I was pretty bored so I made this shit. Oh fucking yes!
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Anyway, this chap will have a major time skip because I'm lazy as fuck in giving them conversations.
As promised, a lemon will happen in this chapter.
WARNING: OP as fuck Naruto. You guys should know by now I always love making Naruto OP…
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A long while has passed since that day. However, the blonde in the last chapter was Minato Namikaze. In this chapter, we shall finally show the main attraction! Uzumaki Naruto!
How did he appear? Why, he was but an experiment by the humans soon after an unknown event occurred which had merged the Human and Demon worlds. Yeah, but things weren't smooth for the first few centuries.
Obviously being a demon with horns and sharp teeth are stereotypically classified as evil.
Fucking stereotypes.
And humans couldn't transform so of course, youkai had to adapt. Yay modern society with gadgets and all shit that make ningen lose almost all person-to-person connection.
Note the sarcasm.
However, before Naruto, we must first go into a little detail to how he was made.
Minato lived, Orochimaru was his apparent best friend in this paradox, Oni were nearing extinction and needed a new heir that could live forever, DNA from Minato was used, then decoding of bloodlines was used to give the blonde a power level that screams: IT'S OVER 9000!, and then some which I'm too lazy to say because I'd probably finish the listing of things by the ninth bond paper page on Microsoft Word.
Woohoo! Fourth wall breaking and OP Naruto.
So what do you think happened? Naruto goes to school. Konoha high… fucking cliché. Not that it matters much. Of course, Naruto wasn't a product of a test tube experiment but rather of gene experimentation which had been injected into one unknown and practically unimportant woman… yeah, a human woman.
Of course, with Naruto being a success, Orochimaru did another one, on the same woman. The fuck you think happened?! UZUMAKI KUSHINA!
Fuck, okay, I'll go with first name then last name.
Kushina Uzumaki, younger sister of Naruto Uzumaki. A fucking beauty alright. Hell, she even has that Uchiha asshole Sasuke gunning for her. Ah, but she has already sold herself to the devil. A handsome devil at that. Yeah, you know, the boy who's practically a year older than her, has cerulean blue eyes, three whisker-like birthmarks on each cheek, and a messy crop of blonde hair with a thin low ponytail that reaches his mid back.
Okay, so Naruto might not have had that ponytail before, but now it he does because it serves a purpose. After all, he can't help it when he has the blood of a certain Weasel.
Of course, classes are boring as usual so we head to the front gates of Konoha high where Naruto waits for his imouto.
Oh! And the male uniform is a simple black school jacket and pants. Their shoes and shirts are free for their choosing. Like Naruto's shirt is orange, I mean, he wouldn't be Naruto without orange so why not. Besides, it's only his shirt and he keeps his jacket closed 90% of the time.
Now we can't forget about the female uniform right? So, the girls wear a skirt that is originally five inches below the knee, but some pull it up just to look cute.
Seriously, I went to Japan for an exchange program so I know. Host family was awesome… back to the story.
The skirt was blue, and the girls didn't have jackets since it rarely snows. Of course, they do wear the usual white button up shirt with a tie.
"Naruto-Onii-sama!" Kushina calls as she jogs her way over to her not really related brother but whatever. Oh, and perverts? Her breast jiggle… a lot.
Cue nosebleed and drool.
"Kushina? I thought club activities were still on going?"
"Hmph!" The red head huffs as he breast jiggle… jiggle-jiggle-jiggle… "I told them that I had a date so they let me go."
Cue dead pan. "I find that hard to believe."
"No seriously, they did."
Naruto freezes as he stares at her ridiculously. "Don't tell me… you had a fucking gang bang in the club room?"
Kushina freezes as a cold shiver puts her on ice then steam rises as the ice melts away to show Kushina going through a full body blush. "N-NO! Y-You have it wrong! I-I-I'd never do that! You know I promised myself to y-ah… someone else." "Nice save!" Her chibi mental-self cheers as she catches what she was about to say.
"Oh, okay then." Naruto says calmly as he walks away.
"H-Hey! Don't just take things so casually!"
Naruto raises a brow as Kushina keeps pace. "So I take it you did have sex in the club room?"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING!"
"Okay, so what are you saying?"
"I'm saying that you shouldn't be too casual with your responses!"
"He~eh? I'm not casual." Pfft! Hahahaha! Yeah right! "I'm just living by the facts." Facts my ass. "I mean, we aren't completely human you know." Well now, that's a good point.
"So sleep with me."
"Huh?" Naruto blinks owlishly, both he and Kushina remain unaware to the looks of shock of everyone around them. "But I always sleep with you. Every night."
Pedestrians shock looks turn to horror. Perverts have hearts for eyes.
"I mean it's not like it's a big deal, but why ask me to sleep with you when we already sleep together?"
By this time the red head noticed the looks directed at them and starts to blush cutely with the occasional puff cloud puffing from her head as she looks down. "Let's talk about this later." She mumbles knowing Naruto hears her.
