Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Ok, this is my longest chapter ever! I told you I'd make up for the previous chap! And for those of you who sent me oneshot plots and stuff, and for those three of you contest winners, the oneshots will be out as soon as possible. I've been, as crazy as this sounds, stumped.

This story is dedicated to Weelittleboots a.k.a. Xaayp. Also known as my Xa Oppa:Hearts: He is my sunshine on a cloudy day! I love you, Xa Oppa!

Silo sat in the very center of the living room, watching Kohi as the bunny hopped around, sniffing everywhere, dropping a few "presents" every once and a while on the newspapers scattered about. He'd finally gotten to see his pet again after an entire week of being without her. Kakashi had taken the animal with him on his flight back to Japan, and had kept him until Naruto'd settled in.

Behind him, lying on the snow white sofa, was Naruto. The grown male yawned loudly and stretched, a sliver of tan stomach appearing under his snug, baby blue sweater. Scratching the revealed skin with stubby nails, he continued flipping through the channels, not finding anything on worth his time.

"Silo, could you go fetch me some pocky?" he asked, lazily rubbing his sore hip. He'd been moving new furniture into the home from morning to night the day before, and he felt like his entire body was just one big bruise, "make it strawberry. The chocolate kind leaves a weird aftertaste in my mouth."

Twisting around so he could face the adult, the crow scrunched his nose up and continued playing with his pet, "I'm not your maid."

"...Dear lord, you're turning into Sasuke!" Naruto whined, "what happened to the sweet little boy I raised?"

Silo suddenly pouted and stood up, making his way to the kitchen, failing to notice the large grin plastered on his father's face. Oh, how the man loved to torment his son.

"I'm a dobe."

The fresh actor blinked, looking around, lips in a tight line, "What the--?"

"I like it up the ass."

Brows twitching, he reached over and snatched his brand new cell phone off of the marble lamp table beside the couch. Sasuke had given it to him yesterday, saying that it was a company phone and he needed it. Eyeing the contraption, he flipped it open, "Hello?" he growled.

"How do you like your ringtone?" Naruto could practically hear Sasuke's smirk on the other end, causing a corner of his lips to twitch downwards. But instead of acting upon his bitterness, he struck back, in a friendly way of course; the Uzumaki way.

"Why don't you suck my cock, Uchiha?"

Yes, of course, friendly.

Sasuke chuckled, then there was the sound of a door opening, and a voice in the background that was most definitely Itachi's. Naruto snickered as he heard the weasel say something about him wanting his little brother to go elsewhere if he wanted to have phone sex. Apparently, he heard Naruto's comment over the phone.

There was a few noises that sounded much like books being thrown at something, then Sasuke's voice was heard again, "Sorry."

"Ah, no prob. Sooo, what did you want to chat about? I highly doubt you want to have phone sex. Oh, maybe you want to go out and search around for some chicks?" he grinned and snorted into the phone.

There was a stretched silence, and Naruto began to worry.

"Oi, Teme?"

"You want to go pick up a prostitute?"

Blue eyes widened comically and Naruto tried not to drop his cell phone, "WHAT?.!.?.! No, dumbass, I meant going out to look for girls! Normal girls who don't sell their bodies!" honestly, was his raven friend that clueless?

Wait... he's never really spoke about girls. Maybe he does like guys!

"Or, you know, we could go to a gay bar. I went once with Sai and had to save him from getting raped. You know, he's quite the catch and--"

"Can we please change the topic? I don't really want to talk about gay bars. I've never been to one and I'd like to keep it that way. Now, on to more important matters. I've made copies of the script for all of the actors in my film. I'm going to drop by soon, so we can go over it."

"Finally, I'll actually know what it's about," Naruto laughed, "do I get to kiss a pretty girl? Like in all the other cool movies?"

"... Something like that."

Naruto furrowed his brows, "What do you mean by that?"

"I'll be over within the next half hour. Make sure you have some food prepared, I'll be there for quite a while," then he hung up, leaving behind a confused blond.

