"Damn marimo, the hell does he think he's doing leaving his empty alcohol bottles in my kitchen." Sanji muttered to himself as he gathered up the wine and sake bottles Zoro left after lunch. Sanji threw all but one away, seeing as it was the heaviest of the group he came up with an evil little idea.
"Where the hell is tha-" Sanji instantly shut himself up as he spotted Zoro's short green hair tilted into perfect view on the side of the mast. "Hehe, this will show you to trash my kitchen again you shitty marimo." Sanji quickly aimed and threw the bottle as hard as he could. It hurled towards it intended target with perfect accuracy. Sanji smiled, Usopp would be proud of his aim.
"OW?! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Came a feminine voice from where he threw the bottle. Sanji's blood ran cold, as his entire life flashed before his eyes as the sleeping form stood up teary eyed and small. The little girl that happened to share the same hair color, and to Sanji's horror, he forgot she cut it short to match her father's. Her soft cries started to echo through his mind as the world seemed to spiral into darkness.
"Olivia?! What's wrong baby?" Came the raven haired woman's voice as she rushed to tend to her injured child. The little girls sobs seemed to grow louder as she was embraced by her mother.
"Shh, shhh, it's okay baby, I'm here. Are you hurt?" Robin's voice soothed the young child as she layed into the older woman.
"My head." The girl sniffled out. Robin's gentle hands skimmed over her head to feel a large bump. Robin let out a small gasp as she felt Olivia wince even under small pressure Robin applied. Robin searched around to find the cause. He gaze quickly found the sake bottle near the mast, knowing Olivia liked to nap there she wondered how or what the bottle was doing there. That was until she heard the whimpers and mumbles of a certain cook. She turned to see the cook flat on the ground in a puddle of tears, his lips moving but nothing understandable coming out. Putting two and two together she calmly took Olivia to Chopper's office to have her head looked at.
Quickly returning to the deck to find Sanji in the same state she left him in.
"Sanji, do you know why my daughter is crying?" Robin asked. Clearly rhetorical, Sanji could only huddle up into the fetal position as he continued to sulk on the floor. "I see, now, I know it wasn't intentional, but you still injured my daughter." Robin summoned extra hands that started to bring the bottle over to them.
"I'm not going to cause too much damage." Was all she whispered, as she started to walk away. Robin's hands forced Sanji to be sprawled out on his stomach. Sanji looked over his shoulder in horror as the bottle was now positioned at his behind. Before he could scream hands clamped his mouth shut and more sprouted to hold him still.
At dinner that night, Olivia had a small headache, but thankfully, didn't suffer any real injuries. Robin still held a small bag of ice to her daughter's head as the all ate.
"Sanji, why don't you sit at table andeat with the rest of us?" Usopp asked, noticing the blonde man eating at the counter while standing. Sanji almost choked on his food as he remembered the pain from earlier.
"I'm alright right here Usopp..."