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and I already have tests EVERY SINGLE DAY
And it is hard
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No mentioning the neglect of a mentor to his partner in front of him
"Hey guys" Megan said as she walked in the cave with Conner closely following.
"Megan, come knock some sense into her" Wally said as he got up from his seat gesturing his hand to Artemis.
"What is it this time?" Megan sighs asking Robin and BG.
"Robin asked who do you think has the least helpful in the JL" BG started.
"Artemis says it's Aquaman and Wally says it's Green Lantern Guy Gardner" Robin explained.
(BTW: I am just kidding so calm your tits)
"But he is pretty useless I mean talking to fish, so what? I've seen Spongebob do it" Artemis says "GL can do many things".
"Well.. I mean.. Guy is more annoying.. and his name is stupid" Wally said.
"Doesn't count" Artemis said.
"Sure it does" Wally said.
"No, he said least helpful not most annoying" Artemis said.
"Same thing" Wally said.
"No it isn't" Artemis said.
"Yes it is, you see you are annoying and useless like Guy" Wally said.
"That didn't even make sense because you are an idiot" Artemis said.
"If I was an idiot you wouldn't point out if I was wrong or right, even though I was completely right, and who is the idiot now?" Wally said.
"Still you" Artemis says.
"OK just drop the subject" Megan says.
"OK but who has the worst costume?" Robin says with a smile on his face.
"Robin" the others yell at him.
"Easy, Plastic Man" Artemis says.
"How can you say that? It would obviously be Martian ManHunter" Wally said.
"Hey" Megan said in a defensive tone as she crossed her arms around her chest.
"Oh sorry, no offense.. I like what you wear though" Wally said with a wink and Conner stood straight and Wally just looked away.
"Plastic Man" Artemis said.
"ManHunter" Wally said.
"Plastic Man" Artemis said.
"ManHunter" Wally said.
"Plastic Man" Artemis said.
"ManHunter" Wally said.
"Okay who treats their partner the worst?" Robin asked and the others face palmed.
"Superman" the two said in unison.
"Hey we agreed on something" Wally said.
"Yeah because it is a known fact that Superman is a big dick towards Conner" Artemis said.
"Yeah, remember that time he rejected him after he saved that bus?" Wally said.
"Guys" Megan warned.
"Or that time he rejected him on the rooftop of Arkham?" Artemis said.
"Guys" Batgirl warned.
"Or that time he rejected him in the Mountain?" Wally said.
"Guys" Robin warned.
"Or that time he rejected him on the mission and he made a scene?" Artemis said.
"Or that time he rejected him after he was fighting Lex Luthor in Santa Prisca?" Wally said.
"Or that time he rejected him at the Hall of Justice?" Artemis said "I swear Penny and Raj will sleep together by will before Superman will accept Superboy".
"Nicki Minaj will stop rapping about her butt before Supes and Supey get along" Wally said.
"The Rock will stop being hot before Superman stops rejecting Superboy" Artemis said.
"Wow, you really get rejected a lot buddy" Wally said turning to Conner but there was no one there.
"Uuuhh Supey?" Wally looked around.
"Great, look what you did Kid Mouth, you just had to go and bring that up" Artemis said to Wally.
"Me? You were doing the same thing, this is all your fault, Arty Farty" Wally said.
"It isn't my fault, it's yours and DON'T CALL ME ARTY FARTY" Artemis said.
"Stop it, just stop it, it's both your faults, now let's go find Conner" Megan said "And I don't want to hear anything else about the subject".
"Fine" they both mumbled and cursed under their breaths then gave each other the 'I hate you and this is all your fault' look.
"Superboy?" Robin called as he was in Conner's room.
"Conner?" BG checked the kitchen.
"Conner?" Megan checked under the couch.
"Supey?" Robin called as he went into the air vents and started going inside.
"Superboy?" BG checked the main training area where they have training sessions with Black Canary.
"Conner?" Megan checked Mount's Gym at weights area.
"Superboy" Artemis called out loud as she and Wally were walking around the cave.
"Supey?" Wally called.
"Com'on Conner" Artemis called.
"Conner, come here boy" Wally yelled.
"He's not a dog, you idiot" Artemis said.
"Fine, Marco?" Wally tried again.
"He's NOT gonna say Polo" Artemis said.
