The last hilarious chapter of this story! A conversation between Linus and Lucy need I say more?

It was several hours later when Linus returned home. Schroeder and he had a great time. After they finally stopped making out with each other, Schroeder returned to working on that piece he was having trouble with. Linus sat there and gave Schroeder the encouragement he needed. It had been a great time, but here he was sneaking home at nine o'clock at night. He thought he was fine, his parents weren't usually home on Saturday's until around ten. He made sure to avoid running into Lucy, but it was Rerun who brought about his downfall.

"Linus? Where have you been?" Rerun asked loudly from somewhere behind him. Linus jumped straight up in the air and squealed, but not like a girl. Rerun scoffed and had a shit-eating grin, "Sounds like somewhere you weren't supposed to be." Linus scowled at his little brother, while still trying to calm his racing heart.

"That's not it at all. I was just out with friends," Linus babbled, but not nervously.

"Okay. Sure... Whatever," Rerun definably still sounded suspicious. He looked like he going to say more but didn't get the chance to because Linus felt a rough pull on the collar of his shirt. Lucy had found him! Oh, no! Rerun's smiled doubled as he started laughing and he waved good-bye. Linus glared at his younger brother as he pulled past the threshold of Lucy's room. No sooner was the door shut behind him that Lucy began the integration.

"Where were you?! I was worried about you!" Lucy hissed, waving her finger in his face.
"At a friends house." That was all she was going to get. She reached out and grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him stumbling forward. She opened her mouth to speak, but then her eyes widened and she shut her mouth. She looked less than pleased. What? Then Linus' face turned bright red as he realized what she noticed. This was going to be bad. So much for 'that was all she was going to get.'

"Is that a hickey?" She pulled his shirt down to reveal a small, spotty bruise. Linus quickly swiped her hands away, face burning, "Oh my God! It is a hickey! You were... Oh, my, Linus!" Her voice was stuck between pissed and amazed. Linus was debating how he was going to make a break for it. Then Lucy asked, "Who was she? You little seductor!" Linus was refusing to say anything, then Lucy crossed her arms. "Aww, come on!" Linus was still not going to talk, she could make him. "If you don't talk I'll tell Mom and Dad you snuck out and had sex." Well, hell. That was going to make him spill. Lucy wasn't one to kid with her threats.

"Uh, for one I didn't have sex," Linus said and that was the truth. The hickeys were the worst the two had done. Schroeder had a matching one on his collar bone. "Plus, you wouldn't actually do that." Might as well try his luck.

"Wanna try me?" She said in a very flat tone. She was serious, damn. "Who was she?" Well, he might as well. She was going to find out eventually. Probably from Schroeder in a very hilarious, and terrible, encounter. He won't mention Schroeder if it was at all possible. Linus let out a sigh and looked at the ground.

"It wasn't a she," Linus whispered as he rubbed the back of his head.

"What?!" Lucy screamed, causing Linus to flinch.

"You heard me," Linus as he looked up at Lucy's slack face, "It was a guy and it was pretty nice." Damn, he was being awkward.

"This is news to me. Since when have you been, uh, into guys? You were always flirting with pretty girls?" She ran her hand down her face, she looked really confused.

"Well, you see I'm bisexual and it's been a while," He said shrugging.

"Who was he?" She asked, reverting back to her original question. Linus sighed and rubbed the back of his head again. She was so damn stubborn.

"Promise you won't kill me?" Linus asked his willpower waning.

"What? Why would I do that?" She asked raising an eyebrow, suspicion leaking into her every expression.

"Just promise."

"Okay, fine. Now. Who. Was. He?" Lucy said obviously on her last straw. Linus drew in a large breath and steeled his nerves one last time.

"Schroeder," It was barely a whisper. Linus flinched but the blow never came. Instead, he heard laughing.

"Really, Linus? You're going to play that card?" She said laughing. She thought he was kidding. He just raised an eyebrow and didn't say anything. Her laughing quieted as she realized he was serious. "You were with SCHROEDER?!" She said though her teeth and Linus simply nodded. Something seemed off about her reaction. "Damn." She sounded annoyed, but not like she was going to kill him.

"Um? Aren't you going to kill me?"

"I said I wouldn't. Damn, Linus you butt face. I've known Schroeder was gay, but I was still trying to access his bisexual side, but no. You had to go and ruin that!" she sounded like she was being playful. Was he crazy or was he suppressing a laugh?

"What?" Linus was flabbergasted and very, very confused.

"I don't see how you don't get it. I'd have to be stupid to pursue a romantic relationship with a gay guy. He's just really fun to rile up. I haven't had real feelings for Schroeder for a while now." Linus was done this was too much, he flung his arms in the air. All that stress turned into annoyance.

"I'm done. I quit. I'm going to bed," Linus said as he turned around for the door handle.

"Well then. Hey! Come back here! I wanna know ALL about it! Give me the juicy details!" Lucy said as she followed him. Linus sprinted to his room avoiding her as his entire face was blood red.

"No! I'm not telling you a damn thing! Weirdo!" Linus hollered from his door frame.

"Aww! Come on!" she said from just outside his, now shut, door.

"No! Lucy. I am not giving you any details about me and my boyfriend's endeavors." Linus said with a smile she couldn't see. That smile turned into down right laughing as he heard he gasp and walk away.