Hello mi amigos~ How is everyone today?

Fine, except that I just got a stick shoved up my ass-

WHO DID IT TO YOU? IF IT WAS FRANCE THEN I WILL CLEAVE HIM WITH MY AXE!

In Battlefield 3! Gawd, let me finish, dammit! And you have an axe...?

Oh...what does that mean?

It means my team was being a dick and we couldn't cooperate.

Ahh...

Bastard...

Prihnex:

I found this. I'm bored. I'm going to ask a question.

Romano: Stop using you potty-mouth! It gets you nowhere xD

Spain: Why exactly DO you have a battle axe like Denmark?

It is true, Roma...you do have a colourful language besides Italian. And Italian is also a colourful language...

Shut up! And I can swear anytime I want. I'm an independant country!

Well actually...I believe you are still under my rule.

...rule under the Spaniard bastards? PfffffffftttttttttttttHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Eh.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

When you stop laughing I shall have my turn.

HAAHHAHAAHA 'kay.

Battle axes are cool, no? Spaniards used battle axes during times of crisis during the war.

That's a lame excuse for going on a plane to the world meetings.