Jaci: HAPPY HETALIA DAY! *THROWS OUT TOMATOES AND CHURROS AND HAND GRENADES*

NOT THE HAND GRENADES- CHIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

Yay hand grenades and churros!

Jaci: …

Cat:

Ohhh ok Jaci. Ummm QUESTIONS~~~ Tonio~ would you sing the alphabet backwards while standing on your hands to save all the tomatoes in your farm? Roma would you give me a hug if I gave you a basket of tomatoes? Jaci-chan do you like cake? Spaniard~ I have a friend… scratch that… two friends who speak Spanish. Your thoughts? Roma do I annoy the shit outa you? Well auf Wiedersehen! ~Cat.

YES. o_o

No. e-e

Jaci: Aww you're so grumpy in the morning, ahn't ya? And yes. e u e Jaci-chan loves cake. What kind?

My thoughts: I have 0 friends who speak Spanish. :I

Jaci: What about Romano?

But he is my lover!

Jaci: Italy?

He never paid attention to my lessons…

Jaci: Mexico-kun?
No! He is my son-

Jaci: QUE SE NECESITA PARA ACEPTAR ALGUIEN PARA SER SU AMIGO!?

Oh there we go I have one friend!

She's not your friend she's just the narrator, idiot.

Jaci: Meh. I used Google Translate anyway.

YES, YOU ARE ANNOYING AS HELL. Ciao.

Adios..

Jaci: Dovidenja…..