "There he is."

Kankuro gave her a look as she started dragging him towards the dance floor.

"Stop it," she snapped. "This is supposed to be believable."

"It'll be more believable if I can feel you up," he said with a grin.

"Don't make me gag."

She saw Ino giving her the thumbs up across the dance floor and the next thing she knew Beautiful, Dirty, Rich was coming on. 'Temari is a goddess,' she thought. She couldn't really believe how much she was relishing this. She had gone from completely red to a total bitch. And she was enjoying it a little. 'Maybe I'm a sadist,' she thought.

They got to the dance floor and began dancing. It was so much smuttier then Tenten normally danced. Normally she danced like a spazz and it was almost always with her girls. Now she was dancing with her friend's brother to make her ex jealous. 'It's like a scene in a bad romantic story,' she thought as she felt Kankuro's hands on her hips. "Watch it," she hissed, her lips barely moving. She was watching Ino out of the corner of her eye, who was in turn watching Neji. Ino had a grin slowly spreading on her face and Tenten could only guess why.

She in turn had a smirk on her face and continued dancing. After Beautiful, Dirty, Rich Ino put Dirrty on, then Lady Marmalade, Temperature and Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy. Finally she pulled him off the dance floor and dragged him upstairs and into a spare bedroom. She locked the door and sat down on the bed. "This is so much fun," she said. Kankuro gave her a, 'What a Psycho' look.

Downstairs…

"Neji, you look pissed," Ino said slyly. Sai was next to her and was frowning slightly at his girlfriend.

Neji threw her a look before stalking off. Ino then burst into high-pitched giggles. "Ino, what's going on?" Sai asked.

Ino looked up at him. She didn't like lying to him, but this was for Tenten. "Nothing at all. Why would you ask?" she asked. "Come on, I want to dance," she said, steering him over towards the dance floor with a smile. Sai had a smile on his face as well but it was fake. He knew when Ino was up to something and he had a feeling it had to do with why Kankuro was practically humping Tenten on the dance floor.

Temari also watched, but from a distance. She couldn't get herself to close because she knew Neji wasn't a complete moron. She almost clapped her hands together. 'Wow, I'm turning into Ino,' she thought, amused. She then began heading for the back deck. It was too crowded for her to maneuver around with crutches inside. She hobbled outside and down towards the bonfire. It was a little hard to move on the path down to the private beach Ino's family had, but it wasn't to bad seeing as the path was paved with stones.

The beach was harder to move around on, so Temari stuck with the rockier areas and ended up sitting by the fire. She saw Sasuke and Sakura sitting on the other side, making sure nothing burned out of control, which basically meant they could make out. She snorted and stared at the fire. Sakura heard her and stuck her head up. "Oh, Temari!" she exclaimed, turning red.

"I didn't mean to interrupt," Temari said, standing.

"It's ok," Sakura said. "You don't have to go if you don't want."

Temari heard Sasuke sigh and she chuckled. "It's ok. Have fun," she said in a singsong voice. She walked back off and she heard them start up again. She chuckled under her breath as she continued walking. She needed to stretch her legs anyways, so she started up the path, wandering towards the small garden Ino's family kept.

She saw someone there already but she continued anyways. No doubt it was another couple making out. It turned out to just be Choji though. "Oh, hey Choji," Temari said, walking towards him. He was dressed like a giant marshmallow. "A nod to Ghost Busters?" Temari asked, nodding towards his costume with an amused expression.

"Hey Temari," Choji said with a grin. "Yep. I love that movie."

Temari grinned. Choji was so nice; it automatically put her in a good mood. "Hey Choji, why don't you have a girlfriend?" she asked, sitting down on a rock. He blinked.

"Um… I dunno," he said. She chuckled.

"That must have seemed sudden," she said. She wasn't one to apologize about what she said, but Choji didn't seem to care.

"A little. It's ok though," he said with another grin.

"I really would have thought you'd have a girlfriend by now though," Temari said.

He was about to respond when someone else came by. Temari narrowed her eyes as Shikamaru walked up. She was still annoyed from earlier that day. "Hey Shikamaru," Choji said.

"Hey Choji." Shikamaru looked down at Temari, who had her arms crossed over her chest and was looking pointedly away. "What's with you?" Shikamaru asked her bluntly.

"None of your business," she snapped.

"Is that your new catchphrase or something?" he asked, sounding bored as per usual.

She snorted, not noticing as Choji started edging away. "Any, what was the deal earlier?" Shikamaru asked.

"Oh gawd, I am so not talking about that with you," she said. 'Especially not with you,' she added mentally. "Besides, why is it such a big deal to you?"

"Because whenever you bring it up you automatically stiffen," he replied. She coughed and glared up at him.

"I didn't know you were paying such close attention," she snapped, before standing up and grabbing her cane. She hobbled away from him and back up towards the house. "I do not stiffen," she muttered.

"Man…"