Chapter 13: He's a Pirate(Pirates of the Caribbean theme song)

Heya! I went to the doctor today for my Asthma, and I ended up getting a very late booster shot. Now, I feel funny... No, no, no. This will not end upbeing some kind of 'crac chapter' :p

So, I decided to make my own arc, sorta ...

Hopefully you will enjoy my attempt at making my own Kuroshitsuji arc... T.T wish me luck!

I don't own Kuroshitsuji! Enjoy!

TPOV

"Yoho Yoho a pirate's life for me..." A soft tune rang out for the docs as a single man began singing as he worked; soon all the pirates joined in. He handed a barrel to a man next to him and did the same over and over.

"Cap'n, one of our pirates have gone missing."

"Oi? What's that?" The captain gulped down the remains of his rum.

"Aye, Captain. We bin searchin for em, but he ain't goin ta show any time sun."

"How in the bloody 'ell you lost part a yer crew?" The Captain shouted and threw his empty bottle of rum at a cabin boy that was swabbing the deck nearby.

After completely loading the ship with their supplies, the pirates began to pull away. A black-coated figure appeared standing on the rails of the ship before the anchor could be raised.

"Oi, who da bloody 'ell er ya? Whatcha doin on me ship?" The Captain bellowed. The figure pushed back the hood of his black cloak.

"I'd rather just get this over with." The figure took out two long swords and ran around each pirate slicing their throats and puncturing their hearts. He was quick, too quick; almost as if he was a demon.

"It's a shame to see you not care about one of yer missing crew members. What if he was eaten by a demon?" He stood before the fallen captain. "No offense love, but it's an honour to kill you all. Oh, and call me Elijah, Elijah Furrlow."

xXx

"I have another letter from the Queen, M'Lady."

"Hmm?" She took the letter from Edwards hands and quickly scanned over the letter. "Oi, wait a moment! I should be giving this to C-the Young Lord, not reading it first!"

"I... see..." Edward sighed and quickly left. Catherine dashed down the halls towards Ciel's office. Before opening, however, she stopped due to hearing her name.

"Sebastian, do you really think that now is the time to wave her away? You have so much trust and... affection for Catherine. You should try to save her hyde, not try to avoid her. You will regret it eventually."

"No, My Lord. Demons will never experience regret. No demon has even experience it, nor will I. I live to serve you alone, whether I am in a contract with you currently or not. I shall push away any hint of emotion if it dares to cause you harm."

Catherine stood by the doorway, frozen still in her place. She couldn't even move when Ciel had told Sebastian to leave.

"Catherine?" Sebastian's face was almost completely covered in shock.

"So, demons aren't supposed to feel emotions, eh? Fine! I guess all my emotions for you were fake! Tell Ciel he's yours again!" She slipped a black glove from her hand and watched as the covenant disappeared before their eyes. After that, Catherine raced away, forcing her tears down, whether she liked it or not.

"SEBASTIAN! DON'T THINK I DIDN'T HEAR THAT JUST NOW! FIX THAT RIGHT AWAY. THAT IS AN ORDER, YOU'D BETTER FOLLOW IT, COVANENT OF NOT!" Ciel shouted from inside his office.

"Yes, My Lord..." Sebastian whispered. He knelt down and picked up the dropped letter Catherine had left behind.

(A/N: CAtherine and Edward were staying at the Phantomhive Estate while Ciel was her master. Just so you don't get confused :p)

"M'LAdy, are we leaving?" Edward asked with slight joy.

"Heh, yes, Edward. I am no longer in Ciel's service. Why don't we get started on that case of ours- after we return to our home, that is." Catherine had finished packing up her suitcase and turned towards Edward, who at the time, had a very large grin. "Oi, why do you always have such a huge grin when we leave the Phantomhive estate?"

"Hmm, I never noticed that, M'Lady." Edward smiled even bigger.

xXx

"So, supposedly, a band of pirates were docked in London gathering supplies for their next voyage and noticed one of their members missing. Doing nothing about it, they began to leave the dock. Before they could even pull the anchor up, a black-coated figure appeared and killed them all. A witness was standing nearby and saw how quickly he moved. Describing him 'as fast as a demon, maybe faster.' After finishing with his task, he had spoken about a shame not caring for a missing crew member. He then carved 'shame ye all who leave a withering friend behind' onto the deck of the ship. There were five crew members, after one went missing, and one captain. The reports on the bodies saw their throats were slit and their hearts had been stabbed as well. What have you found out?"

"I have a report from the witness on what the man looked like and exactly what he had said. The witness said he was tall for his supposed age, he had fair brown hair, bright green eyes, and a constant look of enjoyment while killing each pirate. He had spoke these words, as to what the witness had said ' It's a shame to see you not care about one of yer missing crew members. What if he was eaten by a demon? No offense love, but it's an honour to kill you all. Oh, and call me Elijah, Elijah Furrlow.'." Edward was nearly spot on with the accent of Elijah. Catherine tried not to laugh up until she heard Elijah's name and forcefully stood up in the carriage.

"Where are we? I need to stop and see Elijah."

"we are just arriving in London. Does Elijah not live here in London?"

"Yes, I will go to see Elijah. I want you to find out all you can about these pirates. I will meet you in town square. Wait for me there until I arrive." Edward nodded as Catherine jumped out of the moving Carriage. She dodged around a few oncoming carriages, that was until a very familiar one stopped before her.

"Catherine? Hurry onto the carriage, the Young Lord was wishing to speak with you..." Sebastian smiled lightly.

