13. What the hell?! Is this really...? Is this actually...

...

...no.

Hee Hee Hee!

You crack me up, Gaster. CRACK. ME. UP. You expect ME to go the rest of my life without killing anyone? Really, Gaster!? What if I have to defend myself? Do I just sit there and take it? Do I go home, crying my eyes out to my mommy? How pathetic! Who does he think he is, telling ME what to do? He's not GOD. Seriously, I can't believe this guy!

Okay, Gaster. So I'll play your little "game". Maybe it'll show you how stupid you are and you'll finally get a life. What? Is the void not good enough for you, Gaster? You have to resort to stalking and torturing innocent little flowers for a kick, now? Talk about a whole new LOW! You don't know ANYTHING about me and Frisk!

But boy… I was so close to killing that boy out of SPITE!

14. I spend my weekends at Asgore's nowadays - an improvement. At least Sans and Toriel can't annoy us with their howls of laugher anymore. Also, it doesn't matter what garden I'm in, I always like Asgore's more. Though, it's still full of those putrid yellow flowers. Predictable.

When is he going to realize that I'VE been the one destroying parts of his garden? He says he keeps them because they remind him of the underground, but that's my point. They remind ME of the underground.

15. That reminds me. I haven't talked to Chara for awhile, now. Chara, can you hear me? Dad says he wants to get back with Mom. As if THAT'S ever going to happen. Toriel and Sans have been going steady for awhile now. Ever since I ran away.

I used to be irked by it, but now... I think things will be alright. Sans isn't nearly as bad as I thought he'd be. He said I could change if I just try, like he always does. Except without the bad times, this time around. Between you and me, he's probably more tired than I am. I thought he'd be relieved if not satisfied that Frisk hasn't RESET in months. He got what he wanted. We got to sit around, share a few forced laughs, eat the same grub we always eat. Sometimes he changes things up for my sake.

Once he took Papyrus and I to this human restaurant called McDonald's. Do you know who McDonald is, Chara? I don't know who this McDonald guy is, but he's a real piece of trash.

We never went inside it. Papyrus wanted to use the drive-thru because he thought it would make him look cool. Ha ha... We ordered and Sans got me a Happy Meal. I don't know if you ever had a "Happy Meal", Chara, but that "Happy Meal" made me anything but happy. First of all, they BARELY gave me any fries! The fry container was too damn small. I know I'm a flower, but COME ON! What kind of prejudice IS this!? Sans laughed at me. Then I threw the container at him. Hee Hee Hee! Those fries sucked anyway. And so did the nuggets. There was a CHICKEN HEAD in there! A. CHICKEN'S. HEAD. And Sans had the audacity to sit there and ask me if I was too 'chicken'. And you know what I did, Chara? I threw that at the bone head, too. Made him shut up real quick! HAHAHA! You should've seen him, Chara! He looked as if I slashed him to death. You would have LOVED IT! Papyrus was screaming, too. He stormed into the McDonald's like mom would've, demanding an explanation. We got another box, but the human running it said that they thought it was part of a monster's diet. That they EAT CHICKEN HEADS. ...I've never eaten a chicken head in my life! Nor do I want to. That was such a preposterous thing to assume. I wanted to kill him, but that mean old Gaster wouldn't let me. So, I slapped him, like a good boy does, and called him an asshole. Sure Papyrus was ranting at me the whole ride home, but that was just me being smooth.

Anyway, that place was terrible. Guess we'll be sticking to Grillby's from now on. Sans is trying way too hard. And if you think I'm a baby for not eating that chicken head, then I dare YOU to eat one, Chara! Unless… you're too "chicken". ;P