Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. SHIT.
Ok, the chap you've all been waiting for! The kissing scene! Even though it's not real... for Naruto, anyway.
This story is dedicated to my Xa Oppa a.k.a Weelittleboots, and so is the character known as Majik. :Hearts:
Also, some people are telling me that they can't read recent chaps to some of my story. Please don't blame me, because it's not my fault. The same happened to me when I went to check out a few newly update stories. So, um, all I can say is keep trying?
"You think I should ask her out?"
"Do whatever you want."
"I was hoping for a yes or no, asshole! Should I ask her out or not?.!"
"Why are you even asking me? I'm the gay one, remember?"
"Everyone's the gay one in this damn place! And like they say, gay men give the best advice."
"That's a bunch of shit."
"You're trying to knock me off topic! Just answer my question!"
"..."
"Sasuke!"
"Fine, ask her out. Then you two can get married in a week, have another kid, then she can leave you for someone else a month later."
"... Thank you, but I just wanted a yes or no," Naruto grinned brightly and turned on his heel, intent on finding Ino. He hurried off stage and went in search for the pretty female, leaving an annoyed raven behind. Said raven sighed and rubbed his temples.
Naruto hadn't shut up about Ino for the past few days. He'd always talk about how she was so smart, so strong, so beautiful, how she'd probably be good in bed. It was enough to drive any gay or straight man to suicide. Now he understand why the blond's wife left him. No one would be able to stand his annoying ramblings.
Sasuke sat down by the snack table, getting himself a bottle of water. Haku, being the pretty little thing he was, sauntered up to the actor and gave him a lovely smile. He looked more boyish today due to his attire, but his soft face and full lips would never allow him to be any less than feminine. He grabbed a slice of apple from a fruit tray and dipped it in the peanut butter, lifting it to his lips and taking a small bite.
As he munched, he rested chocolate eyes on Sasuke, "Where's Naruto-kun?" he asked after swallowing.
The raven twitched and glared at Haku without meaning to, causing the other to furrow his brows. He took a big swig of his water and sat the clear bottle back onto the table, picking up the permanent marker that lay beside the fruit platter. He scribbled his initials on the white cap, then tossed the sharpie away.
"He's looking for Ino," he mumbled, "he wants to ask her out."
"And you're jealous," Haku said this in less than a heartbeat. There was no hesitation, and his words were in more of a statement than a question.
Sasuke snorted, "Hn, I'm not jealous. I'm just annoyed is all. Every time we saw each other he would ramble on about how beautiful and funny she is. It gets annoying after a while," he crossed his arms and tilted his head back, sighing.
Haku smiled and ran his girly fingers through silky, brown hair, "I'm glad I don't have to deal with Zabuza-san talking about the beautiful women he meets," he giggled prettily.
Sasuke's right brow twitched, That's because he's in love with you, idiot.
"Well, I need to get back to the set," Haku said with a sweet voice, "Itachi-san wants to talk to me about some scenes. Oh, which reminds me," he leaned forward, "the kissing scene is coming up, have you and Naruto-kun practiced?"
"Che, I wanted to talk to him about that, but I can never get a word in these days. Maybe once he asks her out, he'll shut up," Sasuke stood and began making himself a small sandwhich from the food on the table. Behind him, Haku smiled secretly.
"Alright then. But make sure you do practice," he then made his way back to the set, Zabuza meeting him half way. The taller, bulkier man started a conversation and Sasuke could practically hear Haku's feminine giggle as the guard talked about something funny that had happened earlier that morning.
God, he hated love.
xXxXx
Ino was sitting in her dressing room, reading through her script, when Naruto knocked. She turned toward the door and yelled for whoever it was to come in. The blond male slowly entered and gave Ino a nervous grin. He'd asked many girls out before and had been calm and collected about it, but Ino was a very strong girl and would probably castrate him if she thought he was only asking her out so he could get sex. He was sort of known as a pervert... somewhat.