Silo came in with two boxes of large strawberry pocky. He sat them on his father's lap, then picked up Kohi, the bunny having reached the back doors that led out to the pool, "Chichiue, who were you talking to?"

Flipping the phone closed, Naruto sat it down, "Sasuke. He's coming over for a bit tonight, so I think I should make some food. Hmm, I guess I didn't really need this pocky," he grinned, tossing the snacks onto the loveseat.

Silo pouted and huffed.

xXxXx

When Naruto opened the door, Sasuke stood there in a very stylish... red suit?

"What's with the wardrobe? It seems so bright compared to your dreary face and sickly white skin," he teased, letting him in. Along with the strange choice of clothing, the raven had a bag slung over his shoulder, filled with colorful boxes and such.

Ignoring his friend's comment, Sasuke made his way to the living room and saw Silo sitting on the couch, an aura of sadness and annoyance radiating off of him. It was so strong that Sasuke actually flinched, then turned to the seemingly oblivious blond.

"You did tell him that we were having Christmas today, didn't you?" he asked.

Blue eyes bulged out, then Naruto ran upstairs, cursing and kicking at the banister along the steps, hissing when he injured his shoeless feet. Just yesterday, the Uchiha had told him that they were going to give Silo his gifts today, since Christmas had gone by and the boy was probably a tad bit upset he couldn't celebrate it like normal.

Silo looked up from his position on the couch, smiling a bit when he saw Sasuke in the funny looking suit, "Konnichiwa, Uchiha-san," he welcomed him warmly, despite his current mood.

The actor waltzed into the living room and sat down on the soft cushion beside Naruto's son, giving the child a look that consisted mostly of raised brows and glittering black orbs. He put a hand on Silo's head and ruffled the silky hair, a smirk taking over his pink lips, "Are you upset because you missed Christmas?"

Shaking his head, the boy sighed, "I tried to call Jack... to see how his Christmas went, but his mom picked up and started yelling at me... I guess she found out that we were sort of..."

"Dating?" Sasuke sighed as well, "I don't think you should stay in a relationship with him. You're very mature and intelligent for your age, your father raised you well, but you're still too young for something like that. Wait until you're at least thirteen before you even try to date someone."

Silo blinked slowly, "You want me to... break up with him?"

"The only way you can keep in touch with him is on the phone, and if his mother picks up everytime and yells at you, I highly doubt you'll be able to speak to each other. Best to just end it now. He probably already knows it can't work out," Sasuke explained.

The smaller of the two shifted and rested his head on Sasuke's upper arm, a sigh flowing from between chapped lips, "How come I'm not sad?"

Intelligent, indeed. Naruto just didn't know how fast his child was growing up. No five-year old would ask someone why it didn't hurt to let go of someone they thought they loved...

They both heard loud thumps coming from upstairs, then Naruto was seen rushing down the steps, tons of presents on his arms, threatening to spill onto the floor. Silo's eyes widened and he sat up straight, confused. He glanced down at the white bag Sasuke had brought in, wondering if it was filled with presents, too.

"Since we missed Christmas, we're having a little family gathering!" Naruto said between loud pants as he placed the presents on the floor. Sasuke opened his bag and pulled out the large presents and stuck them with Naruto's, eyeing Silo, telling him mentally to start unwrapping.

Holding back a squeel of pure delight, the child leaped off of the sofa and began tearing away colorful wrapping paper, a large smile coming to his face as three yaoi books were presented to him, "Arigato, Uchiha-san!" he hugged the dark-haired man and started unwrapping another gift.

Naruto sat there, mouth agape, "You got him... yaoi manga? Are those eighteen and up, Teme?.!" he threw a ball of crumped up paper at his friend's head and growled, "he's only five! Do you think he'll even understand the positions and words?.! And if he does, he might go out and try it with some other boy!"

Sasuke raised a brow, "Those aren't from me, they're from Sai. He gave them to me for safekeeping until we had our small Christmas."

