BS, why are you shivering and looking traumatised in the corner of our room hugging your laptop?

BS: I...just...saw...the...Spongebob...creepy...pasta. ..eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuhhhhhhh...!

Wtf is that?

BS: You...don't...want...to...know...

It's on YouTube, si?

BS: Yes...

I'm watching it.

BS: NO DON'T!

Oh look the video is already playing.

BS: I'VE WARNED YOU, MORTAL. YOU HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE.

I'm not a mortal I'm a country. Idiota.

BS: …ha...ha...haha.

Okay now she has a creepy grin on her face. Are you okay, chica?

BS: …...

This isn't that scary. Squidward commits suicide. Dead children everywhere...OH SHI-

BS: LOL ROMANO FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR LOL

OW MY ASS THAT WAS FUCKING CREEPY DID YOU SEE THAT FACE!

BS: I TOLD YOU YOU'D BE SCARED! Idiot.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP PPPPPPPPP kil me no

BS: LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS

-_- You didnt tell me nothn

Haha...uh yeah, can we start on the chapter now?

BS: Okay fine. Lol...

STOP LAUGHING!

Carmen (Florida):

Holá everyone! I'm Florida! Or Carmen, whichever you prefer...

Well, if it isn't SPAIN...I still haven't forgotten about you abandoning me with that tea bastard Inglaterra! I missed you sooo much, papí, why didn't you call me?! Fuck, and I had a whole shitload of oranges to give you...but I'm giving it to you anyway! Because I forgive and love you! -sorta-

Question for both- On a scale of 1 to 10, how crazy do you think you're fangirls are?

Adios!

-Carmen

BS: POZDRAVI CARMEN! *bows* Wait I thought Florida was a guy. ._.

I lied.

You bastard!

Hello Florida! Sorry for abandoning you. I had a lot of things on my mind back then. ._. I hope England didn't hurt you. :D

On a scale of 1 to 10 of how crazy our fangirls are: I think 10.

BS: Well of course. -_- You hate them so it's easy for you to say.

I think maybe...6 or 7. Fans aren't that crazy for me. xD

BS: See, Roma-chan? Spain at least gives a reasonable answer.

Don't compare me to him. -.- CIAO. AND I'VE STILL GOT SQUIDWARD'S FACE INSIDE MY MIND.

Adios!

BS: BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!