Romano.

What is it.

I think...I know how countries die.

How.

They dissolve.

YOU DON'T SAY? ALL COUNTRIES DISSOLVE, YOU TOMATO IDIOTA.

Sorry I haven't died yet so I didn't know.

MY GRAMPA ROME DISSOLVED BECAUSE HE WAS KILL BY THAT BASTARD GERMANIA!

Whoops. Sorry fangirls. That was a spoiler.

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

Ahahha, Roma let me make it better! Fusososososososo~

._.

Snow and Night the sisters:

Yes, it is me again! I don't like how you just suddenly assumed I was another Christian... person *Jewish glare* Anyways, I must tell you, when I create my empire (The New Roman Empire) and the new fans of Hetalia might create a OC for me, I will make that OC beat you two up! (I will lock myself in my room and type it up in private because I will obviously be a grown adult by that time and if anyone sees me then I will lose all honor I have.) Anyways, I just don't like you a lot for that. So, Romano, what if I forced you to marry Germany(Don't worry! I'll get married to him for you if that ever happens! Wait, what? Never mind.)

So, Spain, I just want to say that I love Spamano now. So, can I be invited to the wedding?

Hmmmm. I guess beating the crapola and sucking every ounce of blood out of you and potato bastard isn't an option. You can marry him.

Romano!

I must express my feelings toward this situation, bastard.

OUR WEDDING?! Of course you can be invited! We could always have more pretty gir-

SHUT UP, DAMMIT!