The blond visibly twitched, He says he loves me, then he goes against me and buys my child gay porn?.!

"Wahhhhhhh!.!" Silo held the Playstation 3 in his hands, staring at the picture on the front in amazement. He looked up at his father, "Th-thank you so much, Chichiue... you got me this... and you even spent more for all of these other gifts?"

Naruto stared down at the expensive present and swallowed, "I didn't--"

"He worked and worked to get the money for it," the young Uchiha smirked, "you have a great father, Silo."

The blond met Sasuke's eyes and he smiled, a BIG, beautiful smile that would warm anyone's heart.

When the little Christmas between them had ended, Silo was busying himself with his new Playstation 3 and Naruto and Sasuke were sitting in the kitchen, drinking mugs full of hot chocolate. They both sat in silence, neither feeling akward, nor extremely comfortable. Well, Sasuke was as comfy as a queen on her thrown, but Naruto had the need to question the raven. He wanted to know what the actor had meant on the phone earlier. No wanting to say something stupid, he brought it up behind something else.

"So, about that script..." he began, immediately flinching. He didn't want to start out like that.

Sasuke looked at him, waiting, hot chocolate slipping between his lips.

Naruto sighed and just cut to the chase, "You're going to make me gay, aren't you?"

xXxXx

Sasuke and Naruto sat in the dimly lit kitchen, the sound of the videogames in the living room not reaching their ears since Silo had put the T.V. on mute before falling asleep on the sofa, his cheek resting atop a small, silky pillow. Sasuke fiddled with the salt shaker on the table while he let the blond skim through the screenplay, not worried at all that he'd become homophobic and refuse to play the part.

"Where'd you come up with the idea?" Naruto broke the silence with his quiet question.

The raven glanced up and stared into blue orbs, but didn't answer, not really wanting to anwer at the moment, "I'll tell you later. Right now's not the best time."

Respecting his friend, Naruto continued to skim over the words, his parts, processing the scenes, thinking about how he'd make this character real. Flipping the page, he smiled bitterly, "Their relationship is pretty rough," he stated.

"It was," Sasuke replied slowly, his fingers running over the metal top of the salt shaker, little specks of the seasoning sticking to the sides of his nails.

Naruto's eyes snapped up, but he said nothing.

Sasuke sat the shaker back onto the smooth table and took the script once Naruto finished it, tucking it into his back pocket, "I think you should meet the other actors. There's only one that has an important part in the movie, and I'm sure you'll get along with her fine," he stood and let his usual smirk slip across his face. It was the first time Naruto had seen it since they'd sat down at the table.

"Ah, sure. Is tomorrow good? It's sort of late and I promised to call Sai. If I call too late, we won't be able to have phone sex," he grinned.

Sasuke frowned, "I don't want to hear about your private life, Dobe," he snapped.

"Well," the blond laughed, "you pushed yourself into my life, Sasuke, so you'll just have to deal with it!" he said in a sing-song voice, happily getting up and slinging and arm over his buddy's shoulder.

"I did, didn't I?" the raven sighed.

xXxXx

The next morning was uneventful. Silo and Naruto were eating cereal in the living room like usual, watching some crazy Japanese show about a girl who had no interest in humans, just the supernatural. Despite how weird it was, they very much enjoyed it, and when it was over, Naruto watched as Silo tried to remember the dance at the end.

"You look like a girl," Naruto snickered, milk dribbling down his chin as he had yet to swallow his bite of cereal. He wiped away the wet trail with his shirt sleeve and laughed full out when Silo kept trying to do the dance moved, "jeez, just stop it. We have to get to the set. Come on, grab your shoes," he took Silo's empty bowl of cereal, along with his, to the sink and dropped them in, no caring about droplets of milk splattering onto the counter.

Silo did as he was told and slipped on his sneakers, yanking up the hood of his coat so he wouldn't get snow in his hair. Turning off the television, he ran to the main hall and took his father's hand, "Do you think there'll be other kids there, Chichiue? I don't like being around adults all the time. They get boring after a while," he pouted.