"Pft, no thank you. I have business to attend to. Excuse me." Catherine simply bowed lightly and ran off.

"Catherine!" Ciel and Sebastian's voices echoed over the winter air.

"Must you be such an idiot, Elijah?" Catherine scolded.

xXx

Catherine stood before a table in the 'Drug Den' of the Werecats. Here was were Werecats came to get as much illegal drugs as possible without getting caught. The drugs were supplied by Lau, of course. Elijah sat smoking a cigarette, puffing smoke into Catherine's face every so very annoying often.

"Oi, love, I hate it when people don't care for their close acquaintances..." Elijah pouted.

"Idiot, that doesn't even make sense! Close and acquaintance can't be in the same sentence!"

"Oh, but it can! You and I are close acquaintances."

"What was the real reason?"

"an order fro our leader. He said that they had stolen from our off-shore allies."

" Off-shore allies, we have those? Never mind that... Just who are our off-shore allies?"

"The Underworld of London and the Mafia leader himself of course..."

"Who is the Mafia leader, Elijah?"

"Sooo many question..."

"Elijah!"

"Oh alright! It's Lau Ryu. He is a trader and dealer of Opium and the finest the Mafia has to offer."

"Shit..."

"Hmm? Someone seems very upset. What has gotten you so ruffled under your fur?"

"You idiot, Opium is very toxic to Werecats."

"What? So we've been handling our very own weakness this entire time?"

"Yes. Now, I suggest you help me find Ciel, Sebastian and Edward before one of us gets killed by Opium."

"Aye, I uppose so."

xXx

"Oi, this way. Ciel is just up ahead!" Catherine shouted to Elijah. Sebastian had heard and turned to look at them running towards them.

A shot rad and a bullet collided with Catherine's right shoulder. She hit the ground and rolled.

"Shit, Catherine!" Elijah yelped.

"Idiot, they caught us! Get outa here, they'll shoot you too!" Catherine bit back her whines sat up.

"But-"

"It's coated in opium. They must have figured out what were are. Now, RUN!" Catherine stood on her feet as more bullets propelled into the air.

"let's go!" Elijah threw down his coat so he could run faster. Catherine did the same, but the Opium slowed her down.

Once they made it to the group, Catherine instantly fell to her knees.

"God, this frickin hurts!" Catherine let out a shy laugh as she messed with the wound. "Tell them what you told me, and don't you dare hold back, I will kill you if you dare."

Elijah only chuckled nervously and began telling them everything.

"Just to cut in, you've been a demon your entire life yet you didn't know about Opium harming us? What the bloody hell is wrong with you?" Catherine scolded Elijah again.

"I've been to busy with-"

"Drugs?"

"Shut up!" Everyone smiled as Catherine and Elijah began their ranting.

xXx

"so, the case is over, just like that?" An officer asked surprised by the explanation given by Catherine.

As Catherine had give false info:

"The pirates were attacked by their own kind. A rival ship. This is not our war to fight nor interfere in. The Queen would agree. It would be too much of a hassle to deal with the pirates. This could start a war with England if we dared to interfere with the pirate life. As they always said 'it's a pirate life for me!'" Catherine cheered lightly. Nearly scaring the poor officer.

"So, are we done here? I'd like to getting back to normal, important matters." Catherine groaned. Ciel nearly stared in sock by her surprising actions. The officer nodded and walked away.

"What are you staring at? Never seen me get tired of a case?" Catherine glared at Ciel; only to receive the same glare back from Ciel himself."Well, I'm getting tired, but unfortunately, I must visit the Master. Elijah you should come as well. I hope to confront him about endangering our remaining kind."

"Uh, well, I-"

"Oh, that's right. You're scared of the man, er, demon. Well, you won't have to worry about that for too much longer."

"Oi, don't tell me you plan on killing the poor man?" Ciel complained.

"hey, I'd be doing the queen a favour by killing this guy. Also, he isn't a 'poor man'. He is very rich and very much a demon. He's the leader of the remaining Werecat clan. We, unlike Sebastian's type of demon, remain here on the surface and do as our master orders."

"Why do you keep calling him your master?"

"Because he is. He-"

"He's the ruler of the Underworld, if you get as I'm saying." Elijah cut Catherine off.

"Wait do you mean to say-"

"Satan, yes. But, Young Lord, he can not be killed. He can only be removed from his current possession of this body." Sebastian answered for him.

"It's a pity really. I wonder what it would be like to have a world without Satan?" Catherine thought aloud.

"Uh, Cat, I believe he can hear every word you say!" Elijah panicked.

"Oi, let em listen! Let him learn my rage! You hear me!" Catherine jumped up and down on the grond pointing at it. "Even if you take me with you, I'll ring you by your neck every night!" Elijah fell to the ground laughing. "Now you hold on, Elijah! I ain't done yet! I got a lot more to say! I got a whole list of ways to torture Satan if he takes me down there! I ain't gonna be in not Sauna for my entire life. I ain't gonna sweat every frikin day of my life, you hear me!" Catherine rated just to amuse Elijah, who had probably already died laughing.

So, I kinda laughed pretty hard at that last part. You finally got to see more of Catherine's childish side.

I'm kinda glad to say Sebastian and Catherine finally had an argument. I know that seems rude, but they seemed to be too much of a perfect couple. I had to have them have some flaws.

So, thanks again for your reviews and please gimme gimme more!

I knew that shot would make me crazy...

Please R&R and fav/follow! Stay safe, stay away from needles!