"Oh, Naruto," she smiled, "do they need me on the set already? I thought I still had ten minutes."
"Uh, you do," he walked in front of her and gave her the most handsome smile he could muster, "I just wanted to ask you something."
Ino tilted her head to the side, but smiled back, "Yes?"
xXxXx
Silo helped Haruka down the sidewalk through the new terrain. The way they usually took to get to the studio from their school was being worked on, so they had to take a detour. Unfortunately, they were lost. Silo didn't tell the other boy, though, not wanting to worry him.
"Aren't detours supposed to take less time?" Haruka asked as he let his friend quide him.
The crow laughed nervously and looked around, noticing that they were going through a neighborhood instead of the busy streets of the city. He bit his lip, What if I never find the way home? I lost track of the detour signs...
"Little Miss! Is that you?.!"
Silo leaped about two feet in the air, startling Haruka. He mumbled his apologies and turned, blinking when Majik ran up to them, sporting a few more cuts on his cheeks. The strange child gave them a lopsided grin, but Haruka only looked straight ahead, not knowing what was going on.
"You already know I'm a boy," Silo pouted, "so stop calling me that."
"Sheesh, no need to sound so RUDE, little miss! And to think I was gonna help ya get outta this place. 'Cause I think ya two are lost," Majik crossed his arms and spit out the sour apple gum he was chewing, "if ya get lost here, ya end up in China."
Haruka raised a brow, "That's not true. Japan's an island, you can't end up in China if we're walking. Besides, we're not lost. Silo knows where we are."
Silo gave a sheepish smile, "Um, that's right. We're not lost at all."
Majik made a sound that was like a mix between a dog bark and a horse giving birth, "You're half a mile away from the city!" he ran around them and turned, jogging in place, "come on, chillun'!" he said in an Alabama tone. To Kill a Mockingbird came to Silo's mind and he frowned, thinking of Tom Robinson's big nostrils, "I'll lead the way! Just make sure ya both march like Nazis! I'm not gonna be a leader without an army!" he began marching through the field beside the sidewalk, the tall grass reaching his knees.
Haruka let himself be guided, trusting Silo like a seeing eye dog. Not that he saw the other boy as a dog or anything...
"Sooooo," Majik started a conversation as they walked through the large field of grass, "where are ya headin' to in the city?" it was strange how he spoke. He'd mix Japanese with English, but still have his weird accent... it was strange, but Silo found it very funny.
"The U.A.S.," Haruka spoke up.
Majik suddenly whipped around and walked backwards, seeming to know exactly where he was going, "Ya serious? Are your parents actors?"
"My chichiue," Silo answered.
"My Otosan," Haruka spoke afterwards.
"Hmmmmmm," Majik tapped his chin with a bandaged finger, "that's pretty cool. My Step-brother goes there sometimes 'cause he knows Uchiha Itachi," he gave them a wide smile, "they work together and stuff, but I never get to see what they do. He says it's just stuff," he scoffed and kicked up a wad of dirt and grass, "just stuff my BUTT!" he yelled loud enough for the entire world to hear, "I bet they're having sex like HORNY BUNNIES!"
Haruka had covered his ears before he got the having sex part. But Silo was not so lucky, since he needed both hands to guide Haruka. So he kept walking with a tomato red face.
"Okie dokie, go under this fence and BAM! You're in the parking lot of U.A.S.," Majik grabbed the bottom of the old fence and it easily lifted, the rusty wires leaving dirt on his hands, "hey, hey, hey, do ya think I could come visit ya guys sometime? It gets pretty boring at my house. My dad always wants me to sit still, but I can't! I'm an energetic person!.!" Majik's voice boomed throughout the clearing, sending a flock of birds into the sky.
"I can tell," Haruka mumbled, "and sure, I suppose you could--"
"AWESOME! I'll see ya 'round then! FARVEL!(1)" then Majik dropped the bottom of the fence and took off like a bottle rocket, laughing like a hyena.
