A/N: BS and Romano have a serious rivalry going on... xD

BS: Romano, you're a jerk.

I know.

BS: You suck.

I know.

BS: I hate you!

I know.

BS: RETARD!

BASTARD!

RETARD!

BASTARD!

RETARD!

SPAIN~!

BS: ._.

._.

Snow and Night the sisters:

Yay! I'm back! Romano, I hate you. You go to the Conecntration Camps. Now. (Germany let me 'borrow' them. Russia gave me the idea). Watch your back, Romano. Spain, what is the difference between Mexicans and Spainards? Mexico and Spain? (Culture) And, if you two had to support any Hetalia pairings, other then Spamano, then which ones do you support? What is your opinion on Malaysia? Why do you hate me? By the way, I hate tomatoes and I feel like I'm gonna throw up whenever I eat it. Sorry. Why are you so jealous of Germany? What would you do, Spain, if I kill Romano for his extreme hate of Germany (Who I so dearly love). Romano, what would you do if I stole Spain. Spain, don't you have a six-pack? Was it easy to get? Do you think I have a good future as dictator of the world?

Mexicans and Spaniards? Oh okay~. ^^ So Spain actually took Mexico under its rule on the World Wars. That's why they speak Spanish, but developed their own accent. Culture-wise is basically the same. :3 Spain and Mexico are both known for growing lush crops and things. I influenced Mexico! But I don't like it when people mix Spaniards up with Mexicans...

RomHun.

BS: Isn't that an incest pairing? Romania and Hungary?

Yeah...you got something against Balkancest?

BS: I-no, it's just that...ugh. Nevermind. And Hungary isn't a Balkan country!

SPAMANO-

SHE SAID OTHER THAN SPAMANO YOU BASTARD!

Lo siento...hummmmmm~! Itacest is nice, no?

DUDE! I DON'T LOVE MY FRATELLO LIKE THAT! AND ME AND YOU ARE FUCKING ENGAGED!

Haha. You know I was joking!

I dunno. Haven't seen Malaysia yet.

Si...me either. But I am sure that he or she is nice!

I hate you because …...

BS: What?

Nothing...

You hate tomatoes!? No way! They taste good though!

Yeah, how the hell can you hate tomatoes! Weirdo...AND I AM NOT JEALOUS OF THAT POTATO BASTARD! SHUT UP!

BS: Lawl

Nnnnnnh.

If you killed my tomato? Simple! I would shove the handle of my axe up your behind! ^^

o_O

BS: O.o Ouch.

If you stole Spain I'd just find another boyfriend.

BS and Spain: GASP!

Sorry man. The world is cruel.

…

BS: Now look at what you've done! Now he's traumatised!

Nope I back! xD

*coughdammitcough*

Si I do! It was from swinging my axe around all day! Pretty neat, yes?

BS: Ja.

No. You'd be a horrible dictator.

BS: I dunno...I think you'd be a good dictator. Dictators are dicks, according to Romano.

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