I do not own Naruto, Batman Begins, Coke or Cetaphil

Kankuro's face was not harmed in the making of this Fan Fiction

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Tenten was on the couch in her living room. She was re-watching Batman Begins, and she had just gotten to the part where Christian Bale bought the hotel when her phone started ringing. "Tenteennn, the phone ringing is ruining the movie," her little siblings started whining from the hallway.

She stuck her head up to stare at them. "You guys are supposed to be asleep!" she exclaimed.

They giggled and ran back into their rooms as she paused the movie. She answered her phone. "Hello? This is Tenten speaking."

"Would this happen to be the girl who dropped her number on my table today?" a voice said, coming from the other side of the line.

Tenten grinned and started upstairs to her room incase her siblings were listening. "If you are Mr. Tall and Handsome, yes it is," she said, injecting more flirt into her voice then she was used to. "Glad you got the number."

"Well now that I have it, and have you on the phone, what am I going to do?"

"We could discuss it over dinner at Maeki's. Tuesday, 6-ish?" she said grinning.

"See you then."

She hung up and, grinning wildly, practically leapt downstairs. "Hyuga Neji will pay. Paaay!" she sung under her breath as she danced into the living room. "Go back to bed!" she yelled as she sat back down on the couch. She heard was siblings groan and stomp back to their rooms.

Still grinning, she flicked the movie back on.

The Next Day…

"Ino, I had a thought," Tenten said as she fished the Diet Coke out from the machine where she had just bought it. "What if Neji doesn't care?"

Ino gave a dramatic sigh. "What do you think the stuff with Kankuro on Saturday was for?" she asked, rolling her eyes.

"Oh… like a test?" Tenten asked after taking a sip of the Coke.

"Yes Tenten, like a test," Ino said grouchily.

"You sure are in a crappy mood," Sakura said cheerfully as she bounded up to them.

"I got nil sleep. My dad threw a fit when he found out that I busted a speaker at the party," she grumbled. "I didn't even get to moisturize my legs today."

"You moisturize your legs?" Tenten asked as Temari and Hinata walked up.

"Yeah, every day," Ino said. "Don't you?"

Tenten shook her head with an amused expression. "Well, I do," Temari said with a grin. "I get all itchy in my jeans if I don't moisturize at least every other day." Tenten stared at them.

"That's insane," she said.

"Not as insane as moisturizing your elbows to stop from getting that dark elbow thing," Sakura commented. Ino gaped at her.

"Wow Sakura, I never knew you knew that much about beauty," she remarked, impressed.

"Yeah, well after you informed me that washing my face with cleanser won't get rid off all my makeup, I did a little research," she said as they started to walk towards Homeroom.

"Oh god, when you told me that you only used Cetaphil to wash your face at night and that you were wearing makeup, I almost had an aneurysm," Ino said.

Hinata giggled as they walked into the classroom and separated to go to their seats. Sakura walked up to her seat and sat down, stretching her arms above her as she did. She saw Neji, her desk-mate, sit down next to her. She crossed her arms and looked pointedly away from him, as she had been doing since he and Tenten broke up.

"Sakura, I have to ask you something," Neji said. She turned around a little surprised. He hadn't addressed her in her recent memory.

"What?" she asked, injecting some hostility in her words.

He rolled his eyes before responding. "What is with Tenten? Did she get a concussion I didn't know about?"

"No she did not," Sakura huffed.

"Well then what's with the making out with random guys?" Neji demanded, looking annoyed.

"That," Sakura started, "Would be none of your business." She turned away from him before he could say anything else and silently thanking Mr. Kakashi for wandering in at that moment.

Break…

Neji glared moodily at the schools walls as he sat on the wall outside it. He was so involved on attempting to make it cringe with his gaze that he didn't notice Sai approaching. "Neji," Sai said as he walked up.

"Yeah?" Neji asked, looking at the abnormally pale boy next to him.

"I just wanted to warn you, I think Tenten and Ino are planning something," Sai said.

Neji raised an eyebrow. "What I mean is, I know my girlfriend, and she is acting like she does when she has a plan to mess with someone. It probably has something to do with that Kankuro thing," Sai said with a shrug.

Neji narrowed his eyes. "I almost forgot about that. I have something to say to Kankuro actually," Neji said, getting up.

Sai sighed. "Did you not hear me? I said I think Tenten and Ino are trying to do something to get back at you for dumping Tenten or something. Not that you're not an easy target," Sai muttered the last part.

Neji gritted his teeth. "What do you mean by that?" he asked, spotting Kankuro and making a beeline for him.

"You react to everything Tenten does. It's psychotic," Sai said.

"Nice choice of words," Neji said absentmindedly.

"What are you doing?" Sai asked, a touch of annoyance in his voice.

"As I said before, I have something to say to Kankuro," Neji said. Kankuro was getting shot down by a senior as they walked up.

"Neji, Sai, what's up?" Kankuro asked. Neji shifted his arm back as they reached him, and then slammed his fist into Kankuro's face. "Dude, not cool," Kankuro yelled as he stumbled back.

"What the fuck were you doing with Tenten?" Neji demanded. Kankuro stared at him.

"Is that what this is about?" he asked, holding one hand over his eye. "Jesus."

Neji pulled his fist back again and Kankuro took a hasty step back. "Whoa… ok, ok, to tell you the truth… Temari told me to dance and fake making out with her… well, she didn't mention the being stuck in a room with Miss Psycho for an hour," Kankuro said.

"What?" Neji asked.

"Dude, are you dense? Tenten's pissed and she is trying to get back at you," Sai said. A muscle in Neji's jaw started to jump.

"By what? Making out with other guy?"

"Probably," Kankuro said, still clutching his eye. "She didn't with me, but she seemed pretty peeved. Who knows."

"And why, if I broke up with her, would she be doing it this way?" Neji asked.

"She was testing you at the party," Kankuro explained. "You almost cracking off a piece of the table when you saw us might have clued her into the fact that you are not over her. At all."

Neji clenched his fists. "So, how do you suggest we get her to dump the idea before she gets in to too deep shit?" Neji asked.

"Good question…"