"You don't know that" Wally said.
"Oh trust me I do" Artemis said.
"Have you guys found him yet?" Megan asked as she, Batgirl and Robin walked to where they were standing.
"He's not in the kitchen or the training area" BG said.
"He's not in his room or in the vents" Robin said.
"He's not under the couch or at the weights area" Megan said.
"Well..." Artemis started.
"He's not in this room" Wally said and the three sighed.
"That's very helpful, thanks Walls" Robin said sarcastically.
"Have you checked the bathrooms?" Megan asked.
"No there" Robin said.
"The Locker room?" Megan suggested.
"Not there" BG said.
"The Groto?" Megan tried.
"Nope" BG and Robin shooke their heads a no.
"Then where could he be?" Megan said.
"Guys, I think it's time to call reinforcements" Robin said.
They all gave each others looks before Megan nodded and Robin took out his wrest computer.
"You did WHAT?" Batman snapped.
"Uuumm well, you see, we kind of..." Wally started re-explaining to Batman.
"I heard you, West, shut up" Batman said as he gave that Bat-Glare and Wally sat down.
"You lost Superboy, you lost Superboy... How can you LOSE SUPERBOY?" Batman yelled.
"It's Boy Genius's fault" Wally pointed at Robin.
"What? How is this my fault?" Robin asked.
"You're the one who asked who is the WORST mentor" Artemis pointed out.
"Well you two didn't have to point out each time Superman rejected Superboy" BG said.
"You mentioned the Superman Superboy relationship, you guys know that's a sensitive subject, you should have been more careful" Batman said to Artemis and Wally.
"HA" Robin said.
"That goes for you two Robin" Batman said then turned around to look at the main computer as BG and Robin got out their wrest computers and the three started going through data and typing.
"There's no sign of him in the Mount, I just checked for heat censor" Batman said.
"And the computer data says that he hasn't left the Mount" Robin said.
"What?" Wally asked.
"The machine did not Recognize him, there wasn't any transportations in or out in the past hour" BG explained and the two turned off their wrest computers and Batman closed the main computer.
"So he isn't in the mountain but he is in the mountain?" Artemis asked.
"Yup" BG said.
"I don't get it" Wally said.
"Let's go through the security cameras and watch earlier footage" Robin said turning the main computer on again and started typing something and then several footage from different angles started showing on screen.
"There he is" Artemis says as she spots Conner on screen.
He is in the Locker Room running around crazily that's when he shreds his pants and top and jumps up and makes a hole in the ceiling and jumps out.
"Wow" Artemis says shocked.
"Let's go search for him" Batman said "That is currently our only clue".
"He made a hole through the mountain, he made a hole through the mountain, how did he make a hole through the mountain?" Artemis started babbling.
"Tell me Artemis does the name SUPERboy mean anything to you?" Wally said.
they reached the boys locker room and look up at the hole, the bats grabbed their Bat hook, Artemis her Arrow, the one with the rope thing and Megan levitated her and Wally up.
They stood on top of the Mount and looked around, they saw a trail of torn clothes on the ground leading at the bottom of the mountain which was covered with trees, they jumped down and saw a few broken trees and they knew which way Conner went.
They followed the trail and started calling "Superboy? Conner? Supey?"
After some time they found a glimpse of skin behind a bush and they ran towards that glimpse.
They looked behind the bush and saw a half naked Conner, only in his underwear, crumbled into a ball and shaking.
"Conner?" Megan asked as she knelled down next to him and put a hand on his back, he looks up and tears are running down his eyes... or were, these tears are dry, he starts mumbling something.
"What's that Supey?" Wally asked.
"Why won't Superman love me?" he started crying again as he hugged Megan, they looked around... and of course Batman is gone.
Three hours later...
The six walked in the Mount and found Batman just finished fixing the hole in the ceiling.
"Where were you?" Megan asked.
"We've spent the last three hours trying to calm him down" Wally said.
"And when that didn't work we gave a bottle of wine so he would agree to come with us" Artemis said.
"Writing the new rule" Batman said.
"What rule?" Robin asked.
Batman pointed to the board of Rules that Batman wrote.
'No mentioning the neglect of a mentor to his partner in front of him'.
They turned around to give Batman a 'Seriously?' look but he was gone.
Scuff, typical Batman.
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