"Hmm, Sasuke said Kakashi had a son. He might be there and you two can go play while we practice," he opened the front door and they were both hit with a wave of snowflakes and a below freezing gust of wind. Naruto cursed and Silo just whined loudly, tugging his hood further down to cover his face.

Then, when they arrived at the set around noon, Hidan was outside waiting for them, wearing his usual black, red, and white Akatsuki cloak. He motioned for them to park in the large garage, then led them inside, the huge place sending Silo into a fit of pure glee. He'd never been in such a spacious building and he was tempted to run around and giggle until he collapsed, or ran into something.

"Ah, Naruto-kun," Itachi welcomed them, giving the blond one of his sly smiled. Behind them, Hidan watched, unblinking. The last few days, Itachi had been acting completely fine, but now Hidan could see the game that Itachi was going to start playing with himself. Just like Sasuke, he hated how Itachi had turned out because of the stress of his job.

"Weasel-san!" he interrupted, leaping onto him and licking behind his ear, "can I talk to you in private, hm?" he gave his best smile, knowing his best friend wouldn't resist.

Sighing, Itachi agreed and they both went behind the rack of clothes that their designer had brought in, "What is it?"

Hidan huffed, "What did I tell you about about your mind games?"

Itachi stayed silent, face expressionless.

"To not do them, that's what!" Hidan's arms flailed around, "quit playing games with yourself. You hurt yourself and you hurt the people who care about you. I know... I know the job as Leader's right-hand man is stressful and you have to do something about it... but there are better ways, you know!" he complained, handing Itachi a small wrapped package. It was square-shaped and wrapped with newspaper, "take it, it'll help you out," he promised with a smile.

Taking the gift, Itachi let his fingertips ghost over the taped down edges before tearing the paper away, revealing a strange-shaped object in a clear, plastic box. He opened it and pulled the item out, eyeing it with raised brows.

"I call it the 'Squeezle Weasel'," Hidan laughed.

In the older Uchiha's grasp was a little goo-filled, plastic weasel. He gave it a firm squeeze and tthe eyes popped out. He smiled only slightly and kept squeezing it, "How very thoughtful." he whispered. He'd never admit it to anyone, but every little thing Hidan gave him was very special to him.

Hidan grinned, "I have one at home and it really does work. I haven't gotten into a bar fight in exactly one week! Amazing, right?" he laughed and ran his palm over slicked hair, "oi, Weasel-san, do you think I'd look better with my hair down?"

Used to his friend switching to completely random topics, Itachi smirked, "If you kept your hair down, I suppose you'd get more attention, and not from just whores."

Hidan pouted, "Don't say that. You're not a whore at all," he smiled teasingly and gave Itachi a peck on the nose before scurrying off, "I'll see you during the break!" he waved, "Deidara called me and he wants to talk!"

Itachi nodded his farewells and kept the stress toy in his grasp, squeezing it every so often with a tiny smile on his face.

"You're not acting like yourself," Sasuke spoke up as he came from the snack tables, "I'm guessing you crumbled under Hidan's bright personality?"

Itachi snorted, "Hardly. And I could say the same for you. Following Naruto-kun around like a lost puppy. You're a disgrace to the Uchiha family."

Sasuke twitched, "You might want to take that back before I snatch away that ugly doll in your hands."

Itachi glared and tucked the gift away in his cloak.

Kakashi came in through one of the doors to the side of the huge buiding, a little boy walking beside him, eyes on the ground. He smiled when he saw Naruto and Silo looking around in awe as they checked out every nook and cranny of the place. Leading his little boy down the steps, he whispered to him:

"Remember when I said that Naruto-kun had a son? He's here and I'm sure he'd love to play with you," he took his smiling son over to Naruto and Silo.

The blond turned when he felt the other man standing behind, then blinked at the little boy by his side. He had dark silver hair and glazed over, dark red eyes. It seemed like he wasn't focusing on anything but the floor, "Hey, Kakashi! This is... Haruka, right?"

