This chap may break your heart a little. It almost made me cry to do this to Alisa... ALMOST. Don't worry, the big question you're all wondering will be revealed this chapter. Enjoy!
"Give Alisa back to me NOW." Nina commanded, aiming the gun at Lili and Christie.
"HELL no! I need Alisa to keep my relationship with Asuka hawt and kinky!" Lili whined.
"And I need Alisa to help me release my sexual frustration towards Eddy!" Christie chimed in.
"And I need Alisa because I just like to have sex with anything." Anna proclaimed.
"NONE of you are getting Alisa!" Nina boomed. "If anyone deserves Alisa, it's ME! Every freaking day I have to put up with Jin's bullshit! He is literally the most irresponsible person I know! I always have to do everything for him and clean up his messes! It is a VERY stressful job. Alisa is just what I need after a long day at work."
"Oh boo hoo, you have responsibilities." Lili mocked.
"OH THAT'S IT, I'm shooting you FIRST!"
Anna suddenly got a devious smile on her face; this was her chance.
"Alisa is MINE!" Anna shouted as she scooped up a handful of sand and threw it in Nina's face. As soon as Nina was distracted, Anna grabbed her and tried to wrestle the gun out of her hand.
"Anna, you goddamn traitor!"
"Pssh, like I was ever on your side. We hate each other, remember?"
While Nina and Anna wrestled, Lili and Christie looked over at Alisa. She was still just standing there, a blank expression on her face. Lili and Christie turned to each other, daggers in their eyes.
"I'm taking the pleasure-bot." Lili growled.
"Over my sexy brown booty!" Christie retorted.
Christie and Lili closed distance and hands went flying. Lili threw a few palms, which were parried by a horizontal arc kick by Christie. As she swung her leg, she transitioned into a backflip which caught Lili's chin and sent her tumbling into the sand.
"Now's my chance." Christie muttered to herself as she charged towards Alisa.
"Oh no you don't!" Anna yelled. She grabbed Nina's wrist and aimed the gun at Christie. The trigger was squeezed and shots began firing erratically. However, as neither woman had control of the gun, the bullets didn't hit their intended target.
"DAMAGE SUSTAINED. NOW DIAGNOSING." Alisa announced. There were three dents in her face, and one in her left arm.
"You idiot! You shot Alisa!" Nina yelled, freeing her hand and smacking Anna with the handle of the gun. Anna hit the ground and Nina waved the gun erratically.
"Now nobody else move! I mean it!" Nina yelled. Christie froze, not foolish enough to try and take on an armed person.
Nina slowly walked up to Alisa, looking at the bullet holes.
"Are you okay?" she asked, only concerned because of what Jin would do to her.
"DAMAGE SUSTAINED. SYSTEMS OPERATING AT 68%."
"It's over now. Cmon, let's get you back to where you belong."
But as soon as Nina grabbed Alisa's arm, Alisa's eyes flashed brightly.
"ATTACKER IDENTIFIED: NINA WILLIAMS. NOW ACTIVATING SELF DEFENSE PROTOCOL."
Alisa flew high and came down on Nina's face with a kick. Christie took the opportunity and tried to tackle her from behind, but Alisa flew high to avoid her. She then soared down and plowed into Christie, burying her in the sand.
"ROBOT! I demand you come with me and have sexy threesomes!" Lili commanded. She plowed into Alisa and tackled her to the ground, but Alisa's robotic strength was too great for Lili's Barbie Doll constitution. She effortlessly rose to her feet and threw Lili over her back.
Just as Alisa managed to stand up straight, she turned and came face to face with headlights; Anna was in the cab, revving the engine.
"Sorry about this, baby." Anna said, an evil smile on her face. She slammed down on the gas and sped towards Alisa. Alisa tried to fire her rocket booster and escape, but the car was too fast. It plowed into her head on, sending her tumbling through the sand. Alisa didn't get back up.
"You're mine now, sweetie pie." Anna giggled as she stepped out of the car and slowly approached the downed Alisa. Her entire body was dented up, as well as her face. One of her eyes were no longer lit up, and her one good eye was dim.
"SEVERE...DAMAGE...SUSTAINED...SYSTEMS...OPERATING...22%"
"Awwww I'm sorry. But at least the important parts are still intact, heh heh..."
Anna laughed evilly as she knelt down and prepared to scoop up the battered robot. Suddenly, she was tackled into the sand.
"You BIIIITCH!" Nina screamed, bringing her fist down on Anna rapidly. Anna took the full force of some punches, but she eventually managed to overpower Nina and get on top of her.
Once again, Christie was wide open to grab Alisa. She ran past the unconscious Lili and the two wrestling sisters, and approached Alisa.
"You poor thing... come home with me. I'll take care of you." Christie said with a smile. She extended her hand, hoping Alisa would grab it. Unfortunately, that had the opposite effect.
"Gaaaaaaah!" Christie squealed as Alisa grabbed her arm, rose to her feet, and Judo flipped Christie facefirst into the sand.
"Alisa!" Nina yelled, grabbing her left arm.
"Oh no you don't!" Anna yelled, grabbing the right leg.
The two of them began pulling Alisa back and forth, fighting for possession. Alisa was helpless in the midst of their powerful grips.
"She's mine!"
"She's mine!"
"She's MINE!"
"SHE IS MIIIINE!"
Unbeknownst to the two, the wires holding Alisa's limbs together were slowly ripping apart one by one. Electricity began to course through her body as black smoke rose.