"Hai, hai." Naruto on the other hand doesn't notice the looks.
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Naruto sits on his bed with a black shirt and a black pair of jogging pants on his person.
People, you should be familiar with how a typical anime bedroom looks like so we'll go with that.
Anyway, Naruto heads over to his computer and sighs. He opens a tab showing some porn stars, some apparently being in his school.
Then he lists down those in his school.
Ino Yamanaka, student.
Hana Inuzuka, vet.
Mebuki Haruno, teacher.
Knocking. With a dissatisfied grunt, Naruto quickly wipes his computer's history that not even the best hacker can bring back. Seriously! People can do that. "Nani?"
"Onii-sama, dinner is ready."
"Hai." With a final grunt, the blonde leaves to go to the dining room/kitchen, practically the same in a sense in some Japanese homes.
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During dinner, a strange conversation happens. "So, Onii-sama, I hear that some humans are interested in you." Kushina says in a teasing manner that purposely shows some of her cleavage.
"Hmm… I guess. Usually there is this one girl who is always flirty with the guys but talks to me seriously. Then there's this guy who I sent to the hospital."
That's not really showing they have interest in you, you know?
"Hoh?"
Naruto nods with a fucking ass bright smile. Not to mention, he misses the dark look on Kushina's face. "If I remember correctly, the guy was… some useless dude called Junior or something. The girl was… Kuchiki? Yup, Rukia Kuchiki."
"Kuchiki huh?" Kushina breathes out darkly. "Neh, Naruto-Onii-sama…"
"Hai?"
"Are you into her? Girls like here with flat chests?"
Naruto hums. "Well, I can't say I don't. After all, I am of the dominant type." Still completely unaware of the dark ominous radiating wave from Kushina he continues. "Hmm… I wonder what would happen if I raped her… Hmm… a tight fit maybe?"
"Oh? So that's your preference, Naruto-koi?" A new voice says, one belonging to a female.
"Ah, Kurame-chan!" Naruto waves to the entrance of the kitchen. A woman with Kushina's exact features, with the addition of a tail and two fox ears, walks towards the blonde. She wears a kimono with no underwear and boldly sits on Naruto as if she were riding him.
"It's been awhile Naruto-kun."
"Yes it has. How's Kurama-Jii-san?"
"He's been better."
Naruto freezes at that as Kurame smirks. "Let me guess… You snuck your way out the cave again?"
Tick mark begins! "IT'S A DEN! A FOX DEN!"
"Hai, hai." Naruto says calmly before he smirks towards the Kitsune.
Note, Kitsune may mean fox, but it may also mean fox spirit, mostly women.
"Now, what do you say about having some fun tonight?"
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This scene we find Naruto and Kurame moving like a piston. Since it's the first for many, I'll make it light. However, they don't notice Kushina glare daggers of envy at the pleasure the Kitsune is receiving. To think that the man she loved would go after the lookalike.
With a final grunt and thrust, Naruto unleashes a flood of sperm into Kurame's womb. With that, the two fall to the bed naked, with Naruto still inside her.
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"What time is it, Naruto-sama?" Kurame asks as she rubs her eyes from her sleep cutely.
"Midnight." Naruto says as the moonlight illuminates the room through the window.
"Neh, you know about Kushina's feelings for you right?" Kurame asks as she gently hugs him from behind. Her breast press against the blonde's back as the Kitsune smiles. "Stupid question right? After all, you noticed mine immediately."
"Hehe, well, I can't go around and fuck every person I feel like fucking right off the bat, yes?"
"So, when will you take her?"
Naruto's look turns from that of a kind man to a demonic entity. "She is still too innocent for me. Once that innocence has been taken, I shall take her." At that moment, Naruto's phone rings.
"Moshi-moshi? Hai… wakaranai, demo… eh? Nanda kore?! … Hai, hai, kono-yaro." With that, Naruto hangs up as he stares at the moon. "Well, I guess I'll be busy tomorrow… yare-yare."
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The next day the blonde had gym class. P.E., for those who know the subject as such. Or Physical Education, whatever fits your preference, though for convenience, I shall dub it as the first mentioned.
Anyway…
"How youthful!" Gai… out of all characters… it just has to be Gai… well, in Japanese it is Maito Gai, and in English it is Might Guy. Take some few basic Japanese lessons from an app called HJ lite and you'll find why it's such. Pretty useful.
"How can beating someone to an inch of his life be youthful?!" Sakura shouts in outrage… typical, but not uncalled for. Considering it was some random student and all.
"That was uncalled for." Well, only Naruto sees it as uncalled for.
"Urusai! Baka!"
Naruto smirks at this as he dusts himself. "Hoh? Wanna try miss bubblegum?"
"Hell yeah!" In an instant, the pink hair girl has her fist an inch from Naruto's face. The blonde moves faster though and dodges, and just as their faces pass, our blonde speaks out with a smirk.
"You're rather cute when you get mad."