Silo giggled a bit before lifting the fence back up, "Go straight ahead, I'll tell you when to stop."
Haruka did as he was told and walked forward, hearing the sound of crunching leaves under his school shoes. He heard Silo tell him to stop, then he felt his hands being taken by the other boy's. He smiled and they both walked into the building, right when Naruto ran out of Ino's room with a shit-eating grin on his tan face.
"She said yes!" he shouted, causing everyone to look at him strangely.
"Yes to what?" Silo asked as Haruka left to go say hello to his own father.
Naruto blinked, then chuckled nervously, "Um... yes to a date."
"Oh..." Silo pouted, "Ino-chan? But..." but I thought you liked Uchiha-san, Chichiue...
xXxXx
Sasuke sat in the darkness of his living room, the moon shining in through the sliding glass door beside the sofa. The light reflected off the surface of the pool outside, waves of light blue flowing over Sasuke's obsidian orbs. He was slumped over on the couch, his head resting on his folded arms over the back of the furniture, his gaze on the long, empty hallway.
He and Itachi were going to have dinner once he arrived in an hour, but until then, Sasuke had nothing to do. He'd tried watching television, but nothing interesting was on; he tried playing DDR (Naruto had brought it over and decided to leave it there until his next visit), but failed; and he'd even taken a long, soaking bath, but... you can only stay in the tub so long before you prune up.
The raven blinked slowly, then lifted his head as he saw something shift in the darkness of his bedroom at the very end of the hall. There was an outline of unruly hair and...
Sasuke's breath hitched.
Striking blue eyes... but they weren't Naruto's. They were slanted like a Siamese cat's, narrow and outlined by perfect, long eyelashes.
"Sanji-sensei..." he got up from the couch and swore he saw the other male taking off his clothes in the bedroom. It was something so familiar, something that used to happen in his everyday life until the car crash... He was so desperate to believe it was him, not an illusion.
Being left alone without Naruto's bright presence was starting to make him hallucinate, and he chuckled at the thought. Did that loud idiot really have that much of an impact on his life?
"Come to bed, Sasuke-kun," the illusion whispered to him, its smile so warm.
The actor didn't stop his hurried steps and he made it to the room without the man disappearing, his hope skyrocketing. He reached a hand out and touched a tan cheek, the heat sending a tingle through his entire body. His dark eyes widened and his lips parted slowly.
"You're here..." he almost choked on his words, his stomach tying itself in knots, his heart clenching in his chest. He felt like he was in high school again when the warm arms of his teacher enveloped him in a much awaited embrace. Even his scent was there... that same intoxicating cologne that would send Sasuke's mind reeling.
"Of course I'm here," the much taller blond man playfully ruffled the dark hair of his student, and he placed a kiss on the exposed forehead, "I'm always here, aren't I?"
Sasuke tightly shut his eyes and wrapped his arms tightly around the bigger man, the both of them falling back onto the bed. The mattress creaked as the raven leaned up and kissed his teacher's neck, feeling as if they'd done it just the night before... but there was so much need.
Sasuke smiled and he heard the man groan softly, just like he always did when they began foreplay. He knew that Sanji-sensei didn't die... it was just a horrible dream. That's what he told himself when it happened, and now... he was finally waking up. Sanji-sensei was with him now. Kakashi was a dream, Silo was a dream...
Naruto was a dream.
"I look a lot like him, don't I?"
Sasuke lifted his face and looked into beautiful blue eyes, "What?"
Sanji-sensei pointed to a photo on the desk beside the bed. It was a picture of Naruto, the male grinning that brilliant smile of his.
Sasuke's eyes widened.
"I look a lot like him... the man in the picture."
I... look a lot like him...
Silo... don't you think so?