The boy nodded, but kept his gaze on the ground.

Silo gave his attention to the other child, "Konnichiwa, my name's Silo," he chirped, "nice to meet you, Haruka!"

Kakashi rubbed Haruka's shoulders and let his grasp on him go, "Why don't you go play with him? You should be able to do fine without me, you're used to the layout of this place," he smiled underneath his mask.

Naruto blinked, confused, "Layout...?"

"Haruka's blind," the scarecrow informed him and Silo, "but he can still see a bit."

"Everything's most blurry," the child spoke up, softly. His voice was smooth and his words flowed like a river. He turned towards Silo and laid his eyes on him, smiling a bit, "do you like icecream?" he asked.

If possible, Silo perked up even more, "I love icecream! Especially butter pecan!"

"Then come on," Haruka started walking, used to the structure of the building, "there's an icecream parlor right outside of here. Is it alright if I take him there, Otosan?" he asked Kakashi, "I'll get Iruka to go with us, if you want."

Kakashi shook his head, "No, go ahead. It's just around the corner."

Silo looked at his father, giving him the famous Uzumaki look, causing the blond to twitch, "Just go and hurry back. And get me some mint chocolate chip icecream while you're gone," he tossed him some money and watched as they scurried off. He turned towards Kakashi with a grin, "Your kid's cute. Looks a lot like you except for the red eyes."

The older man chuckled, "Yes, he got them from his mother," he turned when a hand was placed on his shoulder and he was met by a smiling Iruka, the tan man smiling and handing him a script, "Ino left this on our apartment. Could you give it back to her for me?"

Kakashi kissed the other man on the cheek through the material covering his face, "My pleasure, Dolphin-chan! Oh, and our son went to get get icecream with his new friend. I told him to go by himself, but--"

Iruka suddenly punched his lover on the back of the head, a vein throbbing on his forehead, "You let him go down the street by himself?.! What kind of father are you?.!" he scurried away and made his way outside, "Haruka, I'm coming for you!"

Kakashi rubbed his sore skull and pouted, "With his mood swings you'd think he was pregnant."

Naruto snorted with laughter.

xXxXx

After many introductions, the filming process had began. There was a short chat beforehand, but that came to a halt when a pretty blonde girl raised her hand, saying that they should start since there was going to be an interview later that evening. The people invited on the show were Sasuke, Naruto, and Ino (the stunning blonde female). Naruto had been confused, not knowing there was supposed to be an interview on a talk show, but then became happy with the idea. He was going to be on t.v.! Yosh!

Itachi, as the director of Sasuke's film, took his place in his comfy set chair, legs crossed. He put on a pair of stylish reading glasses and pressed them further up the bridge of his nose, glancing down at the script in his hand. He flipped through, speaking as he did so, "Naruto-kun, did you memorize your lines for scene one?"

The blond male grinned and have him a thumbs up, "Yep, did it last night!"

Itachi nodded, "Good. Then, we'll do all of the school and home scenes here, then do the other scenes in the city once it warms up," he flipped back to the first scene, "Let's start with the opening scene. You all know your lines, so get in place!" he shouted so everyone could hear.

Naruto, dressed in a black slacks and a white dress shirt, went around of the corner of the built school hallway, amazed at how realistic it was. It looked almost exactly like his old school from when he was in high school. Shaking his head to rid himself of his thoughts, he took his place and waited for Itachi to yell action. He grinned to himself, already loving the world of acting.

"Action!"

Naruto went into character, his large grin disappearing. He began walking and turned the corner as he heard hurried footsteps, then a body slammed into his and he stumbled back, the papers he was given falling to the tiled floor. Sasuke, who had rammed into him, fell to the floor, hissing in false pain, his books falling along with Naruto's papers.

"Watch where you're going!" Sasuke spat, pushing himself up and glaring at the blond. His icy look quickly melted once he realized who he'd run in to, "Sanji-sensei..."

