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Ciel and Alois walked outside their room, Alois whispering all sorts of ways to seduce Sebastian, or as he called it, "battle tactics." Ciel, on the other hand, kept seeing a figure following them, but every time he turned to look, the figure hid somewhere obvious, thinking he or she was stealthy. Yeah, in your dreams, stalker.

"Lizzy, you can stop stalking us now."

Lizzy walked out from behind a door. "How did you know?"

Ciel sighed. "To be honest, you're not exactly the most stealthy person I know. So, why were you following us?"

Lizzy had a smug expression on her face. "Promise you'll let me join your 'operation', or else... maybe I'll just let slip to Sebastian that you like him...?"

Ciel smirked. "Blackmailing, are we?"

Alois just stood there awkwardly. What was he supposed to say?

"Fine. You can join."

Lizzy's smug smile was quickly switched with a squeal and a cute grin that made Alois's heart skip a beat. And then, of course, she acted like nothing had happened whatsoever. Good job, Lizzy.

Suddenly, right before they entered the classroom, Alois and Lizzy dragged him behind the door. Then, they started discussing "battle tactics", while Ciel stood there like an idiot.

"What are you talking about?"

All three gasped and jumped a bit. There, looking through the doorcrack, was the one and only Sebastian Michaelis. "Can I, perhaps, join the conversation?"

Lizzy made the worst fake smile. "Actually, I think Grell wants to talk to you for a bit. You should see what he wants."

Fortunately, Grell squealed and waved at Sebastian just as Lizzy said that. "Okay, guys, but I'll be right back."

When they made sure Sebastian was out of earshot, Alois whispered in Ciel's ear. "Okay, so what you're gonna do..."

When the three entered the classroom, Grell was still talking to Sebastian, who seemed pretty bored. Lizzy went over to them to join the conversation.

"Hey, Grell, how's it going?"

"I'm feeling great, since I'm talking to my daaaaarling Sebas-chan!"

Sebastian looked like he was gonna vomit.

"So, what are you talking about?"

Grell's eyes filled with excitement. "I got these hot Louis Vuitton shoes yesterday! They are so freaking cute!"

Lizzy, being the great actress she was, squealed in fake excitement. "Oh. My God. I love Louis Vuitton! My favorite brand is Chanel, though."

Grell grinned. "I know, right? Coco Chanel a true genius! I think more people should admire her works of art."

While Lizzy and Grell were having a conversation about Coco Chanel, Sebastian took the opportunity to leave. He could not care less about fashion and makeup. He did care about looks, but brands? It made no difference to him.

Meanwhile, Ciel was at the electric pencil sharpener. He wasn't sure if Alois's plan would work. It was kind of cliché. But, whatever. He couldn't come up with anything better. He took his pencil out of the sharpener. Then, a wild Alois came out of nowhere and tripped him, so he was in a very awkward position. His face met the floor, and his butt was sticking up in the air. He started to get up, when a huge shadow was covering him. He looked up, giving the most cute, innocent look he could manage, and murmured sweetly, "Please help me up."

Now, Ciel wasn't naive. Nor was he oblivious. He could see how flustered Sebastian was, and he inwardly smirked, but like they say, fake it 'till you make it.

If you want to know how Sebastian looked, he looked like a cooked tomato. His facial expression was that of a child looking at a kitten. He was frozen. Now came Alois's part. Alois walked in like a hero, and held out his hand to Ciel. Ciel smiled and took it. He stood up. "Thank you so much, Alois!"

Ciel and Alois hugged, and Alois smirked at Sebastian, as if to say, LOL 2 late m8.

The teacher came, so everyone sat down. Nobody was actually paying attention in this class, and the teacher didn't seem to care. Then, a paper plane flew onto Ciel's desk. It came from an unknown person. He opened it. You're such a cutie. He smirked. He grabbed a pen, and scribbled something on the paper. The bell rang, and he left the classroom.

Sebastian went to Ciel's desk, and picked up the paper. In perfect cursive, it said: Make no mistake. I am no sweet angel child.

A/N: DUN DUN DUUN!

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