Q: What is 1+1?
A: window
Q: What is an ten lettered word with thousands of words in it?
A: Dictionary(I'm sorry, I messed the problem up)
Q: A man leaves home jogging, he turns left, he turns left again, then he turns left one last time, as he looking home he sees two masked men at home. What is he doing?
A: Playing baseball
Q: Why do we drink water?
A: We can't eat it.
Q: What happened in 1961 and won't happen until 6009?
A: A year that can be read the same upside down.