Naruto gave him a smile, "I'd appreciate it if you'd pick up my papers, Ishinomori-kun."

The raven immediately dropped to the floor and began collecting the white sheets, leaving his books until last. His cheeks were stained a light pink (the act received mental applause from Naruto) and he stood back up, handing the pape to his "teacher".

"Gomen, Sanji-sensei," his tone turned from rude, to quiet and polite, much like a girl's, "I was just--"

"In a hurry to my class?" Naruto chuckled.

"Your... class?"

"I'm taking over as your gym teacher," the blond smiled and took his papers from the student, "and if you don't put your books in your locker and hurry up, you'll be late," then he walked past Sasuke.

"That's a wrap!" Hidan chirped from beside Itachi, irritating the raven. He'd just arrived a few moments before and took the chance to "steal the glory".

Naruto grinned once again and made a sharp turn, facing Sasuke, "Tell me I did good!"

Sasuke smirked, "That was one of the simplest scenes in the movie, Dobe. And it's well, not good."

The blond glared at him.

"Chichiue!" Silo ran to him and gave him a hug, careful of the mint icecream cone in his hand. He pulled away and held the frozen treat up with a large smile, "you did really well!"

Sasuke chuckled, "See, even he knows proper grammar."

"Listen here!" Naruto growled, "I can damn well say what I want, Teme!" thus began another squabble between the two "lovebirds", so Kakashi had named them. Right away, Silo knew it was going to turn into one of those little fights that quickly changed into words of love... or in their case, words of perversion.

"Baka."

"Asshole!"

"Usuratonkachi."

"Fucker!" then Naruto launched, slamming Sasuke against the cement wall, the both of them sliding to the side and falling to the floor, growling and cursing at each other. Naruto tugged at Sasuke's hair and Sasuke yanked on his, the both of them glaring daggers.

No one tried to stop them. Well, no one really wanted to... especially Ino, being the yaoi fangirl that she was. So instead of stopping them, she lifted up the small digital camera that was slung around her neck and took aim, stepping forward so she could get the best shot possible.

"Yeah, you like being under me, don't you?" Naruto purred, his fingers around Sasuke's wrists, holding them down against the cold floor. He smirked in smug satisfaction as the raven's eyes narrowed even more, but then the actor gave him a cocky smirk of his own.

"I enjoy riding you more," he teased, voice husky. There was a rubbing of hips, and Naruto started laughing, causing a reaction. Sasuke began laughing, but not as loud as the blond, causing everyone in the studio to stop what they were doing.

Sasuke plus laughing equals WTF.

Itachi leaned forward and rubbed his temples, "If things like this are going to happen every day on the set, I might as well quit."

Ino giggled and began taking pictures, stunning the two laughing boys into silence. Naruto looked up and winced when he was momentarily blinded by the flashing light of the girl's camera, "H-Hey!" he whined, lifting himself off of Sasuke and covering his eyes with folded arms.

"I'm a yaoi fangirl," she said proudly, finally lowering her camera. Naruto hadn't really noticed before, but her eyes were a very pale blue and her frame was perfect, stylish clothes hugging her curves.

He kept the drool in his mouth.

Sasuke looked back and forth between them, then sighed.

xXxXx

Naruto handed Silo his cellphone and smiled. At the moment, he, Sasuke, Ino, Kakashi, Silo, and Ino were on the set of a popular show in Japan called "Underground Nippon." It was a show in Tokyo, but it broadcasted all over Asia. The blond leaned his son towards Kakashi and Haruka.

"You remember how to use my cellphone, right? Why don't you call Sai or Sakura? I'm sure they'd love to talk to you," he smiled.

Silo nodded and went to go sit with the scarecrow and his new friend, tossing a "good luck" to his father before he was called by a large man to get ready to go out. Sasuke and Ino came back from the snack table, adjusting their clothing.