Sanji-sensei disappeared and Sasuke found himself falling, only to hit something soft as his eyes closed, then blinked back open again. Silo was standing above him, looking at him with a cute smile, while Naruto sat on the floor next to him, eyeing the photo of Sanji-sensei on the lamp table next to the couch.
Sasuke took a slow breath and sat up, realizing that it had all been a dream. Or maybe... he fell asleep again and was dragged back into this dream... His body was still in bed with his sensei, and the blond here... was just a form of Sasuke's desire for his teacher to be with him, even in his dreams.
"I look a lot like him," Naruto spoke as he looked at the photo, "who is he?"
The raven wouldn't answer, he just kept staring ahead at the blue-eyed blond, wishing he would turn into his teacher. After a minute of silence, Naruto made a sound of annoyance and shifted closer to the couch.
"Fine, don't tell me, BUT..." he gave a cat-like grin, "I want to tell you how my date with Ino went. I'm sure you want juicy details."
Sasuke shooks his head, trying to rid himself of his idiotic thoughts. The place he was in now wasn't the dream, it was his reality, "If you two had sex, then I don't want to hear."
"Nah, too early for sex. I actually really like Ino, you know? So, I'm going slow with her. Anyway," he got up and plopped down on the cusion Sasuke's feet were settled upon, pulling Silo onto his lap, the little boy giggling, "we went to dinner at this really cool Italian place, then we went to play miniature golf, and then we went to go see this horror flick. A Korean movie called, um, The Host, I think. About a giant mutant fish," he snickered, "it wasn't scary, but it was really good. I couldn't understand a damn thing they were saying, so I had to read the subtitles, and--"
Sasuke sighed, "You're rambling, Dobe."
"Oh, right... sorry. But then I walked her home, we shared a good night kiss, and that's it," he pretended to giggle like a high school girl, only to annoy Sasuke and humor Silo.
The raven ran a hand through his hair and looked at the clock on the wall above the T.V.
Itachi should be home in about twenty minutes... Sasuke thought to himself.
On Naruto's lap, Silo leaned back and yawned, tired from playing cops and robbers with Haruka and Majik. The strange boy had dropped by, just like he'd said, and they'd played until they collapsed. And since Haruka knew the layout of the acting studio by heart, Silo didn't have to follow him around and help him do things. Not that he didn't enjoy it.
"Tired, musuko?" Naruto smiled and turned to give Sasuke a very childish pout, "do you mind if we crash here? I promise we'll be good, and we'll even stay out of the dining room so you and Itachi can have a nice, brotherly dinner."
Sasuke scowled, "I'd prefer it if you two stayed. Dinner alone with him gives me--"
"An orgasm," Naruto finished, as if they were playing madlibs.
"What are you, five?" Sasuke snarled.
"I'm going to verb my noun into your adjective noun," the blond purred.
Sasuke stared at him before just standing up and lifting Silo into his arms, "I'll put him in my room and you and I are going to camp out on the floor tonight. Actually, you are, I'll be sleeping on the couch."
"... No fair!" Naruto whined and latched onto Sasuke's pants, "I have back problems, you can't do this to me! Aren't we like brothers, Sasuke?.!"
"Far from brothers," the raven groaned and shook his leg free from the strong hold, taking Silo back to his bedroom and placing him on the soft, silky mattress. The boy immediately rolled over and snuggled into the warmth of the sheets, mumbling a "good night" to the young Uchiha. As Sasuke walked back into the living room, he saw Naruto sitting on the couch, glaring at him.
"I'm sleeping on the couch," he stated firmly.
Sasuke matched glare with glare, "This is my house."
"But I'm the guest."
They both continued to glare, until Sasuke cellphone began to ring, the tune matching Gazette's Anti Pop. He answered with an irritated tone, "Hello?"
"You sound angry, Otouto, do you want me to send you another prostitute?" Itachi asked loud enough for Naruto to hear. Sasuke flushed a dark red, despite his manly pride, and growled.
"What do you want?" he hissed dangerously.
