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Prompt: #19
Pen Name: GetDrunkOnVictory
Pairing/Character(s): Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Renesmee, Kate, Garrett
Rating: T
Word Count: 305

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"Are you sure this place is for kids?"

"Of course, Edward. It's a kid's haunted house."

"Then why aren't there any other kids here, Emmett?" Jasper asks, looking around and keeping a tight hold on his son's hand.

"They're probably just in a different part of it then we are. Or maybe their dads aren't pansies like you and they already found the candy bucket at the exit."

"Or they are calling Child Protective Services on us."

Edward bent down to pick up his daughter, Nessie, who was clinging to his pant leg and hiding her face in his thigh. "If Ness has nightmares tonight, I'm sending Bella after you."

"The kids will be fine."

"Yeah? Then why is Kate hiding her face in your neck?"

"She's just tired. Right, baby?"

"I want to go home and I want Momma." She sniffled into Emmett's thick neck.

"They are never going to let us take our kids anywhere ever again. Remind me to never ask you to babysit." Edward glared at Emmett over his daughter's shoulder.

"Dad?"

"Yeah, Gar?"

"Why is that clown smiling when he's bleeding? Isn't he hurt?" Garrett asked Jasper while looking to the side.

"Shit, Em, the women are going to kill us." Jasper cursed under his breath as he picked up his son and looked around for the entrance or an emergency exit.

"Us nothing, this shit is all on Em."

"You guys are just being ridiculous."

"Yeah, Em, we're completely overreacting," Edward said sarcastically as he followed Jasper who had finally located the entrance to the haunted house.

Once outside, they saw the same sign for the kid's haunted house that Emmett had seen. It was pointing to the lit up, purple and orange house next to them.

"Oh, so that's what the arrow means…"

"I hope Rose castrates you."

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