"Naruto, your hair's so messy!" Ino ran her fingers through his hair, trying to made it tidy, but failing miserably. She huffed and retracted her arm, "but I suppose women go for the rough look..." she turned to Sasuke, "I think you should make your hair messy too, so he doesn't get embarrassed," she teased, causing Naruto to blush a bit.

"H-Hey!" no cute girl was going to make fun of Uzumaki Naruto! "I think I look pretty hot with my hair like this," he stated matter-of-factly.

"Yeah, I suppose," the pretty blonde tilted her head and smiled slightly. She glanced up and saw the host, Shurei-san, getting ready to call them out, "Oh! Come on, she's about to call us!" she shoved Naruto along, Sasuke trailing behind them. No, no, don't think he felt rejected. He didn't... but just maybe a tad bit left out... damn emo-ness.

"And as you all know, Uchiha Sasuke had disappeared from Japan just a few weeks ago. But he returned on Monday and we are now being graced with his presence," Shurei-san told the large crowd, mostly consisting of teenage girls holding up signs that said "Marry Me, Sasuke-kun!"

That was their sign and all three actors stepped out on stage, Sasuke with his hands in his pockets, Ino waving with a cheery smile, and Naruto giving them a foxy grin, causing some Sasuke fangirls to blush and whisper.

"Not only is Uchiha-san here, but his fellow actors in his first film, as well," she motioned for them to take a seat and she stayed standing, high heels clacking against the wooden floor, "I'm sure you all know the talented Yamanaka Ino, but who is this other handsome man?"

Sasuke was about to answer, but Naruto beat him to it.

"The name's Uzumaki Naruto, dattebayo!" the crowd laughed and began whispering, saying things such as "he's cute" or "I think he's an American."

Shurei-san let out an whistful laugh, "Uzumaki-san, hmm? Tell me, what part do you play in Uchiha-san's upcoming film."

"The main part," Naruto said with pride, his large grin never wavering. Beside him Sasuke raised a brow, surprised that the crowd loved him, despite having seen any of his acting skills, "as amazing as it sounds! But I'm just that good!"

"Don't get cocky," Sasuke muttered, so the crowd wouldn't hear. Unfortunately, Naruto did.

The blond turned and glared, "What was that, Teme?" the crowd stared in awe at the two. No one talked to their precious Sasuke-kun like that!

Ino pouted, Our first interview for this movie and they're going to blow it! Men are such idiots!

"Don't make a scene, Dobe," the raven said calmly.

"A scene? I don't make scenes, spoiled teenage girls make scenes!"

"Quit rambling and just let Shurei-san ask her questions," Ino said loudly, causing Naruto to grumble and turn back to the older woman, "sorry," he mumbled.

The slim woman slowly blinked and let out a nervous laugh, "I-It's quite alright. Um, yes, well... Yamanaka-san, can you tell me the part you play?"

Ino perked up, "I play the wife!" she chirped, "and Naruto plays my husband!"

"What about you, Uchiha-san?"

Naruto cut Sasuke off before he even began, "He plays the teenager I have an affair with," he grinned, "hot, right? Uchiha Sasuke's going to be an uke, an uke, an u--" a hand was clamped around his throat and the cameras were turned off.

"Fuck you," Sasuke growled and he threw the blond onto the ground.

Ino stood and viciously kicked the both of them, her heels digging into their sides, "You two are the most immature, vulgar, idiotic men I've ever met!"

The audience continued to watche in amazement, while the host rubbed her temples and sighed.

"Let's try this again in an hour, alright?" she asked in annoyance.

xXxXx

The next day, Naruto opened the newspaper, Sasuke by his side drinking a steaming hot coffee. The both of them were covered in bruises and cuts, the blond's cheeks covered with bandaids. He looked at the picture on the very front page and grinned, showing it to the raven.

"Aren't we cute?" he cooed.

The picture was of them on the floor fighting, Naruto yanking on Sasuke's long bangs. The title of the article was "Not the Healthiest of Relationships, but Quite Refreshing."

Sasuke groaned.

Yes, the longest I've ever written! Praise me!