"WARNING. WARNING. WARNING."
"Let go of her, Anna!"
"WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. WARNING."
"YOU let go of her, you horny bitch!"
"WARNINGWARININGWARNINGWARININGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNING"
"For the last time... SHE...IS...MIIIIIIIIINE!"
It was too late; with one strong tug on both sides, Alisa's arm and leg were ripped from their sockets. Nina and Anna fell to the ground as Alisa suddenly shot into the air with blue flames.
"SEVERE DAMAGE RECEIVED. SEVERE DAMAGE RECEIVED. SEVERE DAMAGE RECEIVED. SEVERE DAMAGED RECEIVED."
After repeating herself a few more times, Alisa crashed back to the ground with a loud boom.
For a moment... everything was silent. Nina, Anna, Lili, and Christie all approached the downed Alisa, looking down at her with sadness. Alisa was laying on the ground twitching, her one good eye flickering. Electricity was coursing through her severed areas. Half of the skin on her face was ripped off, revealing her metallic exterior.
"What have we done?" Lili said, her voice breaking. "Just look at her! All because of our selfish lust..."
"Oh, speak for yourself." Anna retorted.
"We're sick people..." Christie said, tears forming in her eyes. "She was just an innocent sex-bot..."
"SEVERE...DAMAGE...SYSTEMS...OPERATING...5%..." Alisa managed to utter.
Suddenly, her remaining leg ignited with a blue flame, causing everyone to stand back. She took off into the sky, swerving erratically.
"SYSTEMS AT CRITICAL CAPACITY. ACTIVATING AUXILIARY BOOSTERS. PROCEEDING TO HEADQUARTERS FOR REPAIRS."
The four of them watched as Alisa took off into the distance, fighting frantically to stay in the air.
"Well... that was weird." Anna said.
Suddenly, Nina's cell phone began blaring. Nina checked the ID: it was the one person she wished it wasn't.
"Aw Christ..."
Nina flipped open the phone and put it to her ear.
"Sir?"
"NINA FREAKIN WILLIAMS! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!"
"Wh-what do you mean, sir?"
"WHERE in the name of Devil is Sexy Alisa?"
"W-well... you see... Anna stole her!"
"What? Don't you pin this on me! Nina was the one who showed her to me!" Anna said angrily.
"You went into my office, didn't you?!"
"Gah! Yes! Yes, I went into your office, sir. Yes, I took Alisa home with me. Yes, I let Anna play with her. And now she's on the loose."
"NOOOOO! God dammit Nina, that was a prototype!"
"Prototype? You mean that's not the real Alisa?"
"Of course that's not the real Alisa! The real Alisa is still getting maintenance from Lee at Violet Systems."
"So... where did Sexy Alisa come from?"
"Look... I sold the schematics to Lee because he had a cool new idea for a pleasure-bot. He wanted Alisa to be the default template for a new robot capable of doing every sexual act in existence. In return for giving him the schematics, Lee promised to give me the first prototype. THAT is what you stole from my office."
"Soooooo... how mad would you be if I said that Sexy Alisa was...ummmmm...a little damaged?"
"HOW DAMAGED?!"
"Ummm well let's see: she got shot four times, ran over by a car, and me and Anna ripped off her arm and leg."
The phone was silent for about a whole minute. Nina gulped; she could only imagine how angry Jin was at the moment. She was even more fearful at the thought of what was going to come out of his mouth.
"...Nina. Listen very closely. There is ONE WAY you are going to keep your job right now. Find Sexy Alisa, bring her back to me. DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE!"
"Y-yes sir...bye."
Nina closed the phone and fell to the ground with a sigh. This was not a good day.
"So what do we do now?" Lili asked.
"None of you are going to do anything! You're all gonna go back to your meaningless lives and let me do my job." Nina spat. Without another word, she hopped in the stolen cab and turned on the ignition.
"Hey, what about me?" Anna asked.
"If you're gonna help, then get in the fucking car."
Anna opened the door and got in the passenger side. Without another word, Nina and Anna took off and exited the beach, leaving Lili and Christie standing there.
"Soooo what do we do now?" Christie asked.
"I dunno. Guess I'll just go back and fuck Asuka." Lili replied with a shrug.
MEANWHILE, IN THE SKY...
Sexy Alisa tried frantically to stay on the correct flight path, but it wasn't long until she started to slowly descend. The blue flame on her foot started to falter; she was going down, and hard.
"SYSTEMS FAILING. CRASH LANDING IMMINENT."
She tried with all her strength, but it was useless; Sexy Alisa began to plummet to the Earth below at high speed. With nothing to halt her descent, she crashed into the concrete and created a huge crater.
"Wh-what the...?"
A certain female scientist happened to be right near the area when Sexy Alisa crashed. Without a moment's hesitation, she hurried over to the impact area and scooped up Sexy Alisa.
"Hey! Are you okay? Wow... you're a robot!"
Sexy Alisa said nothing. She just stared blankly with her one good eye.
"You look pretty banged up. I can help you out! My name is Julia Chang, and I work for G Corporation. I don't know much about robotics, but my friend Jane taught me a thing or two. She's really smart. She developed the Jacks! So what do you say? Want me to take you with me?"
Sexy Alisa twitched and shuddered a few times, as if fighting to get words out. Finally she did manage to utter one thing:
"I WISH TO DIE."