Disclaimer: This chapter is kind of weird.
Kind of shonen-ai you know guy and guy BUT THIS IS JUST A FILLER. It's not that bad and actually to be honest not that much happens. Just a light hearted chapter with how Naruto meets the fiction some of you naughty gals and guys create~

Naruto meets fanfiction!

Ah~ The weekend.
Its evening time now, not that I really mind and I can hear Narutos voice trying to memorize whatever we had to do in the last lesson. Cramming all of his revison. He's really taking this seriously,huh? If I was him I would be taking it slow, I'm taking it slow anyway. Caleb came up with some sort of theory that the Naruto characters aka Naruto, obviously, Sakura and Kiba have somehow been snatched out of the universe and even from the manga they'e from. I wonder why people haven't created a rucus about it, shouldn't some fan be screaming and wondering why the main characters are not there? Where is there dialogue? Why have the fighting scenes become only against one person when the other person should be there. Jee, this is really annoying but all I have to do is keep him until it ends right? Like Rock Lee and Hinata, the others will disappear one by one.

Except I don't know when that is, nor does Caleb so we're stuck with the whole disappearance kind of thing. Which makes me wonder I wonder what happened when I left, or how I left. I drowned for one thing or fell off a wall? Ah! I don't care anymore, thinking like this only hurts my brain even more.

Caleb suggested we have fun but I don't see how this could be classified as fun, he took Naruto to some weird arcade along with Sakura and Kiba and bowling. The risky thing is, he didn't even pay at least thats what Naruto told me. I mean he basically lives in a house that the police probably have no idea about let alone the county council. I whispered soft words of that song on the radio out of tune whilst putting my work into a folder and then throwing the folder directly under my desk. I'll remember that later and stepping out of my room with my laptop ; my pride and joy.

I entered the room Naruto was in as he looked up with a smile. "Yo." I nodded and sat down on his bed.
"Naruto, is there anything you wanna..do?"I slowly said. He raised a brow and let out this weird laugh.
"Tanha, you're nice and all but I-" Before he continued I threw a pillow at his face. He seemed surprised. "Not that, ah~ I get it."He grinned. I put the laptop down and smiled typing in words

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He peered his head round and tilted his head. "Fanfiction?"He repeated and I nodded.
"You see Naruto, the manga has fans, you have fans most of the characters in the book have fans and I suppose those fans write stories about you guys,"I scrolled down and looked at one of the titles. "Let's read one!" With a hint of excitement.

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I gave it small thought and clicked on it. "Ah! So there's loads of stories about me?" He asked. I stared at him and smiled with a short nod. I positioned the laptop so both of us could see.
"SasuNaru? What's that?"
I knew what it was.. An idiot would even know what that was but Naruto he isn't your average idiot maybe I could just scarr him, just for a little while. "We'll only find out, right?"

And so we started reading.

"Naruto," The faint whisper from Sasuke drifted out into Naruto's ear, standing so close yet Naruto yearned for him to come closer so their bodies could touch. Naruto with his cheeks a bright colour looked up at his face, his eyes, his cheeks..his lips.

"Jee, why are we standing so close? Sasuke would never stand that close to me! He would be all 'teme, get away from me, you smell."He mimicked or tried to mimic Sasuke and that only made me laugh. Naive boy.

Sasukes fingers pushed the buttons of his shirt, revealing his upper torso and Naruto watched, bewildered.

"Wait- Wait Tanha, why is he stripping?"Naruto asked.
"I dunno, maybe he's hot?"I replied, idiot.

Narutos body shivered, watching and waiting. He too had taken off his clothes but he was much more embarrassed "Sasuke, th-this is weird."Naruto stuttered. Sasukes hand gently clamped around the small boys hips and smiled. "You're perfect Naruto."

"WHAT?! SMALL? We're the same height! Right Tanha?" Isn't he forgetting the fact that they're both naked, I shrugged as we continued reading.

"Naruto, I want you."Sasukes voice uttered as he went to attack the blondes mouth and-

Sorry fangirls~ and fanboys. This fanfiction is rated T and we can not show the following..story? Aside from that the author is a terrible writer and can not carry on, her perverted-..ness is too much to handle and so we skip a bit. Thank you everyone!

So Naruto sat with his mouth wide open, his eyes twitching and his body like a statue. I smiled contently and let out a nice sigh. "Nothing like a good ol' fanfiction to let out the stress!"I yawned. I took a look at Naruto as he wasn't moving at all and not that I was worried, I really didn't want to be the cause of his death. "C'mon it wasn't that bad!"
"WHAT? Wasn't that- Wasn't that bad?! What do you mean..Me..and Sasuke..w-w-we were-" He then flopped down and screamed like a girl into the bed. I patted his back as I heard him sob.
"There, there Naruto. It isn't real, you know- Then again you aren't really real either..so that could also be-"
Naruto clamped my mouth. "Don't say it! Shush! Is this how my fans..my fan view me?"
"No, not all of them."
Naruto brought his head up like a lost puppy and with his teary eyes spoke, "why am- Why am I the submissive one?"
I put a finger to my lips and shook my head "You're not always the person who takes it, Sasuke can also be botto-"
"Please stop speaking."Naruto once agained flopped down and I looked at him. I wonder if I took it too far? Nah~ It can't be that bad. He sobbed a little louder now and I let out an evil giggle.

I glanced back at the fanfiction and crossed it off.