"Urusai!" Cue big ass crater.
Naruto jumps back with a smirk still plastered on his face. "Hoh? And a nice ass too." He looks the green eye girl in the eye and his smirk widens to a grin of a madman. "Show me what you have!"
"CHAAAA!" Sakura shouts as she charges the blonde. Her fists hits dirt as Naruto leaps to the air. In a mere second, her vision was blocked as some clothe fell before her. Once the clothe left her sight, she sees Naruto's bare chest and blushes before getting mad noticing Naruto didn't even break a sweat.
The blonde Oni on the other hand stands in a manner that taunts his opponent. He leans on one of his legs and gives an "Hmph!" before dashing forward and sending a punch towards Sakura who then dodges it and smashes the ground beneath her. The school sure is thankful for having the gym in a different dimension.
Naruto however uses the momentum of his punch to lift himself off the ground. A good call considering the crater that happened soon after his feet left the ground. He doesn't stop though as he lands with his hands and then does the windmill dance move which causes Sakura to jump away.
Completely annoyed on how Naruto attacks with style, miss bubblegum goes on a punching frenzy. Left-right-up-right-down with spin then left-etcetera. Still she could not hit the blonde.
Speaking of whom, his move set was simple. Dodge right, left, bend backwards, quick step back to dodge the downward punch, spin to the right, and then more. For a minute, the embarrassment continued for Sakura. Once it was over, it wall because Naruto saw she was slowing. With a smirk, he counters a left hook with backhand to the oncoming fist and a knee to the pink hair girl's stomach.
The girl coughs out some air making her fall and in a very vulnerable position no less. "You're actually good, but you lack in training." Naruto says as he summons an orange shirt onto his person, then his jacket unbuttoned. He holds his hand out for the gal who takes it with a little hesitation.
"Amazing! Oh how the youth shines brightly in you Naruto!" Gai says with a literal shining grin. How does that happen? Seriously, what's his toothpaste? "Now! Tell me how you were able to beat Miss Haruno! Share it with the class!"
Naruto sighs. "I should've seen this coming." He looks at each and everyone in the gym before he nods. "The fighting style was predictable. After all, her move set only consist of punches." He looks to the beaten girl and smiles. "However, if she were to learn more than just strength on her arms, she would indeed be able to make me sweat. Even if just a drop."
Cue the huff of frustration and irritation of one sexy Haruno. Yes, she's sexy, just like Hinata and Ino are sexy in their own way. Besides, you came here for sex and action, but mostly sex; not fucking pairings. Besides~ this is a harem remember?
The crowd cheers as Naruto takes his seat and with a sigh, he remembers that this day was his club meeting. He was thankful that Kushina was a grade lower than him or else he'd have to deal with her getting jealous or some shit that a guy like me wouldn't understand. Women… no offense but yeah, I still don't get it.
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Naruto walks over to a dojo with Kushina behind him. "Kushina, I'll be coming home late. I'll be the last to leave today." His 'sister' whines before nodding and heading home. He on the other hand enters the place to see Neji and Lee sparring on one corner. On another is Sasuke practicing some Kenjutsu. Then on another is the only woman in the club; Soifon, practicing punches and kicks, and is actually his apprentice.
Last but not the least, the only human by the name of Angelo Grey, practicing MMA, or so it appears.
"The only one who can actually keep up with me." Naruto thinks to himself with a little caution as he walks towards the person. Said person has metallic gray hair in a style similar to Naruto's.
This person was indeed into MMA, and while he may not be as fast, strong, or even as 'cool' as Naruto is, he was far more flexible. He knows each martial art, but focuses on the three branches of Filipino Martial Arts which are Kali, Eskrima, and Arnis, though some argue that all those branches are the same but are known in three ways. He also focuses on Muay Thai, Shaolin Kung Fu, Judo, and even Ninjutsu.
"How are you even able to match me, ningen?" Naruto asks as he walks up to the person.
Angelo looks at Naruto, his lower face being obscured by his face mask. His eyes, his crimson eyes bore into Naruto's cerulean ones. "I am an augmented human. That is all you need to know." He then returns to practicing a free flow motion.
Naruto doesn't leave though. "If you aren't as fast as me or as strong as me, how can you keep up?"
Angelo sighs and pops his shoulders, neck, and any other place of his body he can pop his joints. "Flexibility. Not only physically, but also situation-wise. True, I'm not as fast as you, or as strong as you, but my fighting style allows me to hit you no matter how fast or strong you are. Even if-" In a blink, he bends forwards and sends a kick behind him. "Even if you can surprise everyone, my danger senses are superior to yours. After all, I'm not unbeatable like you."
"If so then you are because you're always aware."
"Well, stopping time isn't one of my abilities." He blocks the blonde again surprising him. "But I am immune to such abilities as well."
(TBC)
OKAY! So, next chapter we will have a more detailed lemon scene, but this time with someone you probably won't expect. Hey, she's still hot so fuck it, I'll add her.
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