"Haku mentioned that you and Naruto-kun haven't practiced the kissing scene yet. Since he's at our home right now, why don't you two start?"
"How did you know he was here?"
"When you answered the phone, you sounded mad. Only Naruto-kun can rile you up so much, so I only assumed. Now, start practicing, I'll be home within fifteen minutes," then Itachi hung up, leaving sasuke grumbling as he placed his cellphone on the kitchen counter.
"Can't get a man, so you have your brother get you little boys from the brothels?" Naruto snickered and teetered back and forth on the couch, "that's pretty hot, you child molester."
"It won't be so hot when I molest your son," Sasuke smirked and Naruto gasped.
"You wouldn't!"
Sasuke grabbed a movie script off of the lamp table and tossed it to Naruto, "I like the big boys," he said in a very New Yorkish way, "Here, we need to start practicing for the filming tomorrow."
The blond flipped through and found the scenes need for the next day. He blinked, "Oh yeah, the kissing scene... is that why you're not using a script? You think you're such a great kisser?"
"No, I memorized all of my lines and I don't need the script for a kiss," Sasuke chuckled, his anger for his friend disappearing as quickly as it came. He stood in the center of the living room, waiting patiently for his acting companion to lift himself off the sofa.
Once Naruto did, he led him to the kitchen table and the blond looked at him strangely.
"You shove me down onto the table," the raven said, not bothered, "it's a passionate scene, Dobe, in a classroom. Where else would you shove me down at?"
"Between my legs," Naruto didn't miss a heartbeat.
"Hn, lovely."
Sasuke began, mustering all of the feelings he could into the role, but then he remembered his dream and stopped, seeing Sanji-sensei when he looked up at Naruto. He shook his head and tried to begin again, still seeing his old lover. At that moment, he asked himself if it was really such a good idea to make a movie on a time in hiw own life.
"Sensei, I--" he made his voice young, just like the first day he and Naruto acted together, "I know you're married, but..." he bit his bottom lip, "but I had to tell you...!"
Naruto pressed Sasuke back, until the shorter man's hips were against the ledge of the table. He looked down at him with piercing eyes, actually sending a shiver up Sasuke's spine. Said actor swallowed, thinking that the other male was too similar to his teacher.
"Don't tell anyone," Naruto leaned in and brushed his lips against the other's, earning a small intake of breath, "I'll get fired... you'll get expelled..."
Sasuke shut his eyes and let large hands run up under his shirt, the warmth causing his stomach to flutter. Lips were pressed against his and his mind became numb. Naruto was just too much like Sanji-sensei, and Sasuke's swept away in a gust of old love.
Sasuke pressed back eagerly, his hips melding with Naruto's. His cheeks were dusted a light pink, while Naruto's remained their usual color. He moaned when he was bent back over the table and he lifted his legs, wrapping them around the blond's waist, elicting a delicious groan from his partner. Their lips meshed together and tongues clashed, moans and grunts echoing throughout the large apartment.
The raven pulled back, panting, chest heaving, "S-Sanji-sensei, I--"
"You taste like a girl," then a pair of soft lips latched onto Sasuke's neck and he let out a whimper as Naruto sucked on the flesh, nipping and biting.
"Oh God..."
A strong hand ran up a smooth stomach and chest, but stopped when the front door to the apartment opened, Itachi stepping in with a bag of sushi in his grasp. Naruto pulled away and grinned, "Yo!" he greeted him.
Itachi nodded his head in acknowledgment and sat the bag down on the table, right next to Sasuke's flushed face. He smirked, "I came home early so I could walk in on you two. I must say, you got really into it, Otouto."
Sasuke growled and punched Itachi in the stomach.
(1)- I think farvel is Norwegian for good-bye... or something similar to that? Tell me if I'm wrong, Xa Oppa :Sweatdrop:
Next chapter: Sasuke confronts Naruto and they get into a fight, Silo cries his heart out, and some things... just crumble apart.