Flowey Gets a Journal 2: CrU1S1n4aBrU1S1n

by Prettydog200

Howdy! It's me, FLOWEY! FLOWEY the FLOWER. Golly, you must be so confused! You probably thought I was dead this whole time. Well, you thought wrong. I've been with Asgore this ENTIRE time! That was until that one night where everything became dark. Post-Pacifist. Floweypot AU

10. Entries 24-26

24. FINALLY. I don't go to school, but even I'm glad the weekend is here! Now I don't have to babysit Frisk anymore. There's only one thing that could make this weekend better however and that's if I didn't have to deal with Alphys. Today's that day she runs that experiment on me so I have to spend the day with her and Undyne. Oh, AND just to make sure I don't go anywhere, Frisk and Papyrus are BABYSITTING me and Papyrus won't STOP. LOOKING. OVER. MY. SHOULDER.

DANG IT, SANS! Why did you have to do this?! I wanna go home!

This can't last much longer, right? I don't know how much more abuse I could take.

25. HAH! What a bunch of idiots. Don't they know that the true way of playing Monopoly is by CHEATING? I don't know whose idea it was to even play that game, but whoever came up with the idea is stupid. Papyrus and Undyne were bickering over the rules, Sans was sleeping half the time, and Frisk looked like he was going to pull his hairs out. I offered him that pulling my petals off was kinda the same thing.

Eventually, Sans' constant snoring was starting to get to me. I knew as long as his eyes didn't catch me that he wouldn't be able to dodge. So, I took a vine and yanked him by his ankle. Hee Hee Hee!

Speaking of dodging, Undyne wanted to challenge that. Just like she did before Sans became a sentry and of course, she couldn't land a blow on him. Then I decided to show off. You know, just to reminisce all the times I had to RESET because of HIM? I wasn't expecting to hit him though. He was within my trajectory and I pulled away just before I could tear through him. Yeah... as much as I'd love to kill this guy, he's not worth it. Not this time. I have to be a good boy, remember? For old man Gaster? GET A LIFE.

Oh, and Frisk took a whack at him too, but he was being a baby. He lightly "pushed" the skeleton... Come on, Frisk. You can do better than that. Though while he, Sans, and Undyne were having their little spar, I took all the cards, the money, and put hotels on all the properties. Then I tried to make them all play. Sans put me in the jail after that, but WHO CARES!? I STILL WON!

Oh. Alphys is here now. Ugh, let's make this fast.

26. Chara?

Chara? Gaster? Somebody? I need help. I'm scared.

I have a SOUL.