JACI: OMG GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY AT SCHOOL!

What?

Yes?
JACI: I was in my homeroom today and my friend was sitting next to me. I heard this really weird fapping sound coming from him and I was like "What the hell are you fapping." I looked closer and-

WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT HIM WHILE HE'S FAPPING EW.

JACI: I BET YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME WHEN SPAIN'S A'FAPPIN.

Do not.

JACI: Fuck you I'm still talking! So anyway I looked closer and he was just shaking whiteout. I was worried for a second and he just laughed. BUT THEN.

:o But then what?

JACI: BUT THEN-

But then what?

JACI: LEMME FINISH ALREADY.

Kay.

JACI: But then the teacher asked what the noise was. xD Things turned into shet from there.

...lol…

ROFLMAO

Ensalia:

Ciao, I'm Ensalia~!

((And that admin that deals with her crap))

Hey~! Long time no see!

((Focus. Questions, baka))

Fiiine... Here are le questions.,

Fratello, I'm in a love tri-angle! Do you aprove?

Spaniard, Do You aprove?

Fratello, How many tomatos do you eat per day?

Spaniard, How many Churros do you eat per week?

((Good, my question to Jaki:

How did you get them to do this? I wana make Ensalia do one soon))

NO WAY

((That's almost Norway..))

I know...

((Anything else?))

Fratello, I'll only tell you the two who like me IF you hug Doitsu for 5 seconds~!

((ITS WORTH IT TRUST MEEE))

When are you trustworthy?

((Blackmailing, situations like this...))

Ok, well I guess that's it!

~Ensalia

((That admin named Ashley))

No.

YES~

5.

JACI: …why the hell 5?

I'm on a diet.

JACI: Oh.

A lot~

JACI: THAT'S JACI NOT JAKI. -_- DAFUQ BRU. Actually, Spain started the whole thing...Romano got dragged into it. Then a few chapters later I was writing a fanfiction about how I got to go to Spain and Romano's house...and...I can't really...figure out how to get back…

Then how are you going to school.

JACI: I'm secretly going to Gakuen Hetalia without you guys knowing what.

WWWWWWHAAAAAAATTTTT

JACI: What? :I

That's cool...but it's a highschool...you're like in what, 5th grade?

JACI: I'M IN 8TH. I'M 14…

My apologies~!

JACI: I'M SPECIAL MY MOMMY TOLD ME SO

...Okay fine...it's for my fratello…

JACI: OH MY GOD ITACEST I HATE THE PAIRING.

Uhm...okay?

JACI: Sorry Itacest fangirls I just don't like it…

Ciao

Adios

JACI: Bye guys


A/N: Hay bby~ I might be typing hilarious stuff that happens at school in the intros. If You don't wanna read it then don't fucking read it. Have a nice weekend~